i don't think (s)he'd be a great all-around choice, perhaps, but at this very moment i kind of feel like the nation needs princess tam tam
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
President Tombot (classic edition)
― kkvgz, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)
this is my platform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX-0750E0Co
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
I wd support an aerosmith/aimless ticket
― davon cuul II (m bison), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
iatee sec of transportation
― davon cuul II (m bison), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
poopy g stinkgarten
― just sayin, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)
goole
― flop's son (dayo), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
ha actually i would second that nomination
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
i promise all the benefits of a third-world oligarchy with only one-third of the murderous pogroms.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
i don't know what the presidential equivalent of deleting threads would be but i would vote for president strongo
― some dude, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
president strongo's state of the union address would be a bright spot.
― estela, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)
"disappearances"
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
uh duh
ESTELA
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
obv ice cr?m
― johnny crunch, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
nuevo cuisine school lunches
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
lex, just as soon as we can falsify a birth certificate
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
markers would make a good (sock)puppet dictator
― iatee, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)
we will never see a chronic internet user president in our lifetimes
― sitcom neighbor (schlump), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
haha
i would vote for estela even though she is from some other country. goole, too, tbh.
― horseshoe, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
markers would clear be my front, yes
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
I prefer "skilled and dedicated" over "chronic" tyvm.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
brb working on falsifying some docs for E
erica for secretary of health and human services
― horseshoe, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)
the music in TamTam's clip is killing me
― Gukbe, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
i demand to see estela's long-form birth certificate
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 July 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
music's not gonna be the only thing killing you when JDPEN takes over, fucker!!!
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Friday, 29 July 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)
honestly i'm just thinking we all organize a military coup. the hell with this fair and transparent electoral process bullshit.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
that would of course founder on our complete inability to agree on anything as a group. also, no guns.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
idk I'm feelin' pretty confident about this already tbh.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
ned raggett, secretary of state
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
in pantsuits
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)
why do i get the feeling ned would be the most ruthless of us all.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
ned "stalinist re-education" raggett
M FUCKIN WHITE
― puerile fantasies (Matt P), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
is america ready for french to be the official language
― iatee, Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
yes
I think we are
the speeches would be delicious. the sex scandals would be hilarious.
― puerile fantasies (Matt P), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)
so, the pool will be an even smaller pile of freaks, is what yer sayin'
― you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
Totally wd vote for an estela/goole ticket
― monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
forks
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
mfers trying to take my job
― President Keyes, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
can think of a few guys i wd nominate if i thought there was a solid chance of assassination
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
daaag
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
I'm glad I was finally mentioned
― you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
:(
― davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
Morbs u wd be the best man for the job imo
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
whiney is the only dude that can unite the nation
― CHILLIN' WILL SHAKESPEARE (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
a horseshoe/harbl ticket might be tough to beat
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)
I announced my candidacy months ago, with Shakey as secretary of defense, k3vin k as NSA, Morbs as chief of staff, and aerosmith as attorney general.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
nabisco seems like the obvious consensus builder
― lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
consensus building is for people who've given up already
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
morbius/nabisco is a mighty formidable ticket
― monogalomaniacal (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
P3rry/R4gg3t '12
― StanM, Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
brodie
― notes on camping (Pillbox), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)
Skot & Maria 2012
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)
You have no idea.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 July 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)
dat potus delmar
― ennui morricone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)
rofl
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 July 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)
<3333333333333333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)
NABISCO FOR OTM PRESIDENT
― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Saturday, 30 July 2011 09:33 (fourteen years ago)
this is cheating, but:
mechanifesto
― latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 09:45 (fourteen years ago)
President: Ned RaggettVP: ENBBSoS: the tune is space
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Saturday, 30 July 2011 10:12 (fourteen years ago)
i'll be the van jones (and get kicked out of office for dumb shit i said on the internet)
― apihopatcong weehawkul (get bent), Saturday, 30 July 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)
that also means i get to be a "czar"
― apihopatcong weehawkul (get bent), Saturday, 30 July 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)
I've been declared Queen on the Britishes thread, so I look forward to the official State Visit. I'll bring the gin!
― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Saturday, 30 July 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)
btw i love the military coup idea. os mutantes can be the official house band of the takeover.
― apihopatcong weehawkul (get bent), Saturday, 30 July 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
dunno bout president but JW would make a great renegade-general-exiled-after-failed-coup
― chief content officer (m coleman), Saturday, 30 July 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
banaka for presidents
― Mordy, Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN
― notes on camping (Pillbox), Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)