Has Michael Jackson whelped, adopted or just plain spawned?

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Time for some good old fashioned random tabloid trash for the hell of it. Maybe it's a homoculus (or however it's spelled) along the lines of Mephisto's leetle fren' in South Park.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"homoNculus"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

See, I looked up that spelling and didn't get any results, which made me wonder.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

homUnculus?

(but homoculus is bettah)

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"huMMUSculus"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

what you find if you look up the korrekt word = MICK JAGGER haha:

http://cogsci.ucsd.edu/~ianfasel/images/homunculus.gif

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark S: is that supposed to be an image of MJ these days?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that's the kid.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

What big HANDS he has!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno...it's got Michael's current nose, and unless Lamarck was right after all...

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

oh my god, I'm gonna be chucked out the library

― david h (david h), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps the new sprog is a clone of MJ...an ex-employee once claimed Jackson was trying to find a doctor who would close him.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

If that picture is what I think it is, isn't the willy a bit small?

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

no cz MJ's has acquired a horny scale from too much autofellatio => it is a bad loop

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 23 August 2002 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

GROSS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Poor Ned. Put some hummus on it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I now fear exactly what your 'hummus' consists of.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Olive oil, garlic, kidney beans, chick peas, scallions, hot sauce and salt. Blend in food processor until smooth. YUM. (Although perhaps not YUM on Michael Jackson's scaly wang; that is not a sanctioned serving suggestion.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

(Imagine the Googlers who will be drawn here by "Michael Jackson's scaly wang"...)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Not so much a very bad mang as a very good cook, but with strange warnings about what not to serve with dishes, where usually such warnings are automatically implied.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

You have just given me my "If you were a punk..." name. Scaly Wang.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 23 August 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Sez Google:

"Your search - "Michael Jackson's scaly wang" - did not match any documents."

So, we're safe for now.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Saturday, 24 August 2002 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

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