a new thread for DAN ADLER, Democratic candidate for Congress

he has ads on Youtube, let us look at them

The one that started it all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gerq4GpHpKw

He is a role model to his kid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7bi9Tjz2U&feature=related

He has celebrity endorsements:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=030JFzvHcb8&feature=related

He is creepily reminiscent of Abed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7jcnkyuyA&feature=related

cool. cool, cool, cool.

He has more celebrity endorsements:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2kmoqe3Xc&feature=related

"I'm not a professional politician...I don't have a large war chest or a political machine behind me...but I do believe that one engaged person can make a difference...I mean holy shit this state Arnold Schwarzenegger governor twice...I could have a wizard hat on right now and this still wouldn't be that fucked up."

He has a clear political message:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emiUgY70Dow&feature=related

In a country where two cast members of Predator have been elected governors...why can't some crazy-eyed guy who works BEHIND the scenes in Hollywood get a shot at office.

http://adler2011.com/about-dan-adler

The son of a Holocaust survivor and a homemaker mother, Dan drove cross-country 25 years ago in pursuit of his dream of working in the entertainment industry.

His dad was a professional holocaust survivor?

based off of his commercials, here is what I know about Dan Adler:

- he collects minority associates like Pokemon
- he's a massive starfucker
- he likes getting kids and old ladies to swear on his behalf
- he has perpetually moist eyes, freeing him from the need to blink

well I certainly think that's more than enough to vote for someone, GET TO IT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

xp It worked for Elie Wiesel?

Bio eventually reveals dad worked in a mailroom in Cleveland

Dan was founder and CEO of Fanista, a first-of-its-kind online shopping experience that combined early models of social networking with elements of direct-selling—along with integrating a critical charitable component. Prior to Fanista, Dan was Chief Strategic Officer of The Convex Group, a media network and entertainment company that brought to market new forms of distribution for entertainment and advertising. Adler also founded the media consultancy firm Media Eagles where he continues to bring new ideas and the latest technology to the entertainment industry.

Dan is the founder and principal of Media Eagles, a business development advisory firm that currently provides high-level strategic thinking to a wide range of global and Hollywood-based businesses. Through Media Eagles Dan has helped countless individuals and companies realize their business and artistic vision.

also

• he runs funny

holy shit

http://adler2011.com/endorsements

David Blaine - American illusionist, magician, and endurance artist.

"I was 24 years old and performing close-up magic to the President of the United States. Dan Adler made that happen, and his comfort with President Clinton allowed me to give one of my favorite performances. I'd back Dan in whatever he does, since I've worked with him for more than a decade and know he would be the best Representative any district could send to Washington."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mUCZwu0Ty-g

- does not know how to sit on a donkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIshi0zbr-4&feature=related

- has the worst Spanish accent ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te_lf_ICpt0

"I was professionally trolling" omg

I lived under a bridge when you guys were in shortpants

i'm approximately 95% positive that either this guy or d@n @dl3r is a st0rmfr0nt operative, haven't figured out exactly who though

pretty sure Patty Duke and Sean Astin aren't colluding with that team

I don't know... Patty Duke, DAVID Duke...

makes you think

also "Sean Astin" contains many of the same letters as "St0rmfr0nt"

the proofing is probably worthless now that this thread has popped up on Patty Duke's google alert - they'll know we're through the looking glass soon enough