#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO!
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
BLOOD DIAMONDS IS THE NEW RESPEK KNUCKLES, 8080 IS THE NEW OTM
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:46 (fourteen years ago)
The Hores That Liked Sandwiches.
― Uses Ragefaces To Reflect Her Dissatisfaction (MintIce), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)
tart?
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
So not gonna happen.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
ban l0u1s jagg3r
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
om-nom-nom
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
I miss "Ladies and Gentlemen, Bill Magill!"
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
Haven't heard from the dead hookers in a while.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
I still enjoy "oh _____paws"
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Also I recently said "Ornaldo Bloomps" in real life.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
I miss the chickenbear.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
I've trotted out "Don't go all Geir on us" in real life and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
― righteousmaelstrom, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
ILX: Where every thread is rollin' rollin' rollin'.
― Uses Ragefaces To Reflect Her Dissatisfaction (MintIce), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
...or knifing hobos.
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
chickenbear in now all white meat
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
polarchickenbear
I miss this one:
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8063/front9nc.jpg
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
maracas.jpg has been underutilized
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
xxx: Why are they so bad and hated?
I still love all the classics and would happily trot them out at the slightest excuse if any civilian understood wtf i was on about
― dell (del), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
"I have a snake" and a few other lines from that post always reads fresh as a daisy to me
― dell (del), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
masterbating in front of a baby still works if done well
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
This is a fairly regular occurrence for me, and I have spread the love to non-ILXors. Few things have made me laugh with such consistency as 'Ornaldo Bloomps for Presidetn'.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
the one time I said "Ornaldo Bloomps" in real life the people I was with were all like "...what?" and I was all like "it's a funny way to say 'Ornaldo Bloom' you see" and they were all like "..." and I was all like ":'(".
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
I forget frequently that "Oh, _________-paws" isn't a thing outside ILX.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
"Have you ever touched a masturbating genius?"
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
Except for:
http://s.dsimg.com/image/R-150-1688685-1237054129.jpeg
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
there's a hot xxxxxx waiting in bed for me in the next room
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
I remember the genesis of most of these, but where did the BOXCAR one come from?
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Fat bees
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5277/fatbee7qx.gif
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/MauGd.gif
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
the one with the @&#! cursing alongside BOXCAR! was funnier.
― already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
also in the animal category: 12 foot lizards, http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png, best beloved tuppence
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
Morbs OTM
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
it's this thing
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
kinda glad I don't know any of you guys IRL right now
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― iatee, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know how you can avoid calling him Bloomps when you're discussing Elizabethtown.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
Does "maybe you should read up on hobos" still get broken out?
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
Presidetn is kinda hard to pronounce IRL
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Boxcar' reminds me of my favorite late-period Peanuts strip:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/5815341473_a393981832.jpg
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
xpost
PREZ-UH-DET-NNN
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, that's about what we settled on.
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
chickenbear!
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
On the other hand, Bloomps just rolls off the tongue.
― Kim, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/1qW1B.gif
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
the blinking is so creepy
― bnw, Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
lololol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
strangely, freq'ly have drinks now w/ 4llyz4y at a bar called B0xcar!
― already president FYI (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
I'd never seen it before I started posting here.
― corey, Monday, 13 June 2011 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
tremendously sexy whores
― Arthur, Monday, 13 June 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago)
and then they lez up
― Mark G, Monday, 13 June 2011 06:49 (thirteen years ago)
I had occasion to use the pejorative "disgusting savages" irl just a coupla months ago
― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 13 June 2011 07:29 (thirteen years ago)
'zing' has become a trademark comment of mine irl
― symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
hate to admit it but I typed "RONG" to a non-ILX friend on Facebook yesterday.
I do this a LOT.
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
It sort of is now. I got an email from a friend entitled "Oh, Zizekpaws" and to my knowledge that friend has never posted on ILX.
― Matt DC, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
Three years ago: http://idolator.com/378355/oh-pitchforkpaws
― Stevie T, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago)
Would that even make sense to readers there?
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago)
loooooool thankig u m4ura <3
― markers, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago)
Oh! Maurapaws!
I got an email from a friend entitled "Oh, Zizekpaws" and to my knowledge that friend has never posted on ILX.
Yes but presumably they know you and it's the sort of thing ILX0rs tend to use without thinking about it.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
Yes, possibly.
'Cockfarmer' has proven incredibly durable over a 10-year period.
― Matt DC, Monday, 13 June 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
where did "C on T's" come from? I know the concept of c**ing on t**s is older than ilx, but is the term itself an ilx-ism?
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Monday, 13 June 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
I had occasion to use the pejorative "disgusting savages" irl just a coupla months ago― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, June 13, 2011 3:29 AM (6 hours ago)
― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, June 13, 2011 3:29 AM (6 hours ago)
that's probably the only ilx-ism I use in real life, and it doesn't tend to require explanation. I used it to describe a girl who dipped her french fries in ranch dressing bcuz no other words would have sufficed.
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
maura is an ilxor even she is rarely around?
i use 'oh ___paws' and most disgusting savages and hell a bunch of these
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
This needs to be addressed.
― Jesse, Monday, 13 June 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
I used it to describe a girl who dipped her french fries in ranch dressing bcuz no other words would have sufficed.
god bless you man. ranch dressing is THE official condiment for disgusting savages everywhere, afaict
― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
what about tater tots, though?
― can greenzo get real here for a second (reddening), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
dunno. there is a place near me what serves them with guacamole. i get the idea of comfort food or sort of trashy comfort food or childhood favorites or whatever but that just seems pushing it considering the countless varieties of other things one could eat that would at least be more texturally interesting
― dell (del), Monday, 13 June 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
i'm white btw
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Monday, 10 February 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)
"sad man in him room" still pops into my head now and then.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)
there's no way cockfarmer is ilx specific
― flopson, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)
i've been making the bob marley joke recently and i feel bad because maybe it's played out and i kind of jumped on the bandwagon after it was already not funny for anyone else anymore
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)
but it's still funny to me
I know the concept of c**ing on t**s is older than ilx, but
― amerie guy (sleepingbag), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)
i use 'oh ___paws'
I use this a ridiculous amount in front of other people, and then have to pretend it's an in-joke with people that aren't the people I've just said it in front of and then change the subject. Because it doesn't really stand up to explanation.
And, like everyone else, I can't say Orlando Bloom's name without having to really slow down and think carefully about what sounds are about to come out of my mouth.
― ailsa, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)
― flopson, Tuesday, February 11, 2014 7:45 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
As someone who's been farming cocks for a while, I can confirm
― 龜, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)
cockframers
― flopson, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)
Used " disgusting savage" just last week regarding an office fridge thief who is apparently sneaking bites out of already-open containers of yogurt.
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:08 (eleven years ago)
Person on twitter made a joke riffing on "I can't make my face into a heart!!!!" and I was kinda o_0 O NOES THE MEME IT HAS ESCAPED until I realised that they had once been an ILX0r, a long, long, long, time ago.
― "righteous indignation shit" (Branwell Bell), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 11:11 (eleven years ago)
"and then they lez up" is from a 90s comedy programme by UK duo lee & herring btw
― usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:21 (eleven years ago)
Surprised nobody's mentioned the conference room yet
― usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)
I saw that too (unless it was someone else and it's happening all over the place) and was also momentarily confused, even though I know that person is/was on ILX.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Tuesday, February 11, 2014 5:08 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i also used this recently to refer to someone stealing food from the fridge, and it got people really riled up, like i was actually worried they would retaliate after that
― een, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)
lol
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)
why because she look intersting
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
btw ___ you are very pretty
yeah, i've had funny looks for using 'disgusting savage' in innocuous contexts.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)
― flopson, Monday, February 10, 2014 6:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://bigeastsux.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/spurriergamecock.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)
what ILX memes are still cooking? feel like some of them have become extinct
― Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 16:42 (six months ago)
I named a song "I Have A Snake. Thank You Very Much," but otherwise, it's all dead.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 20 November 2024 17:22 (six months ago)
otm
― bad love's all you'll get from me (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 17:28 (six months ago)
name the reason why ilx memes are so bad & hated
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 November 2024 20:16 (six months ago)
santorum.jpeg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:19 (six months ago)
― wmlynch, Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:26 (six months ago)
people still keep it to themselves if they decide they need to wash a hat
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 21 November 2024 04:57 (six months ago)
I otm-ed someone yesterday IRL….
― sarahell, Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:10 (six months ago)
how'd you pronounce it? "ottem"?
― her pal Santa falls to the floor (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:13 (six months ago)
"Odium? That's a bit harsh."
― jmm, Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:22 (six months ago)
"Ladies and gentlemen, we ottem!"
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 November 2024 15:24 (six months ago)