guys with one earring

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OptionVotes
lol 90s 35
earrings on men are a sign of Satan's handiwork 16
I agree! 13
why don't you start another tedious poll, dude 10


CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

you really need another thread to tell you that you're lol90s?

dogps (some dude), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

Ed Bradley represent

http://blackhistorynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ed_bradley.jpeg

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3q3eK7GJ1qc7qvfo1_500.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

can't make a blanket judgement on guys with oh fuck it LOL 90s

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

not even harrison fucking ford can pull this off
http://www.interfaithfamily.com/files/images/harrison-ford200.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/upload/img/Gogh-vincent-van-c-face-half.jpg

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

i did this. i wish there was such a thing as ear-putty to caulk up the hole.

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Totally <3 so long as it's a hoop.

http://www.grantriver.com/images/e/Image2.jpg

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

I still have one! Always forget about it.

Eyebrow piercings are more LOL 90's, though. Right guys?!?! *covers scar*

errant flynn, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

I think I considered an eyebrow piercing for about a second, and then went "okay no"

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol piercings. why dont you just get a tribal tattoo already.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

a super cool look for super cool dudes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

I got one in Venice Beach when I was 16. The scar still haunts me. Oh well, at least it wasn't an alien head tattoo or something.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

I am a huge fan of the long slender shiny earring Tom petty, Dylan, etc wore in the late 80s.

lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

if it wasn't for the fact that I can't think of any picture I want permanently on my skin, I'd have like five bazillion tattoos

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

my left ear was pierced but it's almost healed up over time

MoMA said knock you out (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, I can open it up for you in no time.

if it wasn't for the fact that I can't think of any picture I want permanently on my skin, I'd have like five bazillion tattoos

that's a lot dude.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

So I had three piercings in my left ear: two in the lobe, and one up top in the cartilage. The cartilage one never healed, and one day two years after I had it done, I woke up with a gigantic throbbing. I had a ring in it, and somehow the cartilage had gotten so infected that it crawled up OVER AND AROUND the fucking ring, basically encasing it in swollen purple grossness. I went to a health center, where the nurse aspirated the shit out of it, and foul stinking liquid poured out of my ear and into my shoulder, and we took turns cutting the hoop with a pair of pliers and removing the ring in like 4 pieces. Never put it back in, never will pierce anything again.

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/09/6/3/4/078041564233005.jpg

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Never EVER pierce anything? Wink wink nudge nudge.

I honestly have very little problem with one earring. Those ear plugs make me shudder. The other day there was this guy who had GIGANTIC ones. I think you could use it as a basket ball hoop and play a game. What the fuck is up with that? (I am obviously a very boring middle class woman, I know.)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

BTW I have a *pistol* to make ear piercings. Anyone want to be a victim? I have never done it.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, happened to me too. Was this awful Celtic ring thing. Oozing puss all prom night.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

this is actually kind of cool (for somebody else)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q7H5daARk5A/S7FBjZ5SlnI/AAAAAAAAKX8/Iz1Euf2TkQU/s1600/snake+ear+cuff+earring.png

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

I am seriously bummed that I can't find any slender crystal earring pics of bob and Tom. Oh well, it's there in the bragovich petty doc..

lol is not enough (blank), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

There was a bit character in uhmmm.. The Facts Of Life?? That had the long earring. Some mid late-80s sitcom, anyway. I think it was a common accessory for cronies/thugs in 80s films.

lol is not enough (blank), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

Dan why would you do this to yourself? I think we all know how this is going to end. That said you somehow manage to pull of this and a goatee really nicely and I mean that 100% sincerely. Not many men could do that. Not many at all.

My 67 year old fat, grey, bow-legged German dad told me recently he wants a diamond stud. I fully support him in this.

BTW I have a *pistol* to make ear piercings. Anyone want to be a victim? I have never done it.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 6:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You should never get anything pierced with a gun. That's a recipe for disaster and situations just like Remy's.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

LoL I just realized that I have 11 holes in my ears. I had two in the cartilage on each ear, three in one lobe and two in the other. I also have my tragus and conch done on my right ear. Those two and one of the extra holes plus the normal reg ones are the only ones I wear earrings in anymore though.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

i did this. i wish there was such a thing as ear-putty to caulk up the hole.

― smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:05

maybe you can talk to my son, he really wants piercing (& tattoos). thought about showing his this thread for about a millisecond "BTW dad I read all your noise board posts..."

chief content officer (m coleman), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

let's be real: guys with two earrings aren't way cooler or anything

dogps (some dude), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

Gucci mane begs to differ

lol is not enough (blank), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Dan why would you do this to yourself? I think we all know how this is going to end. That said you somehow manage to pull of this and a goatee really nicely and I mean that 100% sincerely. Not many men could do that. Not many at all.

i would like to throw my support behind this comment

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

xx-post Not all piercings are disasters. Most of the 11 I mentioned are mostly closed up to the point where you can't even tell I ever had them.

If he ever does get anything done make sure it's at a reputable place and not at a piercing pagoda in the mall or anything.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

thanks! there used to be a place in greenwich village w/sign reading "ears pierced - with or without pain"

chief content officer (m coleman), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

yeah! I let a little Chinese lady with an umbrella pierce my cartilage with a bone needle. So I mean I guess I got off easy.

tedious in the extreme (remy bean), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

I am a huge fan of the long slender shiny earring Tom petty, Dylan, etc wore in the late 80s.

― lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 6:40 PM

hope they disinfected it..

Kerm, Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

There was a bit character in uhmmm.. The Facts Of Life?? That had the long earring. Some mid late-80s sitcom, anyway. I think it was a common accessory for cronies/thugs in 80s films.

you might be thinking of Nick, Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xikiIMFDie0/TWbdAgp_FPI/AAAAAAAAAUk/rgy5tMAvPdg/s1600/nick.jpg

dell (del), Thursday, 11 August 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yessss. Thank you!

lol is not enough (blank), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

eyyyyyyyy!

dell (del), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

xps loll

lol is not enough (blank), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

i still have a hole in my left ear. it's closed but it'll probably never go away.

my mom paid for the piercing on my 16th birthday.

5ish finkel (goole), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

feel like i just learned something really personal about you

max, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

look nobody died or anything, it was just an earring

5ish finkel (goole), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

i have one earring . . . . i mean i think it would look weirder on me if i had 2

surm, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/6453052/tumblr_lfccy0T2aE1qf62s9o1_500_thumb.jpg?1295560872

☝ (am0n), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

It'll be interesting in 20 years when this gen of kids who have all done that ridic stretched lobe thing get sick of it, and there's a bunch of OAPs walkin around with 10 inches of saggy earlobe dangling around their jawlines.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

horrible.

surm, Thursday, 11 August 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

u don't like my plugz :(

☝ (am0n), Thursday, 11 August 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

is laser earlobe rejuvenation a thing yet, because I'm sure it will be, in time.

the wheelie king (wk), Thursday, 11 August 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

≝ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 11 August 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

How come on everybody else, a septum piercing looked so freaking cool, but when I finally got one, people kept discretely informing me that I "had something up there".

I met a friend's wife once, and she had a pierced tongue, and I could not stop thinking of that bit in Pulp Fiction.

The New Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

Lol at guys with earrings.you old.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1009/best.hair.sports.history/images/brian-bosworth-017024365.jpg

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

Am I the only dude who copped to still having an earring (well, a hoop) here? Yeesh!

errant flynn, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

I have one (diamond stud)! It's rad!

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

I think people could still potentially get away with either of those styles, to an extent.

kkvgz, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

morelike gays with one earring

buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt (Lamp), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

got my ear pierced in the back of the auto parts store i was working at. my supervisor advised me on the cleaning regimen. shockingly, it got infected. i remember being in agony pulling the fucker out during study hall.
i fiddle with my eyebrow piercing scar as a nervous habit.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 11 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Am I the only dude who copped to still having an earring (well, a hoop) here? Yeesh!

I've still got one. Had two, but one fell out. Have also taken to cutting my own hair. I'm on some sort of downward slope here.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Friday, 12 August 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

Where is the "dan fucking perry!" option?

mh, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

Would vote for DJP every time

mh, Friday, 12 August 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

I still have earring holes but havent worn any in years. The holes never closed over though?! Also I had a pierced eyebrow for about 2 months in 2001, til the skin grew over it and it fell off ;_;

My nose ring seems determined to become a parasitic twin, on the other hand.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Friday, 12 August 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

As far as the 'left/right ear = gay' thing goes I remember reading (in some folklore journal I think) that there was no consistency. They mapped the l/r throughout the UK, and towns just a couple of miles apart had a different answer, as did kids a few years apart within the same community. I think left was the most common though, probably because of historic negativity associated with left.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Friday, 12 August 2011 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I have spent some time reflecting on this and yes, this look is awesome

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200306/tos-004-harcourt-fenton-har/320x240.jpg

thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh like that isn't awesome

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

miss you ed bradley :(

balls, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

wasn't claiming it to be un-awesome!

thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

I had earrings (plain steel hoops) for a little over a decade - roughly '94 or '95 (can't remember exactly) till about 2006-2007. Took 'em out one day, still have 'em in a jewelry box somewhere.

that's not funny. (unperson), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

i had coupla hoops for several months in '92. a gf pierced them using the time-honored alcohol, ice, and a sewing needle method. looked pretty good iirc and even healed up just fine, but don't think i could quite pull them off in my old age

dell (del), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

saw thread title, thought of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epEaNNBMcmo

Sébastien, Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

Still have a hoop in each ear, at 51.

Hadn't thought about one way or another for an age, until this thread.

I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

hoop earrings on men are THE WORST

homophobic music by braindead primates (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Generally OTM.

An important question that has gone neglected in this thread is which is worse: both ears or just one.

qpә (EDB), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

Actually I don't know why i said generally; I can't think of a single instance where a hoop earning didn't detract from a man's appearance.

qpә (EDB), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Though that's not to say that, as a child of the 90's, I didn't think it was pretty much the coolest thing you could have. How badly the 8 year old me yearning for at least one earring.

qpә (EDB), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mr-clean.jpg

The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

One ear, three earrings.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rD_8J-qV22Y/SvRw2OsqpeI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/FQIBAZt7lx8/s400/dc233mini.jpg

The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Up next: "Guys with One Ball."

The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Monday, 15 August 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

read the poll option as "earrings on men are a sign of Satriani's handiwork" for a sec just now

some dude, Monday, 15 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

BTW, i don't get the lol '90s thing: is it a 'merikun only timeline? cos guys - skinheads etc. - were wearing one and two earrings here (UK and Irl)from the early '70s

I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

Up next: "Guys with One Ball."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Adolf_Hitler-1933.jpg

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

I said "lol 90s" because I got my earring in the 90s

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

also because, you know, lol 90s

max, Monday, 15 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

for me it's lol 90s because it was the LAST time it was common/socially acceptable, not that it was the FIRST time

forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Monday, 15 August 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not mocking any one of you, but wearing a single earring is like a man wearing a ponytail: Daring to be different in a used-up fashion that very few can pull off.

I used to wear a ponytail a long time ago, but never pierced anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

you should have pierced your ponytail; you could have been a style trailblazer

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

hoop earrings on men look great if you have a raffish mane of longish hair, i.e. this guy:

http://www.thecheapchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/viggo_awesome1.jpg

Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Shoulda pierced my brain for that.

xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

I think of one-earring as more of an 80s thing.

http://www.mydotcomistaken.com/blog_graphic_upload/thompson_twins.jpg

The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

why do they look so surprised

it's like the photographer said "btw, do you guys realize you're The Thompson Twins? *snap*"

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

except the guy on the right who was caught mid-ponder

corey, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

"dude all the way on your left, you know he's black right?"

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Like the hiccups, I thought I had gotten "Hold Me Now" out of my head after a rough weekend. Guess not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

LIES LIES LIES YEAH

corey, Monday, 15 August 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-436Qxw6Nks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

eek

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 August 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol 1590s
http://www.storefrontshakespeare.org/uploads/4/0/2/7/4027247/729747_orig.jpg

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Monday, 15 August 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)


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