I am progressive and support change and everything but the new version of the mel-o honey bear shits honey out of his asshole and that upsets me.

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grrr

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.sweetharvestfoods.com/images/mel_o.jpg

i respect your integrity but you are still shitting
on my toast

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.drgranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Honey-Face-Mask.jpg

― rice-a-roni eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

syrupy

― Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ArEWneHvjrM/Sofe15ZpRQI/AAAAAAAABmo/1YJb5PkIg_Y/s400/honey.jpg

― Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:14 (fifteen years ago)

if it's mel-o let it expel-o

― buzza, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

Putting the 'poo' in Pooh Bear.

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:32 (fifteen years ago)

Or rather, taking it out of the bear and putting it on your toast.

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 07:33 (fifteen years ago)

is the pope catholic? does a bear shit in your toast?

― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 12:48 (fifteen years ago)

Where do you think Bees produce the stuff from?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.honey.com/images/blog-photos/Endangered_Honey_Bear_small.jpg

― shania law (crüt), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

Honey Bear don't care.

― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

I am certain the fine print on that first pic says "it comes from my bumhole! *giggle*"

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously between eating things that come from chicken cloacas and bee vomit, we've kinda lost the right to be picky.

― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

is the pope catholic?

Mis-read that as 'is the poop Catholic?', which would be taking transubstantiation a bit far.

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

"...so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes its ass with it"

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

that tv ad involving the cartoon bears and toilet paper always kinda bugged me

― dell (del), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fz6Sp714ow
Meanwhile bears in the UK advocate putting something on your bread that actually looks like poop (although it tastes delicious*)

*YMMV (Your Marmite May Vary)

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

I fully support designing bottles that are meant to be stored with the cap down, but they should have just put some kind of tophat on the bear and had him doing a handstand.

― the wheelie king (wk), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

made a peanut butter and honey sandwich this morning while angrily staring at this thing

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

I am designing a sort of spigot for the low middle of the mel-o honey bear so you can drink the honey directly from his dick

you're welcome

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

musician, reality show judge, and now inventor - you are truly a rennaisance man

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

yay

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

I once smoked tobacco from a similar item

― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

"his music moved me, and his comments to the contestants were provocative, but it's the honey pissing bear that will be his true legacy"

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

"he's ugly and his daughter has that awful overbite, but he freed me up sexually with the bear"

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

:-(
sorry I called you ugly, aero

-- threadkilla

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

honeydick aerobear

― DALEKS OF GOD (DJP), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

and the actual not-kidding infinite sadness

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.henrietta.org/images/stories/Anniversary/july%202011%20019.jpg

― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

I am designing a sort of spigot for the low middle of the mel-o honey bear so you can drink the honey directly from his dick

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nCLKbj44niI/R7usnAMeUZI/AAAAAAAAAVg/08jV9Nc4lqg/s400/mugwump-naked-lunch-2.png

― Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

man maybe my monitor resolution is set too low but unless that old man is shitting honey idgi xpost

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

he's sucking honey out of some kind of burroughs bug

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

bug penis is unsatisfying for honeysipping, only mel-o dick will do

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

wow I hate myself for that one

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.billboard.com/photos/artist/4936-joan-jett.jpg

I hate myself for Mel-O dick
Did not intend to make myself so sick
I try to stop but it gushes so thick
That's why I hate myself for Mel-O dick

― DALEKS OF GOD (DJP), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

that is my honey hunny bare bear!

― I love obscure members of the Athrotheiria mammal genus and... (Latham Green), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

I am designing a sort of spigot for the low middle of the mel-o honey bear so you can drink the honey directly from his dick
you're welcome
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned)

how's this coming along anyway

― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 March 2014 20:59 (twelve years ago)

out now on Merge, iirc

― Dan I., Friday, 21 March 2014 23:23 (twelve years ago)

bear should get to the ER if his shits that color and texture imho

― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 March 2014 23:49 (twelve years ago)

except I have a feeling a bear in the ER wouldn't work out so well on second thought

― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 March 2014 23:49 (twelve years ago)

how's this coming along anyway

let's just say I've located the sweet spot on the mel-o bear

― (or if you must, "data") (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 22 March 2014 01:11 (twelve years ago)

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