stories about people who think they know how to live but are actually dangerously crazy

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/18/florida.parents.killed/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I am glad I don't understand the mindset that thinks "oh this is a good idea"

btw every tasteless joke you want to make has likely already been covered in the comments

Dad must have been pretty wimpy to let a 17 year old kill you with a hammer. I would have KTFO'd his A$$ in like 2 point 5 if he come at with a hammer.

I think I want to work "KTFO'd his A$$" into all of my correspondence today.

bang bang tyler's silver hammer went down

Feel like we've all wanted to pursue Business Lemon's dream tbf 🍋 https://t.co/Q3fS3tvEaZ

— Kat (@kat_vessel) June 26, 2019

Google translate via the camera on the page where Don Lemon tells his boss where to shove it (or possibly not - this may be an assignment):

Don Lemon -
journalist
from newspaper
"Yellow Leaf".
Deft master
slander,
full of corrosive
acid.
Pressing
in the Soviet edge
look
on the harvest.