Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Markers	12
Brodie	9
Dave Cool	6

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

tough call imo

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yo Noodle Vague, I admire how you live
But this poll, man, is wildly inexhaustive

That's your boy,
Kanye

― dave kohl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)

just keeping it current kanye

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

BANAKA

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

HAS GONE THE WAY OF ALL MERE HUMAN FLESH

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

Geir Hongro

― ever feel like you're an ilmposter? (NickB), Friday, 15 July 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

brodie

― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't know markers was a one-joke sock. obv haven't been paying attention.

― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

markers is a real boy

dave cool funnier than brodie, which is a strange concept/project tbh.

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

banaka for reals tho

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

too many upper-case letters in those poll choices imo

― steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

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― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

srsly, brodie is all time. just typing his name and hitting send is a pleasure.

that's his name, dont where it out.

― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/static.gif Brodie for life http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/static.gif

Markers <3

― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

ftr: 'one-joke' or no, Big Jim Swells is the best sock of all socks in the history of socks.

― steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)

Would've voted for Garu G tbh

― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

sure if we're going back that far then momus

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

Poopy G. Stinkgarten

― Aerosol, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

dave cool has had a promising start, but we have to see if he's as resilient as BANAKA

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

not sure any sock has come close to topping 'tell us a joke' 'free will' exchange

Miss u boonaka

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

TEH AMAZING RANDY

― so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

banaka for reals tho

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, July 15, 2011 9:06 AM Bookmark

― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

sock and a way of life iirc http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

― beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

has anybody asked brodie if he has any opinions on his gran's flange

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

dude

― steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

I take it that's a "no"

― she choots, she pah! (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EtGbsdrPL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

brodie does not think base thoughts

― steady yachting (Pillbox), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

46. I'm A Loser single (Points: 194, Voters: 9, Number Ones: 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

― Mark G, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

no thank u based brod

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

OK, that's annoying...

― Mark G, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

omg based brod

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

btw for "most hilarious" brod winz

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

RIP my rodman account

― dave barry (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Geir Hongro

― ever feel like you're an ilmposter? (NickB), Friday, July 15, 2011 7:57 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

this isn't meant to be an exhaustive list so much as a one-joke markers zing

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

going with markers because of the aforementioned "real boy" tension, plus dave cool and brodie are easy enough to ignore.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/RlHWiLTeT9I/AAAAAAAAABM/pk-0zhacHms/s320/karl%2Bmalone.jpg

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i gotta say brodie's confinement to one ignorable thread is a big plus

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

maybe the mods could edit title to "most recent"? aja r.i.p.

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

ja i would support that edit

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

What?

― she choots, she pah! (DJP), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

shit it's a poll i don't think they can

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

its so sad she was ahead of her time

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

poll thread titles are editable, but that's all. if this wording doesn't suit, let me know what you want it to be

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

cheers, cd you change it to "Nu School" instead of what's in the parentheses now?

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

"the hair bear bunch"

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

thanx Wm

― dave lool (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

glad to

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

is it wm c or w mc i must know

― who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

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xp yeah, but i've got numerous jokes

― sarahel, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

oh, i dunno.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not saying they're all funny

― sarahel, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ costner.jpg

― mh, Friday, 22 July 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol just saw this now thanks to a buzza link

some dude . . .

thanks for all those who were rad itt

― markers, Friday, 22 July 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

sequel pls

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

the ball is in your court. get balling

― Aimless, Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:27 (twelve years ago)

i dont read ilm much, i'd be terrified of missing somesock

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)

kshighway2

― buzza, Sunday, 6 January 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)

Hilarious

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 January 2013 07:51 (twelve years ago)

let's see, "Vic Perry", "boy_slayer", one other?

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:08 (twelve years ago)

i was actually just about to post here to plead for my exclusion from this silliness. i know that i do deserve it, however. ::sigh::

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:10 (twelve years ago)

ah b_s i think you're cute tbh i was just hazing ya :)

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:13 (twelve years ago)

(if you cd confine your repping for horrible 90s Britpop shite to the designated threads that'd be sweet tho ;-) )

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago)

i assuredly will, now!

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)

nv dont let me down now

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:32 (twelve years ago)

wait, when did i ever rep for shite britpop on the rong threads? unless the sundays are britpop? (i do talk about the sundays everywhere. the sundays are like, god's music to me). i also slagged luke haines in that north sea scrolls thread, and i kind of feel like shit about that!

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:32 (twelve years ago)

whatever. <3

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

it's all good.

i get all tetchy if somebody talks about Suede and Haines in the same post ;-)

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:15 (twelve years ago)

hahaha, shit. i'm the same way about, well, all sorts of pairs of bands! some people actually think shelleyan orphan are better than the sundays!

i get what you're saying. that thread should be torched and begun over. i'm new, and i think i was only trying to integrate myself into ilx.

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:48 (twelve years ago)

god no, never apologise never explain, some of us just say rude shit all the time without ever thinking people take it seriously

― Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:55 (twelve years ago)

never apologize, never explain! i know! that's why i'm kind of a shitty poster so far! there needs to be like, an ilx training/bootcamp. tombot could run it!

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

STRAIGHTEN YOUR LOL, SON. DROP AND GIVE ME 50 OTMs.

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

whatever. <3
― boy_slayer, Sunday, January 6, 2013 6:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope you realize that around these parts "<3" is the symbol for a fart.

― said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:10 (twelve years ago)

WAHT?

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

Was sort of pleased for the Corinthians fans, it seemed really important to them. Most Chelsea fans couldn't give a monkey's

― paolo, Monday, 17 December 2012 10:35 (2 weeks ago)

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

At the end of 'Our Time' by UK rapper Klashnekoff he calls the head of the Metropolitan Police a cunt. Rappers being rude to the police is nothing new but you hardly ever hear them using the c-word

― paolo, Sunday, 25 November 2012 10:28 (1 month ago)

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:14 (twelve years ago)

idk if u were going to do a deep cover british-italian chelsea fan, ukhh clasixx and vatican shadow is certainly an interesting angle

thinking more fratellis, fun loving criminals, cheeky bit of the old swedish house mafia nahmean

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

wait, wait. how's life is messing with me, right?

― boy_slayer, Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

maybe this is actually pete w in a new incarnation

http://firstcommunionstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sts_-peter-paul_0.jpg

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

Paolo is real and IRL is one of the most interesting people to talk with about music that you could hope for.
I'm sure he would also be very embarrassed about me rushing in here to defend him like this.

― I Write The Songs That Make The Whole World Zing (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

（。◕ฺ‿ฺ◕ฺ。）<3

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

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（。◕ฺ‿ฺ◕ฺ。）

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

that is nice to hear mr m

shall we do an ask paolo thread? where were you when mateja kezman scored his last goal in english football, top 3 roots manuva b-sides, that type of thing

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

ah don't be mean

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

"in english football" *so far*, surely (xp)

― boxall, Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

not being mean! ok not being unduly mean, by the standards of ilx hazing

an 'ask x' thread is not mean anyway, even if they sometimes get too little traffic

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

fair enough! just wouldn't want to alienate anyone from our rapidly shrinking commune.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Sunday, 6 January 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

welcome paolo ;)

― let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

¤ Grampsy
¤

― sleepingbag, Monday, 7 January 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:14 (4 months ago)

JT can wear whatever the fuck he wants

CAPTAIN

LEADER

LEGEND

― paolo, Thursday, 16 May 2013 10:22 (Yesterday)

― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFhwsSAxro

― there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

Lol otm

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)

champions of europe we know what we are m8s

― nakhchivan, Friday, 17 May 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

is "color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that" a sock

― carlos danger zone (mh), Friday, 2 August 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

nah

― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 August 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

six years pass...

brodie gotta be all grown up now

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

lol r u drunk?

― sarahell, Thursday, 30 July 2020 02:53 (five years ago)

i was tempted to make a sock account called "Woke" and only post in the coffee thread so that it could show up in SNA as (started by Ally ... last updated by Woke)

― sarahell, Thursday, 30 July 2020 03:00 (five years ago)

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