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they are gross and people are allergic to them - PERMABAN PEANUT!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

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tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

fuck you too charlie brown!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

IF YOU'RE NOT HARD ENOUGH TO EAT PEANUTS FU

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

FUCK ME !!!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

FUCK U!!!

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://th246.photobucket.com/albums/gg83/casper19_photo/th_snoopy.jpg

the OG Snoop Dogg

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

FUCK SNOOP!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

MOTHERFUCK SNOOP!!! MOTHERFUCK DRE!!! MOTHERFUCK DEATH ROW!!!!!

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

PEANUTS is some str8 garbage and if you can't admit it then you are lying to yourself and to god

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

FUCK GARFIELD!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

garfuck

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://planetpimp.robertgomez.org/assets/images/covers/fuckyouspaceman_b.jpg

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

GARFUCKATROPOLIS to the 1000th power!!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

an elite & high-ranking member of the Megapent, i.e. the five greatest foods in the world. if you don't like peanuts then u suck, unless you are allergic then ok but you should still want to eat them

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

what are the other food masters

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

Chillis is one

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom

Which I hope you all know about by now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

damn you Ned, I was about to post that

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

our websense filter blocked it - what kind of filth is that

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

It is something beyond your wildest dreams.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

what are the other food masters

popcorn, watermelon, chili peppers, rice

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 July 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

LOL that lady... Yeah um, hi, uh no!

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

nb the last two sometimes trade out with other things like eggplant or sweet corn but the triumvirate of popcorn/peanuts/watermelon is eternal

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

lol that peanut free mom is a treat

tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

This thread title is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day to the tune of "Salt Peanuts".

kkvgz, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I have that fuck you spaceman 7"

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

I can olny sit sadly wonderng what this peanut mom is tweeting :(
screenshots please! help throw down the evil websense empire! warez!!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha Power Sticks? Um, yeah, hi, no thank you.

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1413919781/peanutfreemom_reasonably_small.jpg

tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
A mother told me she can't afford to buy her groceries at Whole Foods. Um yeah, hi, can you afford insulin shots for little Carlos?

tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I asked the barista at Starbucks if his company exploits third world countries. He didn't speak English. Go figure.

tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

A father at Caleb's swimming lesson said he liked my shoes. He backed right off when he saw I had pepper spray

wow

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

this woman isn't for real, is she?

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

she's fake, right?

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
Sad day. Caleb's turtle died. Coincidentally our neighbor's mother died last night. Be careful, these things usually come in threes.

tylerw, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

at least she likes Steely Dan

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

mrs. a thinks it's a sock/gag for sure

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

buffandmaxspeanutfreemom

how many sb'ings do you have? (buzza), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

FU PEANUT FREE MOM TRYPOPHOBIA HATERS!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
Caleb's Tae Kwon Do instructor doesn't know the difference between an Epi-Pen and an Epi-Pen Jr. Sayonara!
27 Jun

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
The complimentary coffee at the Volvo dealership was NOT fair trade certified. Uh, Earth to Volvo? Hello?

Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I 'love; how certain ballparks and stadia claim to have 'Peanut-free' sections. Um yeah, hi, Cracker Jacks contain peanuts. #smh

dying (from the peanuts in Cracker Jacks)

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

that twitter is amazing

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

natick lol

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

i want to punch it.

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

i am sure it is a fake. nobody can be that consistently stupid.

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

um, yeah, hi

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

wait just in cause it was unclear she says that constantly - that wasn't me to Remy or anything

lol she's from Natick? Perfect imo.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

right? best is "It's admirable that people adopt, but they won't know the joy of having their own child."

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

that one made me want to drive to Natick and punch her

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

seriously

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I'm guessing Caleb is probably a gd nightmare.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

or a shih-tzu

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

after you punched her, you could hang out in natick. you could go to the upscale shopping experience and eat at the upscale taco bell experience and then have an upscale diarrhea experience

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

lol

We decided one year that we could afford to do our Christmas shopping at the Natick Collection. We... were wrong.

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

there was a total "oh how much can a Burberry coat be? *looks* HOLY CHRIST" moment

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

there is no such thing as upscale diahhrea

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

I think she deleted her twitter?

polyphonic, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

they have a fake avant garde forest in the middle of the mall...? it is hideous and somehow offensive to me, and i always want to dress in a smokey the bear costume and prevent people from entering

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.labelscar.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/natick-mall-photo0008.jpg

remy bean, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Things I have bought at the Natick Collection (EVEN THE FUCKING NAME IS IRRITATING)

a candle
face cream

That's it because I can't afford anything else.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

Don't even get me started on the parking lot.

It's a horrible horrible place.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

malls want your soul

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

fuck the little red-haired girl

o wait

must love frogbs (Pillbox), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

no fucking the LRG - SEE XPOST FVCKS FOR FVCK INFO!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

We were going to buy our niece something ridiculous and precious from Tiffany and Co because hey, why not? Plus I'd gotten things from Tiffany in Copley and was always super-impressed with their helpfulness and non-judgment of whatever I felt like rolling into the store wearing; even when we were broke recent college grads trying on Tiffany engagement rings for shits and giggles, they treated us like we might someday buy from them, which directly led to me buying from them once I could afford their lower-end stuff.

We walked into the Tiffany in the Natick Collection and spent about 10 minutes standing around while three salespeople studiously avoided making eye contact with us and turned their backs on us every time we attempted to engage them. After a point, I said very loudly, "This is ridiculous, we're leaving," at which point a manager scurried over and asked, "Oh, can I help you with anything?" Without stopping or even looking at her, I said, "You could have ten minutes ago when we walked in intending to make a purchase, but now we will always buy in Copley and never come here again." I think that was when we marched over to Burberry, lol.

Our niece's Christmas keepsake ended up coming from Things Remembered.

In summation, fuck Natick.

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

fuvk that!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o

PeanutFreeMod (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 1 July 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds

Sunflower seeds rank lowest because you're basically eating what you feed the birds outdoors. It's edging pretty close to eating cat or dog food.

Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

Sunflower seeds rank lowest because you're basically eating what you feed the birds outdoors

water ranks lowest because dogs drink it

you see the flaw in yr reasoning here

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds > water in your dog's water bowl

iatee, Monday, 4 July 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

Sunflower Seeds in your finest crystal champagne flute> Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds in your bird feeder> water in your dog's water bowl

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I actually like Seattle's Best a little better than Starbucks. Probably because I come from a working class family.
30 Jun via twicca

LaMonte, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I refused an epidural when I had Caleb. That's why we're so close now. Also the divorce.
1 Jul via twicca

LaMonte, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

ok she kinda breaks the fourth wall on that last one.

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

no more than on p much every third post, the capper still works in character

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago)


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