Texas Roadhouse is a Texas Dickhouse

fuck peanuts!

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Hated working there more than I hated any other bar or restaurant.

Went to one in Australia just so I could order a Budweiser off the Import menu.

They tried to fly the Lone Star flag on top of the one here, but they took it down and replaced it with an Arkansas state flag.

I still refuse to step foot inside any (domestic) location.

Texas Dickhouse

http://names.whitepages.com/texas/richard/house

:D

back at the dickhouse they've got some teepee for bungholes.

this place is the fucking worst

i have not been to one of these locations, despite having lived among them. this is not an accident.

I've never actually been in one of these, but in the restaraunt workers circle I hung out with in college - the dudes that worked at one of these threw some pretty insane parties (even for restaraunt workers).

Colton's, Texas Roadhouse, Lone Star Saloon…

Bring back fucking Bonanza, for chrissakes.

Wait, this is a chain?

To ensure that our Roadies stay passionate about the Roadhouse, we make sure they know how passionate we are about them and their well-being. That's why a few years ago, Texas Roadhouse created Andy's Outreach Fund — a fund to help our Roadie family members who might be struggling personally as they carry on the incredible culture of our one-of-a-kind place to work.

Over the years, Andy’s Outreach Fund has helped our Roadies through a variety of life’s unexpected situations. It’s just another way we take care of our family so that we can all come to work and do our best to take care of you.

this place is literally the fucking worst of everything that exists

How can Andy’s Outreach Fund help you?
Resources for the Andy’s Outreach Fund are available to Texas Roadhouse employees only and are designated for crisis situations such as:

Death
Fire
Natural Disasters

Dire Illnesses
Personal Injury
Other Tragedies

anaphylaxis

haa

They tried to fly the Lone Star flag on top of the one here, but they took it down and replaced it with an Arkansas state flag.

heheh

http://www.xtimeline.com/__UserPic_Large/83756/evt110504161000347.jpg

this place is literally the fucking worst of everything that exists

Wow, I just thought it would be a shitty chain restaurant. I didn't realize it was really a sweat shop where they enslave small children for life, forcing them to undergo genital mutilation to ensure loyalty only to euthanize them via gas chamber when they slow down.

passable ribs, tho

What are you talking about? My family is in the food business and, you know, to defend your claim to a superior product you have to check out the competition.

I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by Texas Roadhouse, they put together an excellent healthy steamed vegetable dish and their fried appetizers were great! Other themed chains sucked in comparison.

given a choice between Texas Roadhouse and TGIFriday's, Texas Roadhouse wins (until you get sick of it)

If you go to the shopping plaza with the Target in Everett you'll have exactly that choice.

I took the kids I was working with last year here for dinner once. It was pretty depressing imo but it did have Buck Hunter.

hahaha E, that is exactly how that scenario came to pass

:)

we could have gone to Panera, but ultimately fuck Panera

Oh yeah that's right but I don't really think of that as a restaurant.

a good friend of ours claims everything Panera serves tastes like a caesar salad, including their coffee

i used to get coffee at panera on the way to an old job just because i could steal a bagel when no one was looking

i feel better for having got that out in the open

Panera is one of the few dece lunch options around here so I'm OK with it. I enjoy the 1/2 soup 1/2 salad and/or sandwhich option.

O_O JESS!

Panera is serviceable in that food court way. Better than Sbarro, I suppose!!

I am reasonably certain that eating butt lint is better than Sbarro

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ djp otm

No butt lint store in the mall though.

e, to be fair those bagels were to feed my starving child

they were tasty, thank you

see? look at what a fine young man he's become.

What's funny is how a former colleague is known for dissing Sbarro and I felt kind of defensive because I actually ate that crap. There was nothing else to eat and their food has an actual vegetable in it...spinach!

But as an Italian I have to say their "sauce" is a bit sugary and inauthentic to say the least.

considering all sbarro food is made with reclaimed acoustical ceiling tiles from condemned public schools, the sauce is the least of their worries

No their sauce stinks but then again no more than Chef Boyardee's or Little Caesar's - both are edible if you just want to fill your tummy.

the baked ziti is sort of ok in an it's so awful it's good kind of way

I used to eat Little Caesar's all the time because my college roommate worked there and free pizza was better than pretty much any other option when you are broke. Having said that, Little Caesar >>>>infinity>>>> Sbarro.

pizza pizza

nb I've never actually had or even seen a LC.

I liked LC for about 3 months because it was the new game in my home town; I think it went out of business shortly after I went to college

COINCIDENCE???????

i'm pretty sure you could build a nice retaining wall using just slices of sbarro sicilian

wow i dont think this texas roadhouse thing exists in mn. go mn.

also little caesers is awes as long as you coat the whole thing in cholula

Something so wrong about the lobby of a Little Casear's. The gumball machine. The outdated stacks of The Thrifty Nickel. The mist of dough of pizzas past. The sleepy cooler filled with two-liter cokes that cost $2.49 apiece. An empty garlic container doing time as a spare penny receptacle.

That exactly describes the lobby of every Papa John's I've ever been in too.

I don't even think Papa John's has the gumball machine.

Pizza-place lobbies are like bizarro-planet doctors' waiting rooms - you're there to get unhealthy.

pizza hut always had good arcade games, though. you were guaranteed at least one extremely frustrating game of shinobi while waiting for your pizza.