Why do doctors tell you to do things that are not good to do

1. eat foods you don't like
2. do work you don't want to do (exercise)
3. not have any fun (drinkin')

4. Girl, you'd better have fun no matter what you do..

Those are good things. My doctor always tells me to cut out the coffee. You'd think I drink gallons of it. Is coffee really that bad for you?

nah palpitations are the mark of a healthy heart

I say coffee is a health food - thats what the internets told me! who wants type 2 Diabetes!

who wants 2 type Diabetes!

coffee doesn't give you type 2 diabetes

It helps wipe it out I mean. And helps you get rid of Parkinson's disease.

http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/coffee-new-health-food

cool man thx

lol

also helps you be hyper

Alleged effects of coffee in preventing Type 2 diabetes counteracted by all the sugar I add to coffee :-(

Our brains evolved under quite different circumstances than modern industrial society. Therefore they are often ill-adapted to our present circumstances. Doctors are only trying to mitigate these maladaptions by teaching us better adapted behavior.

Unfortunately, Latham Green is likely to procreate long before the foolish demands of his maladapted brain wreck his bodily health. His comeuppance will arrive when his equally flawed offspring become responsible for his care, as he becomes increasingly physically decrepit.