❝best photo of this rich russian guy❞

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obv fur coat and this is where the magic happens are the frontrunners but i'm going w/ this one http://i.imgur.com/4QiTn.jpg

balls, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

It's impossible. The best image is always the one you're looking at at that very moment.

Flaca (R Baez), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

dig it ladeeeez

http://i.imgur.com/8pBBP.jpg

matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

kitchen paintings.. I like how they line up so perfectly

stop listening to the lyrics so much. you're ruining music (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

Red tie and red shoes is (o_O)

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

also, plastic slipcovers over banquet table

matthew lesko.... in my ? (get bent), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

feel like thuggin in my jammies is gonna get overlooked http://i.imgur.com/GN0g3.jpg

Clay, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

I thought google translate was getting better over the years, but I dunno:

"Further, the uncle, okazyvaetstso on the site every other day proplachivaetstso to become Man of the Day and hung on the front page. And Goldilocks writes a modest man compliments of the Day. He is responsible. Type-tell about myself. It responds to some kind of nonsense in the style of a youngster about the prince, virginity, and so on. He answered - Listen, baby. I type very busy person, once I raise here all the tops. I'm not 40, and 60 years, and I long ago came from the world of great sex. Now I train young people. Do you want to write, phone, we will meet at the restaurant, and I heroically deprive you of innocence afterward. If I like it, maybe get married. Goldilocks is shocked, she answers, as you might think about me is? I'm still a girl! All just for my husband! To which he responds - and well, you fool, lohushka last, she refused such luck. If you change your mind, come and meet phone."

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

Pancake, this my, my, my man!!!

First sentence when I ran his entry through Babel Fish.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

wow i just found some more!!!

(kind of NSFWy pictures on the same page):

http://buzzinn.net/is-there-any-girl-interested-in-this/

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

might have to remake poll w/ the coat photos

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/any-girl-interested/any-girl-interested07.jpg

Ooooh, rookie mistake.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fNprt.jpg

he looks like captain ahab

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

elusive fucking white whale

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

It takes some serious bankroll to completely blow the competition out of the water in the ugly house contest like that.

Helping 3 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

and some more here: http://lista.se/listor/ryss-soker-fru-1335

including this, which may be my favorite:
http://i.imgur.com/t02y3.jpg

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

This dude probably has more money than God and could have all of us killed after making a couple of calls.

This house is almost surely modeled after a famous palace, right?

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/06/21/1277114136_4c1f3718b4ed4_0b5b740b45e005d7247d292a48293808_597_397.jpg

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

This is not an easy look to pull off. Owning it, imo.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

the track suit & chains pictures reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9dBiw7xfVU

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

do the comcast commercials with the rich russian guy air everywhere else?

goole, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^ Exactly what I was thinking. I was looking for the mini giraffe.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

ok via a google-translated comment here: http://avmalgin.livejournal.com/1828423.html

"Specifically, this project is a dating site krutomer.ru (by the people "chlenomer"), here there and there is this account, which has successfully amuses resource users for several years ... Igor does not in fact a bot, and hired an actor who uses promouta team this resource ..."

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Well, that's disillusioning.

Flaca (R Baez), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Of course he'd have a floor with Versace Medusa heads.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/06/21/1277113814_4c1f35d68055e_6893ac99a8a775c26db016abfc73d745_600_450.jpg

he must be proud of this makeup table

stop listening to the lyrics so much. you're ruining music (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder what he likes to talk about

Z S, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

"do you ever look into a mirror with a mirror within the mirror? at that point, you will see many, many mirrors. in 1994 i saw such a mirrored set of mirrors in Algiers, it was beautiful. i love you"

Z S, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

putin's kremlin has more gold embellishment in it than nick 2's did, iirc

my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh sorry, "medvedev's"

my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

If you change your mind, come and meet phone.

õ_Ò (Pillbox), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

Z S plz gif this man

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

rococo John Wayne Gacy murders homes

õ_Ò (Pillbox), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

fucking
hurt laughing.

It's impossible. The best image is always the one you're looking at at that very moment.

^would vote this

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

ok. what i actually voted for is the one where he's in bed dressed as colonel sanders.

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i think that one "says it all"

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

Z S plz gif this man

but which one? feel like this guy is a different planet, i don't even know how to walk there

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

If you don't vote for 12 you are a dead husk walking around like a person imo

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

Going with the last, though props to first for making it look like he's piloting a baroque spaceship.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

Also Empty Dining Table is kind of poignant.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

there is a real pathos to the varying degrees of how he occupies the photographs; like nervously propping a hand against a gold pillar or only gingerly sprawling on the corner of his bed. like you feel like he should have this full on henry viii sprawling messiness. maybe he took the photos himself, and was limited in mobility by having to set the timer and then dash and adopt a makeshift casual position.

(using no way as way) (schlump), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.moviepostershop.com/the-devils-double-movie-poster-2011-1010698658.jpg

Mark C, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/any-girl-interested/any-girl-interested17.jpg

rofl

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

this must be the guy those direct tv commercials are based on

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

That bathroom is as depressing as anything I've seen

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

Also:

"...I heroically deprive you of innocence afterward."

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

This house is almost surely modeled after a famous palace, right?

It's pure schmaltzy psuedo-Versailles kind of kitsch.

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, exactly.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

Though I do give him extra points for the plastic furniture covers

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

think i'm going to vote kitchen, just bc it seems like it was harder to impose a framework of decadence on something as utilitarian as a kitchen. like it's obviously v opulent but still awkwardly practical, eg it has work surfaces.

(using no way as way) (schlump), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for the kitchen one because of all of the plastic covers.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Can't believe this guy stole the life I should have led.

NickB, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

"Ladies, please to enjoy my collection of fine ceramic roosters."

http://i.imgur.com/EKGn5.jpg

Ad hom . . . in em's cock? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

Not to mention his collection of rare, invisible bric-a-brac on the left, there.

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

That's his incubator for ceramic chicks

NickB, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

He's cock of the walk.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

great poll

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

gotta say, this one was robbed
http://i.imgur.com/Wc436.jpg

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

^^i voted for that one

 (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

that is maybe the best pose, but it's hard for me to get past a) the tracksuit + chains b) the despair of the dining room table

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ "despair"

 (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

that photo has me pretty psyched for his Flight of the Navigator remake/vanity project

Cosmo Vitelli, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)


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