similarities between catholicism a nd vampirism

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1. Obesessing over and drinking of blood
2. Gothic decor
3. preference for dark places
4. no garlic allowed

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

5. anointing

kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago)

6. I heard that you could kill the pope by driving a stake through his heart

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

the current Pope looks very evil to me

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/pope-benedict-saturno-hat.jpg

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)

Vlad the Il Papa

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

7. Increased risk of hepatitis

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago)

8 pipe organs

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago)

don't drink blood tbh it's actually wine just fyi, so in actual fact vampires may be better catholics than catholics are

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago)

"no garlic allowed"

man this is just demonstrably untrue

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago)

9. smell like cabbage

kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

under some of the italian schisms ya sure but not if yer irish tbh, garlic is fifth circle of hell iirc

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

10. Buggery. (NB not sure how big the vampire/buggerer crossover is.)

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

11. both the catholic and vampires feature in way too many horror movies

latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

the catholic church*

latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

11. both the catholic church and vampires feature in way too many horror movies

Sometimes at the same time.

Super Villains With Drum Machines (MintIce), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

11. both the catholic and vampires feature in way too many horror movies

― latebloomer, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:51 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

qft

kkvgz, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

12. Both come with the promise of eternal life

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

...after death!

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago)

13. anne rice goes on about them.

estela, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

14 - once you're in, you're in for good

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

15 - lack of phrophylactics at moment of penetration leads to uncontrolled reproduction

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

16. capes

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

is there neck protection for vanpire victims?

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

16. hardcore fans of both are equally extremely annoying

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

13. anne rice goes on about them.

Nice!

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

18. General air of rundown dustiness

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

19 - sources of income never satisfactorily explained

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

wondering if vampire teeth condoms exist?

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

20. Ostentatious wardrobe

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

20. Lots of creepy old buildings.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

21 obvs

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

22 - particularly powerful in eastern europe

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

23. they both scare little kids

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago)

24. fondness for virgins

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

tracer killin it

Reminds me

25. Tough to kill

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

26. Claims to being a 100% practictioner of either are to be met with extreme scepticism and not a little alarm

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

27. they hate the cross - one because it killed their hero and onefor magical resaons

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think it killed him, it just burnt his undead flesh.

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus was a vampire?

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

he ate organic dudes

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

don't drink blood tbh it's actually wine just fyi

this would be heresy btw if u cared

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah but cmon

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

obv i don't buy it either but i like the uncompromising literalism of it

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

he ate organic dudes

This sounds wrong.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

as a lapsed Prod i get more freaked by all the Mary worship tbh

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

28. Foremost competitor is Islam (Werewolves)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

cmon ned yr slipping

mary's pretty terrifying, we need a scary mary horror movie

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

wow a Mary that appeared to pissed schoolgirls and made them pregnant by touching them wd be a dope Wicker Man sequel

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

it's an unexplored yet fertile concept

Eh?

Eh????

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

cmon ned yr slipping

Been a busy week.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

Q: Why did C-3PO go to Transylvania for spare parts?

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

A: He was in search of knobs for R2

Quantum of Pie (NickB), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

.......
SB

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

Saint Bernard?

I've told you about when i did "Saint Bernard's Day" for a House Assembly when I was at school, right?

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

i have no idea even what

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

i wrote this whole "Saint Bernard is the patron saint of dogs" thing for one of our weekly assemblies at school and after 10 minutes of made-up bollocks I finished with "let us now say the prayer Saint Bernard taught us: 'Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof' etc etc"

i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

I thought that was going to be a remy story, as I skimmed through.

it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

shit i'm on the phone can't c&p can someone 'hot chick waiting in my bed' that to as many threads as possible before banning pls

CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Noodle: That is hilarious!

*tera, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

"quiet! The dog is barking!"

Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mycatholickitchen.com/2011/07/garlic-fries.html

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously I'm still laughing about Saint Bernard!!!

JacobSanders, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

catholics are fobidden to eat garlik

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Thursday, 4 August 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

When I was a kid I thought garlic was against the Word of WIsdom because my parents never used it.

Abbott, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if a vampire got some bullshit gift certificate to Old Navy as their Confirmation gift, too.

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

no, vampires get gift cards from bloodbath & beyond

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

werewolves are muslim?

nh (cozen), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

have to turn towards the moon and howl three times a day iirc

10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 5 August 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

I dont think vampyres are allowed to make first holy communion

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

lol

http://www.morec.com/phd/bcc/vampire.pdf

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

blapplebees (crüt), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

winning souls one Al Jaffe comic at a time

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)


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