I Have Spilled My tankard of hot coffee borth

how often do you spill your coffee? I'm sopping up a spill right now

whenever anyone on ilx posts something funny

Well that's not very often then.

Borth? Sounds like a rejected muppet.

I once tripped and spilled coffee in my EYE btw. I am cool.

All the time. I spilled a little on someone next to me on the train a couple months ago and then freaked out and didn't know what to do so I did nothing and just pretended that I didn't notice I'd done it and then felt bad about it for hours.

so much paper work is riddled with coffee stains at any given time

I fell asleep on the sofa yesterday and spilt tea on myself.

spilt all over my notes on a conference call, caught myself on the S of "SHIT!!!" otherwise could have been not great for the ol' career

All the time. I spilled a little on someone next to me on the train a couple months ago and then freaked out and didn't know what to do so I did nothing and just pretended that I didn't notice I'd done it and then felt bad about it for hours.

that person now surfacing on ILX would make for a way better coincidental-run-in-drama than you've got mail ever did

caught myself on the S of "SHIT!!!"

Unless you pronounce 'shit' in a bizarre way, surely you caught yourself on the 'SH' part?

I tend to spill it always. I spill it here, I spill it there, I drip down cupboards everywhere

my wife laughs every-time because its so predictable.

I fill the mug too high

Poor Kim coffe-eye!

lol schlump

I knew a guy who had a permanent coffee trail on the floor and steps leading to his desk. also an overfiller I think, not to mention a nevercleaner.

"My Name is Latham green and I'm an overfiller"

Well at least that's not as bad as being a trippersplasher

I guess taht was mud in your eye - now I'm curious, I may try that

Triiiiiiiiiiiiiip splasher!
Coffee spill-er, yeah!
It took me soooooooooooooooo long
to wipe up
and I wiped up

Just when I thought it was going all night
I found out I'm brown when I thought I was white
its always the same
its just a shame
coffee splasher tripper

You guys are good lyric makeruppers.

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers

I'm a newanswerer

maybe that will be my new name on ILE

I Have Spilled My tankard of hot coffee borth!

not really

lap it up!!!!

You want we should submistikate to your spillaceous whims?

spill it baby spill it
drill my cup and swill it
get me hot
rock my bot
spill my coffee ILL IT

Sorry, I am allergic to borth.

spillin me hotly with ur borth

I thought you said allergic to "both" and I was trying to figure out what the two things were

Ah, so you're a misunderstander. I might think it was the genesis derived melody that was impeding you.

I am looking at a fresh spill on my desk right now

I accidentally tore an 8kg bag of rice down the middle whilst getting it off a shelf in our basement the other night, and it had to be put into basically every empty container we had in our kitchen. This morning one plastic tub of it ambushed me from the top shelf and I got showered with rice for the second time. It's all in the stove burners too. Bastard grains.

that is really an awful event.
do you have a high -powered rice-magnet?

A vacuum? Yeah.

I got a rad new vacuum - I'd let you borrow i if you lived next door.
You can also just use big masking tape - press the sticky side down

Maybe I can trick the small one into thinking of it as a craft project.

now you are thinking like a parent- I wasw able to keep mine busy today by telling her used gum wrappers were dresses for her littl efigures