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yes yes Titty in Swallows and Amazons zzzzz i haf found a CORKAH which will take some beating viz:

"... though called Nerwen by her mother and Artanis ('noble woman') by her father, the name she chose to be her Sindarin name was Galadriel, 'for it was the most beautiful of her names, and had been given to her by her lover, Teleporno of the Teleri, whom she wedded later in Beleriand.' Teleporno is Celeborn, here given a dfifferent history..."

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Unfinished Tales p231. TELEPORNO!!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Look Mark he was just obeying the GENEALOGICAL RULES OF THE ELVISH TONGUE he had NO CHOICE but to call Teleporno that!

Swallows And Amazons was the Captain Pugwash of 1950's pub nostalgia convos.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:40 (twenty-three years ago)

SWALLOWS? Hur hur hur.

Morgoth is not RUDE but still makes me larff.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:41 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!!! elven SAUCE!

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Morgoth Less Elessar!!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, can I buy you a pint????? Or a THRONE from which you can RULE US ALL??

YES!!!!

Best! Title! Ever!!!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

~~in the darkness i shall bind you~~ ooer, ulp, shhh

Sadly I cannot use that title for that piece, as Morgoth is nevah once mentioned! I think I will finish the rough draft today!! It is gigantic of course.

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 08:57 (twenty-three years ago)

When it's done, send it to me! Yay!!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 09:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh god, I knew Teleporno would come up eventually. Dan Perry to thread, let's get this over with. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

also: shagrat and gorbag!! famous goblin stand-up duo, slayed em at the nurnen alcazar

S: Take my wife, Mr Gorbag! I mean, please!!
G: Wh-wh-where's me ringwraith?
*elven tumbleweed*

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Weren't they in Carter?

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

*grebo tumbleweed*

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate you, Tom Ewing!

I have a terrible week and to add insult to injury he keeps bringing up Carter over and over again.
It's just as bad as the doctor playing Mariah Carey's version of Against All Odds while I'm stuck there having a test done...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't believe i listed the only four "funny" names in all of KidLit. The next best i can come up with is Dido Twite.

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

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use othah NAMES please mr children's writer!!

YES!!!!