SCRAPPLE: classic or mush? (also rolling scrapple discussion)

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Option	Votes
why yes, scrapple is the most delicious gelatinous cube of meat goo there is	8
no thanks, i had some sort of massive head trauma and i can't judge delicious things any longer	5

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

Better than Spam, but not by much.

― quincie, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

Starting this thread was thoughtful of you, SHGD.

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

makes a great gift

― Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder if someone on the internet has gone on a world-wide search for the best gelatinous gooey meat cube

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

i will tell you that i'm inspired to go out and buy a cube of cretons now

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://eyehemorrhage.blogspot.com/2008/08/delicate-cuisine-of-hem-scrapple.html

― Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

I kind of have a weakness for spam musubi, though

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

please tell me that "cretons" and "cretins" rhyme

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

robyn that will be the follow-up series to "djp watches in horror as strongo hulkington eats things"

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know about "most delicious" but I'd fry up a slice for my next breakfast if I had it available.

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j_2QsuDco1U/SKsG977vwfI/AAAAAAAAAIE/HlHTD60MLg4/s320/scrapple+done.JPG

the egg in this picture belongs on the trypophobia thread

― Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

guys googling "scrapple cocktail" turns up nothing so i think we've got us a challenge here

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

"please tell me that "cretons" and "cretins" rhyme"

They don't.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

Never heard of it, looks bad.

― kip winger; radio ventriloquist (jel --), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

Cretons sounds kind of delicious. (I like potted meat, though, so.)

xp SCRAPPLETINI

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

:-D

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

If you don't have any breadcrumbs or flour, you can just put your meat goo (here it's pork, but it can be made from duck or rabbit or goose) in jar. Mmmm, minced offal and fat!

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― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

i suppose they rhyme in the way that moron and moran rhyme
xps

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

You could float some scrapple fat on the top of some german-y schnapps or something for a scrappletini

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

cretons is one of those french words that is fun to say in a ridiculous accent

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

haha totally

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

now i just hear maurice chevalier saying it.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2008/134/7713_121076813870.jpg

"ze cretons."

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

my mother-in-law grew up in Pittsburgh and is visiting us this week, maybe I can convince her to go on a scrapple safari while I'm at work

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

ze cretons ze are mignons

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

Now imagining it to the tune of 'C'est si bon'. Thanks

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

I'm from philly and I don't think I've ever had scrapple voluntarily

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

get his arms

― Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

really I just can't stop thinking about scrapple flavored snapple

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

tasty green stomach lining, healthy black cheek fat

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

Are there roaming gangs of scrapple enthusiasts who forcibly feed it to the squeamish?!

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

Meat flavored fruit drinks are def a thing of the future

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

quince flavored manchego water!

lamb consomme w/mint!

cherry flavored venison stock!

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

pretty sure you could make a kool-aid flavored scrapple and it would sell

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

But it's the scrapple flavored kool-aid that intrigues me.

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

i just want to go on record as a scrapple fan

― max, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

also momofuku was making scrapple a couple months ago when i was there with friends and i convinced them to try it and they enjoyed it so im going to stock up at the wawa next time im home and make them try convenience store scrapple

― max, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

And, OMG, Lion's Head Shanghai meatballs

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, July 19, 2011 4:23 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

my parents told me to never order DUMPLINGS! in a chinese take-out place, because they usually used the cheapest protein to fill them

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

What's the bloody point of going to dim-sum if you don't get DUMPLINGS!?!

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

Also, the Lion's Heads I've had are assuredly no worse than most sausages and cheap proteins are often delicious!

― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

i think recent history has proven that if you don't eat cheap protein you don't belong on ilx

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

Mystery meat is the best meat.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

well, I'm just saying, if any ilxor wants to visit me I will make them DUMPLINGS! using quality protein

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

What time is dinner?

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

the peach-flavored iced tea is delicious.

― steady yachting (Pillbox), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

I like scrapple, a lot.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

this guy knows what's up.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

mmm

― *sails away* (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

I am awaiting the Strongo Scrappletini with great enthusiasm. GET TO IT SIR.

― Bloompsday (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

gotta wait til payday. strongo's remaining money is currently earmarked for smokes, video slots, and peanut m&ms.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

I like the way you prioritize.

― Bloompsday (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 23 July 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 24 July 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

Damn straight.

― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Sunday, 24 July 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

this was close. TOO close.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

I offhandedly said something to my mother-in-law this weekend about how we should go on a scrapple safari while she was visiting that caused an uninterrupted five minutes of cackling laughter. I never got to try any scrapple.

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

dan if you're ever in the area we'll get down on some scrapple.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

that makes it sound like we're gonna build a dancefloor out of scrapple and freak dance. but we can do that too if you're into it.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am curious (scrapple)

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

guys googling "scrapple cocktail" turns up nothing so i think we've got us a challenge here

Two words: fat washing.

Two more words: FUCK no.

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

bacon-infused bourbon? fuck YES

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's really odd j.lu, somehow your "yes" looks like a "no" in this font

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

Flavoring liquor with scrapple strikes me as a criminal waste of alcohol (although I would try the baconated bourbon). There are sober people in Asia!!!

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

you know i'm thinking a strip of scrapple in a bloody mary would be just a-ok

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

if I could deal with bloody marys that might be a great idea

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

fry that scrapple until it's firm enough to use as a swizzle stick

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

what is your beef with the bloody mary? i make a mean bloody mary imho.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

I love everything about the idea of a bloody mary... except for the tomato juice

tomato juice is just gross and awful, I can't abide it at all

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

what if i subbed in mayo?

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

PERFECTO

actually I read somewhere that ppl sometimes sub in grapefruit juice? which basically sounds like my platonic ideal of what an alcoholic drink should be

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

haha it sounds like a nipsy russell with vodka

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

!!! zomg you are right

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

it is my contention that any drink can be made better by making it spicy. ymmv.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

I have believed that theorem since discovering the jalepeno margarita

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

I wish you guys could experience the habanero margarita I had in New Mexico last year.

― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

there's a place not too far from me that has a drink called "The Martini From Hell"

it is made with scotch bonnet-infused vodka

they actively discourage people from ordering it, but won't take it off the menu

I got a shot of the vodka once just to see how hot it was... and it was fucking unbelievably hot

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

would order.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

it is my intent to consume at least one before the end of the year, no matter what the server/bartender says

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

scotch bonnets are NO JOKE though. i remember one of the first times i got jamaican food, years and years ago now, they had some kinda scotch bonnet that i mistook for regular ol' american piss water hot sauce. pretty sure i sounded like sloth from the goonies for the next two days.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

tbh that is the only thing that terrifies me; eating hot food is painful enough 36 hours later, I can't imagine having hot drinks going through me

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

guys googling "scrapple cocktail" turns up nothing so i think we've got us a challenge here

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, July 19, 2011 4:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Saturday, 25 July 2015 22:51 (nine years ago)

Would drink. Carl, pick some up when you are in DE in a couple of weeks.

― Jeff, Sunday, 26 July 2015 00:38 (nine years ago)

Fucking Smyrna.

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