Fuck Peanuts

they are gross and people are allergic to them - PERMABAN PEANUT!

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fuck you too charlie brown!

IF YOU'RE NOT HARD ENOUGH TO EAT PEANUTS FU

FUCK ME !!!

FUCK U!!!

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the OG Snoop Dogg

FUCK SNOOP!

MOTHERFUCK SNOOP!!! MOTHERFUCK DRE!!! MOTHERFUCK DEATH ROW!!!!!

PEANUTS is some str8 garbage and if you can't admit it then you are lying to yourself and to god

FUCK GARFIELD!

garfuck

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GARFUCKATROPOLIS to the 1000th power!!

an elite & high-ranking member of the Megapent, i.e. the five greatest foods in the world. if you don't like peanuts then u suck, unless you are allergic then ok but you should still want to eat them

what are the other food masters

Chillis is one

http://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom

Which I hope you all know about by now.

damn you Ned, I was about to post that

our websense filter blocked it - what kind of filth is that

It is something beyond your wildest dreams.

what are the other food masters

popcorn, watermelon, chili peppers, rice

LOL that lady... Yeah um, hi, uh no!

nb the last two sometimes trade out with other things like eggplant or sweet corn but the triumvirate of popcorn/peanuts/watermelon is eternal

lol that peanut free mom is a treat

This thread title is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day to the tune of "Salt Peanuts".

lol, I have that fuck you spaceman 7"

I can olny sit sadly wonderng what this peanut mom is tweeting :(
screenshots please! help throw down the evil websense empire! warez!!

hahahaha Power Sticks? Um, yeah, hi, no thank you.

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PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
A mother told me she can't afford to buy her groceries at Whole Foods. Um yeah, hi, can you afford insulin shots for little Carlos?

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I asked the barista at Starbucks if his company exploits third world countries. He didn't speak English. Go figure.

A father at Caleb's swimming lesson said he liked my shoes. He backed right off when he saw I had pepper spray

wow

this woman isn't for real, is she?

she's fake, right?

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
Sad day. Caleb's turtle died. Coincidentally our neighbor's mother died last night. Be careful, these things usually come in threes.

at least she likes Steely Dan

mrs. a thinks it's a sock/gag for sure

buffandmaxspeanutfreemom

FU PEANUT FREE MOM TRYPOPHOBIA HATERS!

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
Caleb's Tae Kwon Do instructor doesn't know the difference between an Epi-Pen and an Epi-Pen Jr. Sayonara!
27 Jun

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
The complimentary coffee at the Volvo dealership was NOT fair trade certified. Uh, Earth to Volvo? Hello?

I 'love; how certain ballparks and stadia claim to have 'Peanut-free' sections. Um yeah, hi, Cracker Jacks contain peanuts. #smh

dying (from the peanuts in Cracker Jacks)

that twitter is amazing

natick lol

i want to punch it.

i am sure it is a fake. nobody can be that consistently stupid.

um, yeah, hi

wait just in cause it was unclear she says that constantly - that wasn't me to Remy or anything

lol she's from Natick? Perfect imo.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

right? best is "It's admirable that people adopt, but they won't know the joy of having their own child."

that one made me want to drive to Natick and punch her

seriously

I'm guessing Caleb is probably a gd nightmare.

or a shih-tzu

after you punched her, you could hang out in natick. you could go to the upscale shopping experience and eat at the upscale taco bell experience and then have an upscale diarrhea experience

lol

We decided one year that we could afford to do our Christmas shopping at the Natick Collection. We... were wrong.

there was a total "oh how much can a Burberry coat be? *looks* HOLY CHRIST" moment

there is no such thing as upscale diahhrea

I think she deleted her twitter?

they have a fake avant garde forest in the middle of the mall...? it is hideous and somehow offensive to me, and i always want to dress in a smokey the bear costume and prevent people from entering

http://www.labelscar.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/natick-mall-photo0008.jpg

lol

Things I have bought at the Natick Collection (EVEN THE FUCKING NAME IS IRRITATING)

a candle
face cream

That's it because I can't afford anything else.

Don't even get me started on the parking lot.

It's a horrible horrible place.

malls want your soul

fuck the little red-haired girl

o wait

no fucking the LRG - SEE XPOST FVCKS FOR FVCK INFO!

We were going to buy our niece something ridiculous and precious from Tiffany and Co because hey, why not? Plus I'd gotten things from Tiffany in Copley and was always super-impressed with their helpfulness and non-judgment of whatever I felt like rolling into the store wearing; even when we were broke recent college grads trying on Tiffany engagement rings for shits and giggles, they treated us like we might someday buy from them, which directly led to me buying from them once I could afford their lower-end stuff.

We walked into the Tiffany in the Natick Collection and spent about 10 minutes standing around while three salespeople studiously avoided making eye contact with us and turned their backs on us every time we attempted to engage them. After a point, I said very loudly, "This is ridiculous, we're leaving," at which point a manager scurried over and asked, "Oh, can I help you with anything?" Without stopping or even looking at her, I said, "You could have ten minutes ago when we walked in intending to make a purchase, but now we will always buy in Copley and never come here again." I think that was when we marched over to Burberry, lol.

Our niece's Christmas keepsake ended up coming from Things Remembered.

In summation, fuck Natick.

fuvk that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o

Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds

Sunflower seeds rank lowest because you're basically eating what you feed the birds outdoors. It's edging pretty close to eating cat or dog food.

Sunflower seeds rank lowest because you're basically eating what you feed the birds outdoors

water ranks lowest because dogs drink it

you see the flaw in yr reasoning here

Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds > water in your dog's water bowl

Sunflower Seeds in your finest crystal champagne flute> Pumpkin Seeds> Peanuts> Sunflower Seeds in your bird feeder> water in your dog's water bowl

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I actually like Seattle's Best a little better than Starbucks. Probably because I come from a working class family.
30 Jun via twicca

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
I refused an epidural when I had Caleb. That's why we're so close now. Also the divorce.
1 Jul via twicca

ok she kinda breaks the fourth wall on that last one.

no more than on p much every third post, the capper still works in character