ITT post double entendre headlines in regards to Anthony Weiner

Pressure mounts on Weiner as new photos emerge

(real ones, that is, not ones you make up)

Top GOP calls on Dems to strip Weiner of committee post

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2011/06/14/covers/front061411.jpg

http://boourns.cjb.net/pics/OrsonWellesClap.gif

seriously it's still my hope to one day write headlines for the post

it'd be like getting to work for mad magazine or something

this guys name is too good to be true

currently on the front page of CNN.com:

What would help for Weiner look like?

Better than a dick joke:

http://apple.copydesk.org/uploads/2011/06/110615AmNy.jpg

Maybe Weiner could team up with UK politician Ed Balls?

CNN had "new Weiner photos revealed"

btw given the "Favre comes up short" type headlines we got last year I'm guessing we're in for a ride here

Ticker: Anger with Weiner grows

Boehner on Weiner

got nothin re headlines, but this fuckin' guy, considering a lol run for mayor again.

Anthony Weiner for New York City Mayor: Pipe dream or possibility?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/14/magazine/anthony-weiner-and-huma-abedins-post-scandal-playbook.html

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/04/14/magazine/14weiner2/14weiner2-articleInline.jpg

This is a rather good PR photo. Ambiguous between rueful and playful.

And for a man who was known, pre-scandal, for his overweening ambition,

btw he's baaaaaaack

https://twitter.com/anthonyweiner

he can win

field is weak

calling it now

Weiner to seek erection, will announce bid for mayor

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/no_more_penis_jokes_FKbWFLQz7wbNnaQ51Ls2tM

...and it's now official. Quinn wins the primary, maybe without a runoff.

NYC is fucked fucked fucked.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2013/05/23/anthony-weiners-n-y-mayor-web-site-features-landscape-of-pittsburgh/

off to a good start

weiner hit with bad scaping

what a stupid oversight.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/23/weiner-comments-on-new-sexually-charged-messages/?hpt=hp_t1

The statement came after chat messages purporting to be from Weiner were published on the website TheDirty.com. The post cited a "solid" source alleging Weiner engaged in lewd online conversations with her, and reproduced lengthy chats that were sexual in nature.

The woman, aged 22, says Weiner vowed to secure her a place on a panel hosted by Politico, as well as purchase a condominium for her in Chicago.

"I just want people to really know he's lying when he acts like he has changed," the unnamed woman told TheDirty.

In one instance, an explicit photo was published that the site claimed Weiner sent to the woman online. The name Weiner used online was "Carlos Danger," according to TheDirty.com

http://msnbctv.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/weiner_healthcarerants.jpg

"Specifically your health care rants were a huge turn on"

so, this just went up to like 51% chance of being fake right?

17,000 twitter followers seems a bit low for a nyc mayoral candidate

he should probably tweet more dick pics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Carlos_Dengler.JPG/220px-Carlos_Dengler.JPG

Carlos Dengler

this just sucks...now the evil christine quinn will win in a walk. i was ready to look the other way on the sexting--heck, i couldn't have cared less, but for him to keep doing it up til a year ago during his "rehabilitation", and then to look strangely into it during the press conference today, like he was digging the attention most of all? it's a real creepy/borderline psycho vibe he's giving off now, and his wife's poorly acted performance at the press conference added to the wtf factor. if she doesn't care or they have an arrangement fine, but the two of them at that photo-op, yikes! mayor miguelito part deux it is, i guess....

yeah something about this, unlike Spitzer's indiscretion, bothers me more deeply because it just seems a bit unhinged and off. It's not just the morality of it but the weirdness of it.

Spitzer's just a sorry loser, Weiner's got a screw loose, for sure...oh yeah, and Weiner doesn't believe the West Bank is occupied, also. Why the fuck was I supporting him again? Oh yeah, because Quinn is the devil

Weiner's a creep, but Spitzer is also a psychopath

Spitzer, how?

just goin' by his eyes

I think Spitzer is an angry and burdened man, and I do worry about him sometimes. He made a great prosecutor though.

I haven't even checked the tabloid headlines.

now the evil christine quinn will win in a walk.

I think her chances were better yesterday! In a runoff with Weiner, she was always going to win. She probably still will win in November (thx, Irish and gays), but her runoff opponent will have a shot.

http://www.salon.com/2013/07/24/anthony_weiner_adds_to_the_list_of_reasons_not_to_vote_for_him/

Weiner missed a real opportunity for an even cooler name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcSxM7XNG4

^^

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What, like the Fifth of Beethoven guy? Wow, not a coincidence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Murphy

Lou Colagiovanni is mad creepy imo, real unhinged spurned lover vibes from this story

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/25/politics/weiner-messages-woman/index.html?c=homepage-t

I think the NYPost should do this one at some point

[big text]: SPITZER SWALLOWS
[small text]: His Pride

Same with Spitzer and John Edwards, I always think how there are other lines of work where no one cares about your personal life and how much easier these guys' lives would be if they went private. If you need a junkyard-dog lawyer, or a lobbyist, or an accountant, your clients don't care what you're doing short of violence or kid-diddling, and you can make a great living and let your player flag fly.

(CNN) - Anthony Weiner, the embattled New York City mayoral candidate who admitted this week to sending raunchy chats to a young woman last summer, estimated Thursday he had online relationships with three different women after his 2011 resignation from Congress.

But speaking at a news conference, the Democrat said he couldn't say for sure how many more women might come forward.

"There are a few. I don't have a specific number for you," Weiner said. "There are people I've had exchanges with that are completely appropriate, and that there are no pictures or illicit texts or anything. Now if those people want to say they don't like the exchanges we had either, I don't know where to put them."

Weiner stepped down from his House seat in 2011 after admitting to sending lewd photos and messages to multiple women online. He pointed out Thursday that when he left the House of Representatives, he admitted to exchanging messages with six women.

He then provided a rough total of how many women he's engaged with sexually online.

"It's not dozens and dozens," he said. "It's six to ten, I suppose, but I can't tell you absolutely what people are going to consider inappropriate or not."

Pressed to provide a guess as to how many of those relationships occurred after his resignation, Weiner said, "I don't believe I had any more than three."

Weiner has resisted calls from his rivals to withdraw from the race for New York City mayor, saying the decision of whether he's trustworthy enough for the job should be up to voters.

dead man sexting

suddenly I wonder if Huma pushing him to run = elaborate revenge scheme. Publicly humiliate him further. She must be too smart to think he can win.

https://vine.co/v/hAh1qt7z6bQ

By the way Weiner you should fuckin quit Weiner

http://www.businessinsider.com/anthony-weiner-huma-abedin-2016-8

"Offstage, those who worked alongside him say, Mr. Weiner was a lawmaker with little patience for making laws and a single-minded focus on generating attention so he could run for mayor of New York," The New York Times reported in 2013, when Weiner was seeking his comeback in the New York mayoral race.

In one instance, Weiner threatened to hold up the Affordable Care Act in committee if he was not allowed to offer an amendment to replace it with a single-payer plan. This would have burnished Weiner's left-wing credentials. But it would not have led to the enactment of single-payer — it would have forced Democratic colleagues to take another politically difficult vote. And if the amendment had passed, it would have led to the ACA being defeated in Congress.

Weiner gave up his demand to offer the amendment, but The Times reported he got a concession in exchange: a prime speaking slot on the night of passage, and the vote-tally sheet, which he held up on the cover of The Daily News.

In a way, Weiner was his party's Ted Cruz: He made a lot of noise about ideas like single-payer healthcare that turned on his party's ideological base, but he had few actual legislative accomplishments, and he made the hard work of enacting his party's achievable goals more difficult. This annoyed Weiner's colleagues, and it's no surprise that when a scandal had his career teetering over a ledge, they chose to push him.

Sorry, I forgot to post the headline

Anthony Weiner was the Ted Cruz of the left

so gross

to be fair to ted cruz at least when he tried for repulsive photo ops with his kids they were awake and he was clothed.

couldn't happen to a nicer fucking braying Schumer-MiniMe phony

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2016/10/26/stroking%20gun.jpg

NEW YORK ― Former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) pleaded guilty on Friday to a federal obscenity charge after it was discovered he had sent explicit text messages to a minor.

Weiner turned himself over to the FBI on Friday morning, according to The New York Times.

The plea, filed in the Southern District of New York, comes nearly six years after Weiner, once considered a rising star of the Democratic Party, resigned from Congress after tweeting lewd images. Later reports revealed he had sent sexually explicit messages to multiple women.

“Weiner’s conduct was not only reprehensible, but a federal crime, one for which he is now convicted and will be sentenced,” the Department of Justice said in a statement.

Weiner stood in a suit in federal court in Manhattan, sobbing as he described how he met a stranger online he “knew to be 15 years old.”

“I engaged in obscene communication with this teen, just as I had done and continued to do with adult women,” Weiner said.

“I accept full responsibility for my conduct,” he said, breathing heavily and crying. “I have a sickness but I do not have an excuse. ... I apologize to the teenage girl who I mistreated so badly.”

the aristocrat!

pleads guilty to federal sex charge; Huma files for divorce

You Only Live Schwanz

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/huma-abedin-slaps-weiner-divorce-papers-teen-sext-plea-article-1.3179670

trump's not gonna be able to resist tweeting about this is he

huma-abedin-slaps-weiner

he faces a possible 10 years in the clink, though feds have recommended more like 2 years - judge has discretion though

would find it pretty hilarious if he is jailed for 10 years tbh

the fact that such a horrid pol was ruined for such puritanical reasons speaks worlds about our culture

wanna get humas numa

Mayahiiiiii

morbs otm, we should all be chill with middle-aged men trying to fuck 15-year-olds

NEW YORK (AP) -- Former Rep. Anthony Weiner was sentenced Monday to 21 months in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl in a case that rocked Hillary Clinton's campaign for the White House in the closing days of the race and may have cost her the presidency.

Weiner, 53, dropped his head into his hand and wept as U.S. District Judge Denise Cote handed down her sentence. After the hearing ended and the judge left the bench, Weiner sat in his seat for several minutes, continuing to cry.

In pleading with the judge to be spared from prison, the former congressman tearfully said he was "a very sick man for a very long time."

"I am profoundly sorry," he said, reading from a page in front of him. "The crime I committed was my rock bottom. ... I live a different and better life today."

The sentencing completed the sordid downfall of the New York Democrat whose penchant for exchanging lewd messages and photos with young women destroyed his congressional career in 2011, doomed his 2013 run for mayor of New York, wrecked his marriage to Clinton's closest aide, Huma Abedin, and became entangled in the 2016 presidential campaign.

Weiner pleaded guilty in May to transferring obscene material to a minor, punishable by up to 10 years in prison, for illicit contact with a North Carolina teenager. Prosecutors said he sent her porn and got her to take her clothes off and touch herself on Skype.

In imposing sentence, the judge cited a need in such a highly publicized case to "make a statement that can protect other minors."

Cote noted that Weiner repeatedly got caught sexting and said that while he has made "great strides" in treatment, "the difficulty here is that this is a very strong compulsion."

Federal prosecutor Amanda Kramer had urged Cote to give Weiner a significant prison sentence to end his "tragic cycle" of sexting.

Weiner wore his wedding ring to court. His parents were in the courtroom but not his wife. He and Abedin, who have a 5-year-old, are going through divorce proceedings.

Weiner said nothing as he left the courthouse. He must report to prison by Nov. 6.

He was also fined $10,000. After his sentence is served, he must undergo internet monitoring. He must also enroll in a sex-offender treatment program.

The FBI was investigating Weiner's contact with the high school student when it came across emails on his laptop between Abedin and Clinton, prompting then-FBI Director James Comey to announce in late October 2016 that he was reopening the probe of Clinton's use of a private computer server.

Two days before Election Day, the FBI announced there was nothing new in the emails. But Clinton has blamed Comey's handling of the episode more than any other factor for her loss to Donald Trump. In a recent NBC interview, she called the FBI director's intervention "the determining factor" in her defeat.

In court papers, Weiner's lawyers portrayed the girl as an instigator, saying she wanted to generate material for a book and possibly influence the presidential election.

Weiner's behavior in all its lurid detail — including his online alias "Carlos Danger" and a selfie of his bulging underwear — turned him and his last name into an irresistible punchline for late-night comics and mortified his wife again and again.

In her new memoir, "What Happened," Clinton revealed that Weiner's wife "looked stricken" and burst into tears upon learning her husband had triggered Comey's "October surprise."

"This man is going to be the death of me," Abedin was quoted as saying.

ANTHONY WEINER STICKS HIS SALTED THUMB DOWN HIS OWN WEINER HOLE AND TWISTS IT AROUND AND RUBS THE SALT UP HIS OWN WEINER, SENTENCED TO 21 MONTHS

I am not seeing the double-entendre

i detest Weiner on political grounds, but this smacks a bit of puritanism

(i guess what KM said)

i do think it's amazing that his sexting might actually have inadvertently destroyed the world, though.

if you've ever asked "what's the worst that can happen?" before sending a dick pic, well, now you know

grim lol

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr06/17/19/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1052-1387325474-7.gif
http://bestanimations.com/Military/Explosions/nuclear-atom-bomg-explosion-animated-gif-6.gif

We need a script that appends his sentencing anytime someone posts "But her emails"

i detest Weiner on political grounds, but this smacks a bit of puritanism

(i guess what KM said)

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, September 25, 2017 12:21 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, it's definitely "puritanism" that we convicted a former congressman who was trying to fuck children.

"This country is so uptight that it won't even let Jared Fogle sell sandwiches anymore."

http://www.dead.net/sites/default/files/images/DECD023_0.jpg

meh, I'm p sure Weiner never met any of these "children" (15-yo, hmmmm Whiney)

the photo with his own kid in bed was pretty repellent, it certainly showed among other things that he was psychologically incapable of identifying/simply didn't care about boundaries

Weiner pleaded guilty in May to transferring obscene material to a minor, punishable by up to 10 years in prison, for illicit contact with a North Carolina teenager. Prosecutors said he sent her porn and got her to take her clothes off and touch herself on Skype.

Shout out to ILX's never-ending quest to litigate whether it's OK to fuck kids.

gonna quit while i'm ahead

In court papers, Weiner's lawyers portrayed the girl as an instigator, saying she wanted to generate material for a book and possibly influence the presidential election.

lmao really

http://nypost.com/2017/09/25/anthony-weiner-gets-hard-time/

Weiner stuck in can for 21 months

sentencing judge said "notoriety" was a big factor

need lawyers to weigh in on that

come on morbs

no, i seriously don't know how often that enters into such cases

AW is clearly a sleaze, but net crimes present their own unique contexts and complicating factors

Perhaps explains why he was sentenced to the low end of the Sentencing Guidelines range (21 to 27 months). Max could have been 10 right?

Just a note---Weiner deserves jail time. But let's just establish--21 months 4 dick picks; 0 months for bankers defrauding an entire country

— Jordan (@JordanChariton) September 25, 2017

I'm pretty sure at least a few of them did it sitting in their underwear, too.

Hey Whiney can you type the phrase "fuck kids" or "fuck children" some more, it's really great

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3521346.1506395677!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/front-weiner-0926.jpg

lol those puns are are like a culmination of a life's work. irl = Mad Magazine

A limp Anthony Weiner

they were gonna yank Weiner from the frontpage but decided to embrace it instead

some, uh, interesting writing going on here
https://gruntstuff.com/anthony-weiner-called-pedophile-while-having-coffee-in-bryant-park/163077/

Coincidentally, Weiner’s coffee disruptor mentioned he lately wrapped filming his brother Kyle’s new film about “politicians and pedophilia. It’s called ‘Sanctioning Evil’ and stars Taryn Manning. It’s in post-production..."

yup

it is this article put through a thing (i have not had coffee, what are they called) to change the words https://pagesix.com/2021/04/14/anthony-weiner-called-pedophile-in-bryant-park/

though i am intrigued by the idea of a registered intercourse offender

“I feel it’s disgusting that he’s capable of sit exterior in public. He’s a registered intercourse offender and I wished to remind him of that, and lift consciousness,” Sharp advised Web page Six.