ilx ppl be like...DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN

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I don't. I never want to spot one in real life ever again. The two times I have it has been creepy and life was not cool for while after that. Apache lore-owls are bad luck.

My best friend has a house filled with owl knick knacks and wears a ton of owl themed jewelry. Works for her.

― *tera, Sunday, 17 July 2011 03:52 (5 days ago)

No joke, our A/C went out two days ago, the repair guy came by yesterday and was basically like

\_(oO)_/ "I don't know this time, sorry! I might be back on Thursday, maybe!"

And the landlord says that maybe it's finally time to replace the whole system?

Meanwhile, the heat index on Friday is supposed to be 116!

― Z S, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 13:57 (2 days ago)

I played a show opening for the Horrors and we had bought a dozen or so goldfish. The plan was that the live goldfish would be in champagne glasses at the front of the stage, and that during the show we would knock them into the audience. Lead singer of the Horrors heard about this and pitched a fit and the club owner wouldn't let us do it. Several members of our band were even appearing on a split 7" with him, and he still wouldn't let us go through with that plan.

Of course, the goldfish all ended up in the toilet. A more dignified way to go?

― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:05 (1 week ago)

Lobster croquettes

Thai explosion II

Duck ham

Cheese with peas and flowers

Romaine hearts with acidulated cherries and mussels

Bread and butter

Mackerel with lemon and sorrel

Milk yuba with peas and parmesan

Açorda de camarāo

Bacalhau dos Mundos:
‐ Confit loin with royal kombu and sea herbs
‐ Cod tripe with onion and crispy potato

Iberico pork with cereals and hot potato gel

Frozen marzipan with celery and lime

White chocolate with grapefruit and lemon

Petit Fours

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:35 (1 week ago)

donk da donk donk donk

― can au jus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:34 (1 year ago)

once a week is ample, Friday, 22 July 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

once a week is ample

zvookster, Friday, 22 July 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

i made the team!

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

i'm calling mom

future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bareboatsbvi.com/images/SH_Ample_Hamper_Sign.jpg

velko, Friday, 22 July 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

is this like the reader's digest weekly summary?

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

would subscribe

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

i like that part where *tera is like "Apache lore-owls are bad luck", and then I'm like "No joke, our A/C went out two days ago" and then Adam's like "the goldfish all ended up in the toilet", but then tracer hand's like "cherries and mussels" and whiney's like no no no, "donk da donk donk donk"

future events are now current events (Z S), Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's an order: "ilx ppl: be like...DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN". and all the ilx ppl be like, "whoa better do what oawia says. here goes — DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN." but they ruin it. it's contrived, self-conscious, hollow. DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN is a gut feeling, not a thought experiment.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

you just blew my fucking mind

future events are now current events (Z S), Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

...DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

shit is dope

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

passed out wookies and hilarious wookie #17 thread
this is a freakin' riot if you love to hate wookies (not the Star Wars creatures, but the smelly Phish schwilly skeezy lot nasties):

www.passedoutwookies.com

Be sure to check out the Wook #17 thread (box on the left): one of the funniest threads I've ever seen in my life. But maybe I'm easily amused.

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:03 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
to get to the wook #17 thread, hit the "free form wookie journey" box on the left.

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:04 (6 years ago) Bookmark

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

NO YOU DUMB FUCK, AND IF I DID I'D BE EVEN LESS LIKELY TO RESPOND TO YOUR CORNY QUESTION.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:03 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
HAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, that time I really did mean to post it on ILE, I swear.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:04 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THOSE PEOPLE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:06 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"Hey guys, live music tonight"

HOLY SHIT! THIS REALLY IS THE BIG APPLE!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:08 (5 years ago) Bookmark

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

why is that whiney post from 2009?

sarahel, Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

hahahah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Clara_Jacobi-Tumor.jpg

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

DDDDAAAAMNNNNNNNN

http://i.imgur.com/jKOSW.jpg

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 23 July 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

why is that whiney post from 2009?
--sarahel

The last time anyone mentioned donk music iirc

jay r?tard (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 July 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

lol forgot about this thread

christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)

hahaha god

sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)

this was one of the first ilafl threads if not the first

sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

THIS THREAD IS ON ILE

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 01:26 (nine years ago)

490 xp

christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)


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