Did you feel him

I'll admit to having a but of fondle BUT NOTHING MORE.

(More than a handful though ei ei)

Why mu you come to me palace?=suddenly the whole thing must be read with a broad scouse accent.

phew.

dear mister mikel i know your up there. i think i saw you on tv wonce.
i can't remeber but i think so. i feel bad that you turnned into a monstor.
what is your favorit thing. mines mashped potatos. do you think if jeesus sent you back youd want some too. becos youd have to drive a car or truck thru drivethru and ask good. maybe jeesus would help and send you to sit the car at drivethru so youd be there kwik. i hope so. patients is hard. kfc builds fast and hes there all the time but you need to go there to get them. you have to wassh your hands good tho or you wont get to go or get any too. also you need the plastic fork to eat them. once they didnt gived the fork and i used my hands. do you use the plastic fork in heaven. fred haves a jerbill. he got at the petstor too. they gave him in a squar box and he scratched noizes in it. he has fur. he doesnt have arms tho only legs. do you have a pet in heaven. i bet it would float and be intersesting. does it have arms or legs. or both. i like it when they have legs. do you. he also does tiny bowl movments. thats the good name becos its not rudd. do you thinkif you were tiny youd do tiny bowl movments too. i bet. tell jeesus i sed hi. bye.

that's boughetto.

i feel touched by the power of kfc

My browser appears to be on drugs.

they gave him in a squar box and he scratched noizes in it.
Sounds rad!

I left his house, until he melted me and drank me from a bowl.

mmmm hanle y juice