Why do ppl hate "longboard" skatboards and the ppl that ride them?

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i've seen this hatred on the internet.
what's it about?

van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

scatboards?

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

mc skatcatboards

SKATEBOARDS obv

van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

narcissism of small differences

the sonning-googler effect (Matt P), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

i do not hate longboard riders. but i don't respect/idolize/lust after them inna larry clark style. longboards just aren't as cool or sexy, obvious exceptions being obvious. lotta dorky/normal looking people ride longboards (or just carry them around), where the punks and beautiful/wasted youths stick to street boarding.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

Longboards can be good for transportation and are easy to ride arent they?

Aerosol, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

i only see them around in dinkytown so, if i thought about it, yeah i probably hate them

goole, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

lol dinkytown basically

now that needle doctor has moved i have no reason to go there other than the odd trip to Five Guys

van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

WRONGBOARDS

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

bcuz theyre poseurs

# (Lamp), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR DICKHEADS

ddb, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

Saw tons of these going by on the riverwalk by my hotel in Durango a couple weeks ago, most of them were v cute girls so I don't hate them.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

HEY DDB WHAT THE HECK IS DOING

g++ (gbx), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

HEY YOU!

ddb, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

can i post this here

http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/images_2/2011/jenny/dface02.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScW5kWzSaSI

jed_, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

any excuse to post clips of the longboard girls crew..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZIcbbSUUQQ

steady yachting (Pillbox), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

Pillbox & others - in that clip, before the music starts around 0:30, the soundtrack is this washed-out sound that I really love - how can I hear more music like that?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

SHRED FOR A DEAD DEAD BIRD

g++ (gbx), Monday, 11 July 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

Music
Go Outside - Cults
The Late Great Cassiopia - Essex Green
Tremendous Dynamite - Eels

steady yachting (Pillbox), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

xp

steady yachting (Pillbox), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Music
Go Outside - Cults
The Late Great Cassiopia - Essex Green
Tremendous Dynamite - Eels

^^^

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

oops my bad

steady yachting (Pillbox), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

Hey awesome!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 11 July 2011 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

oops, sorry. i wasn't saying that the essex green track was the washed-out bit starting @ 0:30 (which is cults' "go outside), just that it's the song on the soundtrack that i love best. "the late great cassiopia" is the sad/soft powerpop track that starts @ 1:28 or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKbG1CCLx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlRsXlH9aDQ

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

clarification: the stretch from 0:00 to 0:24 is just the intro to the cults track that soundtracks the first minute & a half of the video

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

I just found that out too :(

Do not want singing, just radio california

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 11 July 2011 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

some cock on a longboard nearly knocked me and my daughter over on the pavement the other day, otherwise i have no strong feelings

Everyday is a Whining Choad (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 July 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.freeimageslive.co.uk/files/images005/skateboard-chicken.small.jpg

Outta my way old timer

brian da facepalma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 06:25 (fifteen years ago)

that makes me so happy to be alive

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

It's the same way with longboard surfboards

Lee626, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really distinguish: if you're riding a board you're probably a dick. except for that... cock.

so brycey (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, my son's not a dick. Well, maybe a bit (which 13 year old isn't), but not when he's skating, he's surprisingly courteous. Most of them are. It's the BMX-ers you need to watch out for.

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

And in-line skaters.

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

I hate these things mostly because they're ubiquitous on the college campus that I work on, and the guys riding them are always horrible dude-bro types who wear shell necklaces and all seem like the shitty acoustic guitar playing Jack Johnson wannabes who try to woo the ladies at parties by being slightly more sensitive than the rest of the asshole frat guys.

But I admit that a whole lot of it is my own biases about "real" skateboarding and how these assholes wouldn't be able to ride one or do any tricks and probably would have been the jocky dicks who picked on actual skateboarders when they were in high school.

joygoat, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

It's the same way with longboard surfboards

― Lee626, Tuesday, July 12, 2011 7:20 AM (1 hour ago)

not really?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 15:37 (fifteen years ago)


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