Kicks off Saturday 20th August. No Simon. No Cheryl. No Dannii. Instead it's Louis Walsh, Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos (Dappy from N-Dubz' cousin ffs), and Kelly Rowland. Rihanna on board for bootcamp. Robbie and Beyonce to help out their respective mates at the judges' houses.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg
― sarahel hath no fury (history mayne), Friday, 5 August 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
fwiw Tulisa is also in N-Dubz.
― Dust, Friday, 5 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
Starts tonight, 8PM on ITV1. Embrace the madness sadness.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
tulisa will be the break-out star of this. am imagining she'll change a lot of people's minds.
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
I think I've got jump cut/zoom in/speed up/slomo fatigue already.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
this could be a really good programme, you know, if it weren't for the 9394829283 fucking annoying things about it
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
i don't understand why they like this loser
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
Most annoying thing of all: 15 minutes in, first commercial break, and all they've really done is say "ay, these are yer four judges" and "hey look at this toolbox from Brighton".
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
This singer (Kitty?) is heading for such a fall.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
barlow's inherited the cowell money-in-my-eyes stare, i see
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago)
why did they open the show with some ~cheeky~ indie wanker? way to make millions turn off. he's going to be there in the top 12 though isn't her. :/
― prolego, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
*he
lol kitty when someone says you talk a lot it's a hint that you should maybe shhh, not interrupt them!
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
kelly rowland looks gorgeous.
― jed_, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
Kitty - no no no, this is not going to work out. Crazzzzzzy alert.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
the only thing i'm excited for this season is beyoncé at judges houses. hopefully her schedule doesn't end up full so has to bring in michelle instead
― prolego, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
xxxxp: He's inherited his entire persona, it seems.
― abcfsk, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
and it seems so overly deliberate and heavy-handed. really hatin barlow already. i guess there's no real "boss" though? that could be good, in past series you knew that regardless of the pantomime arguing they'd have to defer to cowell at some point.
i'm watching for tulisa!!
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
Background music in XF and used in a commercial? Fuck, Supergrass must be coining it in.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
Background music in XF and used in a commercial?
hope everyone noticed the wand erection song being used as background music before it's properly out #subliminal
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
gary has one of the most irritating voices ever
― prolego, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
hey so kelly's actually quite good on this thing
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
'live the lifestyle of Britney Spears' - that sounds so unappealing!
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
Win the lifestyle of Britney Spears!
― oppet, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
Courtesy of Marks & Spencer lol
― Chris, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
that was pure gold.
― jed_, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
m&s dealin coke and pills now?
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
noooooooooooo it's the xfactor ellie goulding noooooooooooo
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
Oh come the fuck on, that was about as good as the music for a building society commercial. It was not some transcendental experience.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
DISTINCTIVE? IT WAS LIKE ELLIE GOULDING/DIANA VICKERS/NNNGHHH
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
To be fair, she wasn't as bad as Diana Vickers.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
She was Bono. She was not Larry.
― ^^^ this (onimo), Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
i shall support that girl group there!!!
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
my name's jooj!
― jed_, Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
well they couldn't be flagging what's gonna happen here up any higher
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
Oh fuck I remember those Triple Twuntbags. He still looks like a knob though.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ dermot tryna be hardman
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
About as convincing as Danny Dyer. I have suspicions that random tattoo Gorg was paid to go on and do his thicko act. No-one's that stupid.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago)
LAST WEEK!!!some fucking bullshit...
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
THIS WEEK!!!some fucking bullshit...
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
the swelling strings coming in after every performance we are to judge as stirring PISSES ME RIGHT OFF.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
OK so they found the one overconfident guy in Croydon who can actually sing.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)
BROMAN5E!
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
MJ impersonator from last year was back on last night, as himself. Which somehow was worse.
― three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 10:42 (thirteen years ago)
I quite liked the cheeky 16 year old lad who fancied Tulisa - sadly completely overshadowed by Not Michael Jackson strop then weird crying fest at the end with the Scottish girl who did a quite good but not perfect Adele impersonation.
― Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Sunday, 4 September 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago)
yes the over crying fest was so weird i thought it must have been pre-arranged? i think i'd look up from my pint if she was on at the karaoke but not much more.
― jed_, Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago)
It did seem a little pre-arranged. Or maybe just over-edited. Her audition took over ten minutes.
― three word displayname (snoball), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:54 (thirteen years ago)
This thing of showing people leaving their homes before auditions is a bit wtf - like aren't they supposed to turn up and queue to register and stuff? Why would they put a film crew out to record some no-mark no-one's heard of unless it was already decided they were going to get through (like the Norn Irish girl the other week - full at home profile then surprise surprise four big one thousand percent yeses)?
― Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
The whole journey pish they set up for fake Adele was ridiculous. Fuckloads of people have a single parent who had to work, they must be really struggling for actual sob stories. Also, she went way off tune at one point, presumably so up to their ears in their own bullshit that their hearing became impaired. Decision already made before she opened her mouth at that stage, obv.
― ailsa, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
That was pretty much the same z-fest Janet brings every week, yet the judges are lapping it up, why?
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
i actually don't dislike the original of that. she did it kind of heavy-handedly though. i don;t think she even does twee that well
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
DERMOT YOU ARE A TINY TINY MAN, all the bond girls towered over you
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
wtf was that loveFILM ad? schoolchildren doing a swingle singers version of dialogue from pulp fiction wtf wtf
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
i forgot amelia was back
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
i hope they have an argument about the FILM CHOICES next :(
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
"Here's Little Mix with a song from The Human Centipede..."
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
In some ways Amelia is the opposite of Kitty - anonymous when belting it, probably a bit more individual when singing quieter.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
tulisa didn't know that song?
um.
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
Louis is all :-( because Tulisa has stolen his "that's not a song from a movie!" routine wholesale.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
"The whole track was a semi-tone too high for you" <-- bullshitting
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
He should have said "a quarter-tone too high"
And started talking about well-tempered tunings
wow I wish Olly would have fallen off that railing
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
bonus answer D: CERN neutrino
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
Jamie Oliver is appearing in Piss In Boots.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
fuck off David Walliams
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
wait whut!?? is this what i think it's going to be... ?????
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
david walliams is so repulsive
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
"Misha's biological mother is dicking her around in the tabloids, but look on the bright side!" wtf Kelly?
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
that was amazing
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
how the FUCKING HELL has she been in the bottom two
FUCK the british public
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
fucking ignorant racist jealous-ass cunts the lot of them
"last week twice in the bottom week" <-- gary loses power over language
tbf the judges have demanded and insisted the GBP vote for her two weeks running now -- no other performer they're so worried will go
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
"i hear little mix are huge fans of twilight" HURRAH
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
lamb dressed as mutton
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
when did little mix get good?! i fucking love "don't let go (love)" and they did not murder it, they actually pulled it the fuck off!
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
on their styling, mark s otm
SHUT UP GARY
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
^^^just their outfits
kelly: "you could be the best girl group to come out of the UK" <-- eh?
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)
no one will be better than mis-teeq
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
still miss you Vanilla ;_;
― Joe Hart is Fellaini Hunter (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
is this really in ghostbusters?
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ I don't remember it being in the film?
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
uh, it's a pretty important part of the film
― Number None, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
i was just saying, i don't remember it being in the film
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
apologies, it's ghostbusters II
― Number None, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
"That is what movie week is about" ffs has Tulisa read the whole 'How To Comment Like Louis Walsh' manual?
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
xp wait, it's the bit the the Statue of Liberty?
I wonder if Marcus has to share those in-ear monitors with Craig?
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
OLD-SCHOOL JEDWARD
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, it's the Statue of Liberty bit
― Number None, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
I like that they use a NES Advantage controller to 'drive' the statue...http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/NES-advantage.jpg/220px-NES-advantage.jpg
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
it is a JOKE how much better than the rest misha is
― all i see is angels in my eyes (lex pretend), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
Bottom two should be Craig and Janet.
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (snoball), Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
craig has a free granny's pass for the next two weeks at least
― mark s, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
to my gen shock i reckon Little Mix were the best thing tonight. still think they should have called themselves Rythminx tho.
― jed_, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
amelia and craig were rank
― jed_, Saturday, 19 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
Does anyone else agree with me that Little Mix's Wings is an absolutely massive tune? Don't pay much attention to the charts these days, and didn't watch any of last year's X-Factor, so only just caught on to it. It's so ridiculously hooky!
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago)
DNA is also really good, and the fact there's something really likeable about Little Mix makes me think they'll have a surprising level of longevity.
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 07:50 (twelve years ago)