Tell me something that's going to BLOW MY MIND!

1. You can cook potato waffles in the toaster. I might even try this with hash browns.

*BOOOOOM*

Your go...

2. the warren report had certain inconsistencies

3. Every single NBA player who has won the MVP award was picked no later than 15th in the draft.

4. CCR never had a number one hit.

5 asparagus make your pee smell like Bill Gates gall bladder!

Every single NBA player who has won the MVP award was picked no later than 15th in the draft.

This ... is not true?

Derrick Rose, LeBron James, Tim Duncan, Allen Iverson, Shaquille O'Neal, Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Walton, and Oscar Robertson were all #1 draft picks and later MVPs.

Oh wait, I misread that.

From Detroit, Michigan, you drive SOUTH to get to Canada!

#6

7. There are five U.S. state capitals west of Los Angeles.

none off these are blowing my mind. come on guys...

What if I were to tell you there are actually 6 U.S. state capitals west of Los Angeles?

Michael Jackson wrote "Do the Bartman" for The Simpsons.

i knew that. mind remains intact.

Phil Fearon of "Galaxy" (Dancing Tight, Everybody's Laughing etc) was a mate of Glenn Matlock, and auditioned for the Sex Pistols as their pianist.

Soylent Green is people

Hmm. Abraham Lincoln was the only president who was also a patent holder.

Mind .... BLOWN!!!!!

The universe is like quite big.

Um ... Porn star/director/instructor Tristan Taormino is the niece of Thomas Pynchon. That do it?

The bushes in Super Mario Bros. were just recolored clouds.

Edinburgh (East coast of Great Britain) is further west than Liverpool (West coast of Great Britain)

There's a hotel for rich people (a "luxury resort") in West Virginia where the rooms look like this

http://i2.bookcdn.com/data/Photos/LargePhoto2/64/6498/6498851/The-Greenbrier-photos-Room.JPEG

and there are ballrooms

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aawn3fM8NIo/RzXCW9HOUQI/AAAAAAAAA4I/Tp7_CmmFHVE/s400/The+Greenbrier.jpg

and hidden deep inside is a late-'50s nuclear fallout shelter that has never been used and was a secret until 1992.

Here is the entrance:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LSgEVxFzAsQ/TbSOAL6WEeI/AAAAAAAAA9M/JmKEJ1O8dtg/s1600/bung2.jpg

200 years ago, the eccentric millionaire Joseph Williamson had an elaborate system of tunnels built beneath Liverpool. Nobody knows why.

Samuel Beckett Used to Drive André the Giant to School.

They were neighbors and Andre was too big to ride the school bus.

imelda marcos belonged to the emmanuel lewis fan club.

They were neighbors and Andre was too big to ride the school bus.

"The average life expectancy for men in Holmes County, Miss., is 65 years. That's a full decade shorter than the U.S. average.

So what's killing people there? Researchers say it's no coincidence that Holmes County is also one of Mississippi's poorest, and most obese. Forty-two percent of the county's residents are considered obese.

Calvin Head, the county's former transportation director, doesn't have to see the statistics on paper. He saw the problem first hand: The school buses were overcrowded, but there were not more students.

"It was because the kids had gotten so obese," Head says. "There was no more three to a seat. You could only have, in most cases, two to a seat."

Custer has nothing to do with custard.

My experience of US school buses (through the medium of television) is that they are all two to a seat and that there's only ever one spare seat.

xp

I do know that school buses these days are designed to accommodate three to a seat. Maybe it's a budget thing? Population growth?

NO one has ever said the word Farkerherd three times in a row!

that's cos it's not a word

Man you got a hard mind to blow :-/

YES IT IS

http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=farkerherd

The best one I've heard so far is about the bushes in Mario 3. C'mon you guys - TRY!

The word for train station in Russia is Вокзал - Voksal - after Vauxhall station in London.

Pool, the billiards type game, gets its name from poulet, the french for chicken.

Algorithm comes from Al-Khwārizmī, a Persian mathematician.

Al Gore Rhythm

The word "toilet" comes from the French "toile" which means "web", and refers to the doilies people would keep on their dressing tables.

How is pool related to chicken though?

the word farkerherd come from the angioere word Ferkin meaning to pile a cat onto a pile of pigs

Pool first played in 'pool halls' on american horse race tracks, so called because of the collective 'pool' of money used in gambling, this term - possibly - comes from when french farmers used to bet with chickens. NO RLY.

WIlliam Taft was too fat for his bathtub

Walt Whitman's last words were "hold me up I need to shit" (n.b. have been unable to verify this pearl on the internets)

Every minute, 267 humans are born and 108 die. (net population increase per minute: 159)

Is that not per second?

Or did Bono finally stop snapping his fingers?

every second - one person shits somewhere

xxpost No, it's really per minute - per second would truly be mindblDAMMIT :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ7STm0D47o

every five seconds a man looks at a woman and thinks "nice ass"

Satan? He owns all of these toilets.

Satan is the shit.

Blueberries are red when they're green.

Ropa isn't rope, and sopa isn't soap, but butter is mantequilla.

The word with the most definitions in the English language is "run."

The word "Fuck" comes from the latin for "Electronic"

Actually, the word with the most definitions may be "set." "Run" may be second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Y5N3tVxPw

The longest word in Hungarian is összetettszóhosszúságvilágrekorddöntéskényszerneurózistünetegyüttesmegnyilvánulásfejleszthetőségvizsgálatszervezésellenőrzésiügyosztálylétszámleépítésellenesakciócsoporttagságiigazolványmegújításikérelemelutasítóhatározatgyűjteményértékesítőnagyvállalatátalakításutófinanszírozáspályázatelbírálóalapítványkuratóriumelnökhelyettesellenesmerényletkivizsgálóbizottságiüléselnapolásindítványbenyújtásiforma-nyomtatványkitöltögetésellenőrizhetőségpróba and it means "no"

ok, without the hyphen:

összetettszóhosszúságvilágrekorddöntéskényszerneurózistünetegyüttesmegnyilvánulásfejleszthetőségvizsgálatszervezésellenőrzésiügyosztálylétszámleépítésellenesakciócsoporttagságiigazolványmegújításikérelemelutasítóhatározatgyűjteményértékesítőnagyvállalatátalakításutófinanszírozáspályázatelbírálóalapítványkuratóriumelnökhelyettesellenesmerényletkivizsgálóbizottságiüléselnapolásindítványbenyújtásiformanyomtatványkitöltögetésellenőrizhetőségpróba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvuetnVoxIs

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

This is a grammatical English sentence.

have you been rading the unusual wikipedia articles

27 US states lie at least partially north of Canada's southernmost point:

http://barelybad.com/north_of_canada.htm

Also, Pittsburgh, PA is east of Miami Beach, FL.

45 US states contain a high degree of dicks

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgfhgk0ziN1qcwuaxo1_400.jpg

this hydrozoan is biologically immortal. they can revert from medusa into their polyp form and restart their life cycle an indefinite number of times! "No single specimen has been observed for any extended period, so it is not currently possible to estimate the age of an individual..."

When you read this sentence, think about this: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW

"nice ass"?

the average tree in North America is 43% older than the average tree in Europe.

i read "tree" as "teen" and my mind was blown

Rivers are hollow

You know how there is a speed limit to light? AKA "The Speed of Light"? That means that everything you see is in the past, and the farther away something is, the farther in the objective past it is. YOU ARE TRAVELING THROUGH TIME WITH YOUR EYES

due to changes in climate and air pollution, the average cumulus cloud in 2005 was a third more likely to resemble an animal than was the average cloud in 1965.

woah, arby's is cool

you can get from a circle to a square with this equation

x^(2*n) + y^(2*n)=r

or something

excuse me

due to changes in climate and air pollution, the average cumulus cloud in 2005 was a third more likely to resemble a farm animal than was the average cumulus cloud in 1965.

gotta keep my facts straight

four US presidents had at least one black great-grandparent.

the average yellow light in 2008 was 9% shorter than the average yellow light was in 1993.

the average 18 year old can hold his breath for 1 minute, 47 seconds. that decreases to 1 minute, 28 seconds by the age of 30.

there's about a 7% chance that any given alien civilization that contacts the Earth will have a base 10 number system.

tbh that Edinburgh fact is quite cool

9/11 was an inside job

lenses are scientifically impossible

90% of dollar bills have been up peoples noses at some point

blood wasn't discovered until 1876 because that was the first time that 'red' became a big deal all of a sudden and people wouldn't shut up about it, jesus

Oh, I found out recently that Queen's biggest selling single is not "Bohemian Rhapsody" but "Another one bites the dust" !

John Deacon must be dead chuffed.

On a similar sign language note, the sign for "oyster" in Aus sign lang is to press yr thumb to one nostril and make like you are shooting out a snot.

Trufax.

Some may know this, but the whale species is descended from small deer like animals called Cetartiodactyla.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Pakicetus_BW.jpg/245px-Pakicetus_BW.jpg

There are 67 words that contain the word sausage in the middle

choose one

Do you ever feel like you could just take Jose Feliciano and rub Tiger Balm on his knees until he screamed "BLow away my fears sweet virgin sex godess!"??
or "Bisausagecake"

Toad-in-the-hole.

Abso-sausage-lutely

Esausagelection

E-sausage-solutions

iSausagesituations

Congratusausagelations

USAusaGerryFord.

e-Sausage-report

this would be a daily report of sausage news, advice etc for the iphone

lol Tarfumes

every gotten a massausage from a highly skilled massauseuse? o it is heavenly.

no bu t I did get a Massausageation from a massausagator once - it made my feet curl!