101 News Of The World Shocking Hacking Revelations Still To Come

101. Hacked the McCanns' mobile, deleted the message where they discussed where to bury Maddie's body

over to you...

100. Hacked the 2009 X Factor voting lines to fix a win for Joe McElderberry

99. Hacked and deleted the content of Wu Lyf's extensive PR campaign.

98. Deleted George Lucas' never-recovered first drafts of the original Star Wars prequels.

97. Hacked Dr David Kelly's phone where he discusses going for a nice walk in the country and a bite to eat in a country pub.

96. Intrepid NOTW Reporter:

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95. Hacked Lord Sugar's Amstrad e-mailer, revealing that even he doesn't use one.

94. David Cameron is the brains behind Lulzsec.

93. Put a tracker on the wheel of Freddie Starr's hamster.

92. Fake sheiks were real.

91. Gordon Brown isn't very good at Nokia Snake.

90. Murdoch Jr paid for papal visit in order to secure his father's guaranteed post-death monopoly over the Dominion of Hell.

89. on the evening of sep 10, 2001, osama bin laden changed his phone's wallpaper from solid blue to an artist's rendering of a soldier riding a gigantic cobra and firing a machine gun into the air

88.

basically just waiting to hear now that they also went out and committed their own acts of terrorism to create stories.

― stet, Friday, 15 July 2011 10:40 (43 seconds ago)

(Honestly not sure which thread this one belongs on)

87. Rebecca Brooks wakes up, realises it was all a dream, and goes into her bathroom to find Rupert Murdoch in there having a shower!!!

(Actually, I'm not sure *what* thread that belongs on)

87a. James Murdoch wakes up, realises it was all a dream, and goes into his bathroom to find David Cameron in there having a shower!!!

86. Original winner of 2005 General Election was Iain Duncan Smith.

85. Deleted message from mods exonerating Dom Passantino

84. We're all living in The Matrix and Murdoch, Brooks and Coren are Morpheus, Trinity and Neo.

83. Fixed the Sports Personality of Year competition to allow Ryan Giggs an unlikely victory so that his subsequent takedown would garner more sales for them.

82. Deleted Prince Charles' voicemails to Camilla expressing his ashamed to speak out desire to reincarnate as his tampon, so he had to say it to her over the phone to get the message across, allowing NotW to tap the phone line and run it.

her tampon

81. actually 'won it' in 1992, not the sun

80. Amy Winehouse was just a nice lil Jewish girl influenced by her late great eccentric grandfather in smoking tobacco in a pipe. She said it helped with her singing voice. That is until someone kept finding out her location and sneaking crack into it.

85. Deleted message from mods exonerating Dom Passantino

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, July 15, 2011 5:55 AM (3 hours ago)

I lol'd

79. Hacked the telegrams of the victims of the titanic.