1. Obesessing over and drinking of blood2. Gothic decor3. preference for dark places4. no garlic allowed
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
5. anointing
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
6. I heard that you could kill the pope by driving a stake through his heart
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago)
the current Pope looks very evil to me
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/pope-benedict-saturno-hat.jpg
Vlad the Il Papa
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
7. Increased risk of hepatitis
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
8 pipe organs
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
don't drink blood tbh it's actually wine just fyi, so in actual fact vampires may be better catholics than catholics are
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
"no garlic allowed"
man this is just demonstrably untrue
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
9. smell like cabbage
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
under some of the italian schisms ya sure but not if yer irish tbh, garlic is fifth circle of hell iirc
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
10. Buggery. (NB not sure how big the vampire/buggerer crossover is.)
― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago)
11. both the catholic and vampires feature in way too many horror movies
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
the catholic church*
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
11. both the catholic church and vampires feature in way too many horror movies
Sometimes at the same time.
― Super Villains With Drum Machines (MintIce), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
― latebloomer, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:51 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
qft
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
12. Both come with the promise of eternal life
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago)
...after death!
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago)
13. anne rice goes on about them.
― estela, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago)
14 - once you're in, you're in for good
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
15 - lack of phrophylactics at moment of penetration leads to uncontrolled reproduction
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago)
16. capes
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
is there neck protection for vanpire victims?
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
16. hardcore fans of both are equally extremely annoying
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
Nice!
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
18. General air of rundown dustiness
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago)
19 - sources of income never satisfactorily explained
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
wondering if vampire teeth condoms exist?
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
20. Ostentatious wardrobe
― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
20. Lots of creepy old buildings.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
21 obvs
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
22 - particularly powerful in eastern europe
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
23. they both scare little kids
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago)
24. fondness for virgins
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
tracer killin it
Reminds me
25. Tough to kill
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)
26. Claims to being a 100% practictioner of either are to be met with extreme scepticism and not a little alarm
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
27. they hate the cross - one because it killed their hero and onefor magical resaons
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
I don't think it killed him, it just burnt his undead flesh.
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
Jesus was a vampire?
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
he ate organic dudes
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
don't drink blood tbh it's actually wine just fyi
this would be heresy btw if u cared
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
well yeah but cmon
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
obv i don't buy it either but i like the uncompromising literalism of it
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
This sounds wrong.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
as a lapsed Prod i get more freaked by all the Mary worship tbh
28. Foremost competitor is Islam (Werewolves)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
cmon ned yr slipping
mary's pretty terrifying, we need a scary mary horror movie
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
wow a Mary that appeared to pissed schoolgirls and made them pregnant by touching them wd be a dope Wicker Man sequel
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
it's an unexplored yet fertile concept
Eh?
Eh????
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
Been a busy week.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
Q: Why did C-3PO go to Transylvania for spare parts?
― Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
A: He was in search of knobs for R2
.......SB
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
Saint Bernard?
I've told you about when i did "Saint Bernard's Day" for a House Assembly when I was at school, right?
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
i have no idea even what
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
i wrote this whole "Saint Bernard is the patron saint of dogs" thing for one of our weekly assemblies at school and after 10 minutes of made-up bollocks I finished with "let us now say the prayer Saint Bernard taught us: 'Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof' etc etc"
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
I thought that was going to be a remy story, as I skimmed through.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
shit i'm on the phone can't c&p can someone 'hot chick waiting in my bed' that to as many threads as possible before banning pls
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
Noodle: That is hilarious!
― *tera, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
"quiet! The dog is barking!"
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.mycatholickitchen.com/2011/07/garlic-fries.html
― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago)
Seriously I'm still laughing about Saint Bernard!!!
― JacobSanders, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)
catholics are fobidden to eat garlik
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 August 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
When I was a kid I thought garlic was against the Word of WIsdom because my parents never used it.
― Abbott, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder if a vampire got some bullshit gift certificate to Old Navy as their Confirmation gift, too.
― errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
no, vampires get gift cards from bloodbath & beyond
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
werewolves are muslim?
― nh (cozen), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago)
have to turn towards the moon and howl three times a day iirc
― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 5 August 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
I dont think vampyres are allowed to make first holy communion
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
lol
http://www.morec.com/phd/bcc/vampire.pdf
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp
― blapplebees (crüt), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
winning souls one Al Jaffe comic at a time
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)