Cameron's Cuties - Part 1

Think it's pretty obvious who's gonna win this round

Is Caroline Dinenage related to Big Fred?

Yes. (Daughter)

- place holder for Nicola Blackwood play my oboe gag -

No Warsi no credibility.

Is Tracey Crouch related to Peter? She looks like she might be.

dude i'm polling all the mps and then we'll have a playoff

need to work a "firm smack of government" quip in somewhere too

Bagshawe aside, this is a lengthy wade through the shallow/recessive end of the gene pool.

oh the real stars are yet to appear

think yr being unfair on Blackwood tho

Much prefer Milliband's Mamas, on reflection

there's years worth of Viz "forced smile" material here

yeah blackwood has something. why is she a tory tho

Blackwood has a touch of Windowlicker about her, if that's what you mean by 'something'.

One thing I learned from previous HoC visits is that even the nicest female MPs do not know how to dress. I was sitting there in my meeting, looking at all these people in these appalling separates while thinking BUYING CLOTHES THAT FIT IS NOT DIFFICULT.

that's a bit harsh...the first bit. she's not the most beautiful woman of all time but if she's ugly then that's quite a damning indictment of humanity.

Actually, I am being harsh about all these women's external features: the real story is that as Tory scum, they are far uglier on the inside.

otm

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/36496/wbw_eblast2.jpg

nadine dorries looks haunted by something

it's the legacy of debt left to her by the last government

bagshawe seems a nasty piece of work, every time she appears on shouty programmes and suchlike she seems to want to bust out the kindling and burn some heretics

Blackwood has a touch of Windowlicker about her, if that's what you mean by 'something'.

A bit harsh:

http://the-electro-hour.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/windowlicker.jpg

voting Fiona bcz you can tell she's a Tory

Fuck me Fred Dinenage is still alive

We Know.

i didn't, i assumed he'd gone the way of John Noakes and Mick Robertson

http://skyplayer.sky.com/SVOD/SKYDOCUMENTARIES/IMAGES/Crime/K/Krays%20With%20Fred%20Dineage/L_KraysbyFredDinenage.jpg

Strange there seems to be a link between appearances as celebrity guests on Countdown and slightly to the right of Genghis Khan political views.

Looking at you, Richard Stilgoe!

was gonna say, Clark Carlisle's a union rep

Fuck me Richard Stilgoe's still alive

Richard Stilgoe and Peter Skellern's little-known LP Who Plays Wins made an unexpected entry in the midweek top five album charts in February 2011 after an online poll among Crystal Palace fans voted it best British album of all time.

Apart from that, nothing in Wiki about any political affil.

assumed he'd gone the way of Frank Bough and Michael Barratt

nothing in Wiki about any political affil

check it again

ugh EDL

loooool

I thought he was maybe Brandreth level awful, that's some next level shit.

Crouch 'cause she abstained on the vote to raise tuition

suzy i've been dwelling on it and i have to say i'm really not comfortable with the use of "windowlicker". if somebody used misogynist language on a par with that word then i guess you'd quite rightly be really pissed off about it.

Neil, it's possible that the line about Stilgoe's political affiliations might've been added by some terrible person after Mark said there wasn't any info.

uh oh I'm a sucker :-) poor Richard

sure it'll be took down soon enough, the one time i changed Peter Levy's bio to include pederasty in his hobbies it took less than 20 mins.

i'm wondering which anonymous chocolate firm Tracey Crouch used to be a fixer for because something about the anonymity makes me think Nestlé

in which case anybody who votes for her is a baby killer

I heard that she was employed to protect Cadbury's interests in the far east, but that might just have been a case of chinese wispas.

http://transitionculture.org/wp-content/uploads/basil-brush.jpg

instituting the Basil Brush award for quality punnage

NV, it was 'windowlicker' in the Aphex-alike sense. I'm only sorry that you did not find that obvious, as it is not a term I use unless referring to that record/accompanying image.

okay sure i just wanted to be honest and raise my objection. shd probably have posted the jpeg to underline it

Neil, it's possible that the line about Stilgoe's political affiliations might've been added by some terrible person after Mark said there wasn't any info.

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hmm... I wonders who that terrible man was being a terrible man for being?

Tracey Crouch's Theyworkforyou page says she got a £4,000 gift from the Tottenham Hotspurs. Maybe she is related to her brother Peter.

just putting this out there but this thread is some gently degrading bullshit imo. 'cameron's cuties' right up there with 'calm down dear' in terms of its consideration of women in politics.

i considered that but the title is from the Daily Mail, the nominees are Tory scum, and i've been careful to note stuff about their interests so it's not just a beauty pageant unless the voter wants it to be

maybe i shd run one on the Tory dudes alongside it but fuck's sake there's at least one child reading this board

maybe i am being harsh & that the problem is that there's a daily mail article along the same lines; it just seems like the kind of bullshit that is as bad to be seized upon & explored in jest as it is to be initially published. sorry, i've only skimmed, etc. i guess you can use the constraint of 'which of these tories is the grossest' to have a cool debate & all, it's just depressing that, as with 'blair's babes' or whatever it was, women-in-govt so easily lends itself to that kind of thing rather than being a non-issue.

i agree, but i wd also argue that politicians themselves are largely responsible for reducing politics to superficiality and PR and as such it's kinda fair game to treat them at their own level

and i've been careful to note stuff about their interests so it's not just a beauty pageant

lol

yeah but then, how much does it suck to be a woman politician, who has larger hurdles in gaining a position, & then has to put up with a shitty deal upon attaining such a role? i sorta think that this is outside 'PR', also; even being judged on a shallow, personal basis needn't necessarily incorporate gender or looks.

any woman that wants to become a Tory MP has probly got a masochistic streak a yard wide to be fair

Blackwood looks like a grown version of the goofy blonde girl in the Harry Potter movies.

Holy shit but this is a frightening woman.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01404/NadineDorries_1404254c.jpg

Needs some ZS work otherwise I'm going to have nightmares.

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Bagshawe might look quite pretty but she annoyed me intensely on HIGNFY so

similarly Blackwood might etc etc but she annoyed me with her mere existence and election as my MP (also she has voted with the party line every time she's turned up so far, but then that may be true of nearly all of these)

anyway I am in no position to comment on other women's looks so I'm going to skew your votes by voting for whoever looks most like the kind of dumpy middle-aged librarian I could possibly chat to over a cup of tea and not come away with homicidal thoughts

Therese Coffey it is then. She looks quite personable. For a Tory.

That is the same conclusion I came to! Though I am a bit suspicious of "keen" pub quizzers.

yeah they are some of the most disgusting savages on earth ime

So I was bored and looked it up and they've all voted in between 200 and 300 Commons votes, most of them have voted against the govt once, none of them have "rebelled" more than once, and Nicola Blackwood, Karen Bradley, and Tracey Crouch have never voted against the govt.

That's actually better than I thought it would be given that they're all new in this year and eager to impress our Dave.

I need new hobbies. Or dinner. One or the other.

karen sounds like someone i could chill with

ha, i'm the one who spent half an hour putting this crap together in the first place

Tracey Crouch abstained from the "raise the tuition fees" vote.

oops, I didn't see that. Got the numbers from publicwhip.org.uk, which lists abstentions as non-attendance. Can't see a way to tell abstentions from just plain not being in the building that day.

Also apparently there have only been 279 votes this parliament so I guess they've all been pretty eager turning up to over 200 of them.

(Also also I meant they're all new in last year except the notorious Ms Dorries, obv)

Stilgoe still in the EDL btw

Excellent

pfft if i'd started this how sb'd would i be now eh

this is no different to the ws threads except with a lot less ws obv

we never polled ws
we wouldnt bludgeon our ws picks to death given the chance

^ Off the top of my head

ugh, darragh...

wait what'm i gettin blamed for now!

hey i think i got all the pics from neutral stories but there's a bit of me hoping we get a trackback from some ticked off Tory's blog

would pay-per-view dorries vs ilx :D

Worries mouthing off on her blog again.

Quite glad my autocomplete doesn't know Dorries.

anyway I am in no position to comment on other women's looks so I'm going to skew your votes by voting for whoever looks most like the kind of dumpy middle-aged librarian I could possibly chat to over a cup of tea and not come away with homicidal thoughts

Thread now insulting to women, Tories and librarians.

why do so many of them have the haircuts of middle-aged men who used to be in 70's glam rock bands?

dammit you're right

http://www.guitarnewsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blair.jpg

looking fwd to voting for Penny Mordaunt in part 2 of this poll

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Would coalite with Louise

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lol hands up who voted Dorries