"Foods" that need to be retired

1. Applesauce

2. Apple Juice

3. Orange Drink

4. Cheez Whiz

4. Marshmallow Fluff

1. Applesauce

2. Apple Juice

fuck you

so many delicious things you can make with applesauce - pancakes, muffins, bread

well that's not so bad. i thought you were implying that you dug into a pile of applesauce everyday, and washed it down with the juice from apples

The Hydrox imitation Oreo

What do you have against applesauce, heathen?

but really foods that go unloved kinda retire by themselves

applesweat is vomitous. end of discussion

The Hydrox imitation Oreo

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:10 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hydrox was first, orea is the imitation fwiw

1. Applesauce

2. Apple Juice

fuck you

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:07 (6 minutes ago)

apple urea

for people with the palates of two-year olds, y'all are some militant mf'ers

my daughter's 3 1/2 and eats a ton of applesauce, you don't wanna see the kind of fit she would throw without it

4. Cheez Whiz

4. Marshmallow Fluff

Luckily, Marshmallow Fluff is immediately disqualified because there already is a #4.

you can make cookies and cake with applesauce too

my daughter's 3 1/2 and eats a ton of applesauce, you don't wanna see the kind of fit she would throw without it

well, you tell her that some awful man from the internet named "dell" thinks she has the palate of a two-year old!

Notkin secures Joelle's veil for her during removal of the beaded coat and poncho, then lifts the veil slightly in a practiced two-finger gesture to deliver a double-cheek kiss that is sour with cigarettes and wine — Joelle never smokes when veiled — asking how Joelle got here and then without waiting for an answer offering her that odd kind of British-Columbian apple juice they'd found they both liked so, and that Joelle at home's abandoned and gone back to the Big Red Soda Water of childhood, which Notkin doesn't know, and still cluelessly considers extra-sweet Canadian juice to be pretty much both her and Joelle's biggest vices. Molly Notkin's the kind of soul you want desperately to be polite to but have to hide it with because she'd be mortified if she suspected you were ever just being polite to her about anything.
Joelle makes a get-out~of-here gesture. 'The really really good kind?’
'The kind that looks muddy it's so fresh.’
'Where'd you get it this late this far east?’
'The kind you just about have to strain it's so fresh.'

Luckily, Marshmallow Fluff is immediately disqualified because there already is a #4.

well, u try counting accurately during an apoplectic fit

As a lactose intolerant child I was made to switch from milk to applesauce in my cereal and now loathe the stuff but baked or sauteed apples can be excellent.

Man, telling a 3.5 yr old she has the palate of a 2 yr old is just cold, dell.

Dell really got started off on the wrong foot here.

Man, telling a 3.5 yr old she has the palate of a 2 yr old is just cold, dell.

i know, but i'm sure she can ... <deal with it sunglasses dog gif>!!

Dell's a little spazzy today cause she had one too many fluffernutters.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/3530252342_4095ba5437.jpg

ya'll wanna feel sick? they make strawberry fluff these days!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

oh, that does look gross. like pepto.

so many delicious things you can make with applesauce - pancakes, muffins, bread

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 1:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

It goes great with latkes.

WORRRRDDDD, fuck I want some latkes now. sad that my jewish neighbors moved away, they always used to invite us over to eat around the holidays

Enough thread hijacking, though.

5. meat. : )

xpost although I guess if I really wanted to, I could probably learn to grate & fry a couple potatoes, without making such a big production of it

6. american cheese (why would I ever eat this?)

http://www.mcarthurdairy.com/products/gallery/gallon/large/orange_drink_gal.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1tL31vRrpA-LDvfkvpIZ6xuqOtfzg_0C_X-BqBbXbSB00O_ATXg

American cheese is just sad, really

xpost wut is that

Orange drink from a dairy?!

oh nvm the first image loaded for me—at first I was just seeing "FIG. 1"

xpost

bernard, i think you can also buy some boxed product to facilitate making latkes/potato pancakes?

you can buy them frozen

or

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT62nJ1sl6q8AlOhO6iIyUGLiERMvCmZ2rG5HLIMzWJ9mi6Ci6X0Q

some ppl with otherwise righteous tastebuds swear by american cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches

those ppl are not me

fluff is great, thread is SHIT

whiney...

are you even cognizant of when you enter a thread to shit on it or does it sort of happen in a blackout?

ayo, no one disses fluff on my watch

they have fluffernutters at Subway now?

the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU

you are kinda the "T-Bone" of ilx

or the fluffernutter-eating KoKo

peanut butter is a little played out IMO

tbf this thread is shit

that said, bernard snowy otm

what this board needs is a food aggro thread

what, another one?

Celery is the Jimmy Buffett of vegetables.

beloved by drunk white middle aged women?

"My name is Mary, Jimymy. Bloody Mary."

http://www.theparrotheads.com/p7hg_img_2/fullsize/Jenny_Foxx_WEZF_and_Parrotheads2_Burlington,_VT_2005_fs.jpg

It was recommended to you by Julie from accounting. You thought, "Eh, how bad could it be?" It's so offensive in its blandness that you no longer speak to Julie from accounting.

i've actually eaten celery at a "cheeseburger in paradise" location.

which one of those parrotheads is Buffett supposed to be?

Ultimately, Buffett is all of them.

new board description etc etc

I love celery. I love celeriac even more - I make soup out of nothing but celery, celeriac and a little potato, all pureed up. Salty, celerish good.

(err, with stock too obv)

let's not forget its role in BUFFALO WINGS

I like celery ok when it's raw or when it's an aromatic that's cooked way down in soups or stocks, but I really hate celery in stir-fries and other dishes where it's barely cooked.

All that said, I still don't trust this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6gyINLrSBg/SIdI33ZHmQI/AAAAAAAACqc/0adre3KtvwA/s1600/SmallSteps450W.jpg

V8 juice is strongly celery-flavoured (along with the tomato and etc).

Celery is fine as a flavor in stock or as celery salt, but I hate actual bits of celery so much. I eat around it in soup like a child. And the smell of it raw is incredibly gross to me.

I would also like to retire cucumber in sushi rolls. And green peppers in general. They should be considered unripe and inedible. All melons need to go as well.

I can't actually hate on celery too much, because without it (as many have noted), there'd be no celery salt, and without celery salt, there'd be no Chicago hot dogs:
http://guiltycarnivore.com/wp-content/uploads/vienna-beef.jpg

All melons need to go as well.

Now wait a minute.

Yeah I am also no fan of cuke or melon.

idk who even uses celery salt besides people in the business of making hot dogs taste like they were dropped in the dust of a tee-ball field??

and yes, fuck melons

It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.

for me to poop on

Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.

I've never had a Chicago dog but I sure don't like the sound of celery salt. Melons are delicious and if that celery soda actually tastes like celery I might die.

Sorry - cel-ray soda

I've never had a Chicago dog

I can say without hyperbole that you are missing out on the most wondrous consumable known to humankind.

wait til this thread finds out about airplane food, whoo boy there'll be a real ass-whipping then!!!

Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

mmmm, I used to love that shit

Matzo ball soup when consumed by non-Jews.

spam, corned beef - it's not the war y'know? who eats this crap?

would ride a mile for some corned beef right now

rotten.

I like corned beef! Boiled corned silverside and veg and bechamel.

Liver can fuck off tho.

you're all a bunch of animals.

liver's alright if prepared well.

The Co-Op near my house used to do packs of sliced liver sausage for 39p (all the other sliced meat products were over £1) but it has been retired and I miss it, even though I get that everyone else is probably horrified by the idea of eating 39p Co-op sliced liver sausage and will be all "yes, that should have been retired in the 1970s, and probably was by every other UK supermarket"

Lemon Curd

Woah just a second

Actually, I had some peanut butter on crumpets, first time w/ PB for 20 years, used to eat it daily.

(used to = crunchy, never smooth)

Anyways, this was smooth on crumpets, liked the first one, quite liked the second one.

But, boy did I feel ill afterwards...

want to get some of this guy's corned beef, sounds fantastic.

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

anyone who thinks apple juice is not delicious needs to try this stuff:
http://www.redjacketorchards.com/pages/Juices.html

dell I got curious and bought a box when I worked at ShopRite in high school. It tastes like crackers coated in chicken bouillon powder (bcz well it is). not a good snack.

ah, okay. that's s good description, i can pretty much imagine it now

hurting those do look good but tbh i don't really like apples themselves very much, so... the apple rhubarb one sounds good to me though

tf is this stuff?? what is it for????

― dell (del)

they are crackers that taste like chicken. they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

honestly this is not very hard del, i think you need to rethink this thread project.

Bone marrow
Bitter melon

they are for when you want to eat crackers that taste like chicken.

just hard for me to imagine there being that much of a demand for something like that to warrant a nabisco product being dedicated to it. seems ill-conceived to me. i mean, these are basically dog treats masquerading as ppl food

Bitter melon

i'm not sure if i've had this in anything but i read this last night and it was not particularly helpful

chicken in a biskit crackers are mother fucking delicious.