Sarah and Katie's objects of perving and lust

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Though they'll have to wait four more months to see them wandering Fangorn Forest all alone and afraid looking for someone to protect them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i bet hobbits have hairy forearms.

― petra jane (petra jane), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! I have hairy forearms too. Whaddayamean?

― (brian macdonald da lurker), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

is that Toploader?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 07:19 (twenty-three years ago)

BLIMEY at this time in the morning, me poor old heart'll never take it ;)

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 07:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't one of them in Grange Hill?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 07:53 (twenty-three years ago)

it would not surprise me IN THE LEAST if one of them was in Grange Hill, probably getting beaten up in the toilets for being 4 foot tall and having freakish feet.

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll protect you young hobbits! Here, let me take you UNDER MY WING ect ect aren't you getting a bit warm in that cloak eh Pippin why do you not TAKE IT OFF phwoar ect ect

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

... phwoar is that STING or are you just pleased to see me ect ect...

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:31 (twenty-three years ago)

but did you know sting can make sex last for up to eight hours thanks to yoda?

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

*faints*

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

You see Sting can even make sex seem boring!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I hardly think sucking things up elephant trunk style with yr penis could be described as boring.

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Painful?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends what you're sucking up I suppose. Water, probably not, atomised bee covered sodomising stick, definitely.

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

b-b-but! oh never mind.

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 09:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone speed-reading this thread will be shoXored by S+K's new found levels of perviness.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

bloody hell, it wasn't *me* who bought up bee covered sodomising sticks or strange penile activities!!!!!

"is that an ancient and intricately-carved, elven blade of Gondolin or are you just pleased to see me?"

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry. I come over all peculiar when anyone mentions Sting.

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry. I come over all peculiar when anyone mentions Sting.

poor old all peculiar eh? *slaps forehead* OUT, DAMNED PERRY!!!

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Okay okay okay COR is that Glamdring twin of Orcrist who lies on Thorins breast under the Lonely Mountain or are you just please to see me"?

Hur hur, "breast".

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

And think of what all that water does [etc etc]

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I like hairy fore-arms. I like smooth fore-arms too. I like any fore-arms, so long as they're not really skinny and wimpy. Muscles rock.

― toraneko, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Make that roXor.

― toraneko, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyone speed-reading this thread will be shoXored by S+K's new found levels of perviness.

ShOxOrEd? I'm please to see that our trad sense of perviness has crossed over to the new board!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so proud of all of you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i knew you would be dan *beams*

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

What hath I wrought?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

One Dan to rule them all...

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha Ned you sooooo asked for this! :) ps I HAVE USED THE POST OFFICE ifyouknoworrimean...

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha Ned you sooooo asked for this! :)

Oh, I admit I knew what I was doing. ;-)

ps I HAVE USED THE POST OFFICE ifyouknoworrimean...

*merriment and thanks*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I HAVE USED THE POST OFFICE ifyouknoworrimean...

Another one for the euphemism thread!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

She's licked the stamp and she's sealed the envelope.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

*buries head in hands*

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

USED THE POST OFFICE?

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

Someone had to.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

What the hell is this?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

Fresh hell is what it is.

― Madchen, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

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