❝best photo of this rich russian guy❞

obv fur coat and this is where the magic happens are the frontrunners but i'm going w/ this one http://i.imgur.com/4QiTn.jpg

It's impossible. The best image is always the one you're looking at at that very moment.

dig it ladeeeez

http://i.imgur.com/8pBBP.jpg

kitchen paintings.. I like how they line up so perfectly

Red tie and red shoes is (o_O)

also, plastic slipcovers over banquet table

feel like thuggin in my jammies is gonna get overlooked http://i.imgur.com/GN0g3.jpg

I thought google translate was getting better over the years, but I dunno:

"Further, the uncle, okazyvaetstso on the site every other day proplachivaetstso to become Man of the Day and hung on the front page. And Goldilocks writes a modest man compliments of the Day. He is responsible. Type-tell about myself. It responds to some kind of nonsense in the style of a youngster about the prince, virginity, and so on. He answered - Listen, baby. I type very busy person, once I raise here all the tops. I'm not 40, and 60 years, and I long ago came from the world of great sex. Now I train young people. Do you want to write, phone, we will meet at the restaurant, and I heroically deprive you of innocence afterward. If I like it, maybe get married. Goldilocks is shocked, she answers, as you might think about me is? I'm still a girl! All just for my husband! To which he responds - and well, you fool, lohushka last, she refused such luck. If you change your mind, come and meet phone."

Pancake, this my, my, my man!!!

First sentence when I ran his entry through Babel Fish.

wow i just found some more!!!

(kind of NSFWy pictures on the same page):

http://buzzinn.net/is-there-any-girl-interested-in-this/

might have to remake poll w/ the coat photos

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/any-girl-interested/any-girl-interested07.jpg

Ooooh, rookie mistake.

http://i.imgur.com/fNprt.jpg

he looks like captain ahab

elusive fucking white whale

It takes some serious bankroll to completely blow the competition out of the water in the ugly house contest like that.

and some more here: http://lista.se/listor/ryss-soker-fru-1335

including this, which may be my favorite:
http://i.imgur.com/t02y3.jpg

This dude probably has more money than God and could have all of us killed after making a couple of calls.

This house is almost surely modeled after a famous palace, right?

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/06/21/1277114136_4c1f3718b4ed4_0b5b740b45e005d7247d292a48293808_597_397.jpg

This is not an easy look to pull off. Owning it, imo.

the track suit & chains pictures reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9dBiw7xfVU

do the comcast commercials with the rich russian guy air everywhere else?

^^^^ Exactly what I was thinking. I was looking for the mini giraffe.

ok via a google-translated comment here: http://avmalgin.livejournal.com/1828423.html

"Specifically, this project is a dating site krutomer.ru (by the people "chlenomer"), here there and there is this account, which has successfully amuses resource users for several years ... Igor does not in fact a bot, and hired an actor who uses promouta team this resource ..."

Well, that's disillusioning.

Of course he'd have a floor with Versace Medusa heads.

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/06/21/1277113814_4c1f35d68055e_6893ac99a8a775c26db016abfc73d745_600_450.jpg

he must be proud of this makeup table

i wonder what he likes to talk about

"do you ever look into a mirror with a mirror within the mirror? at that point, you will see many, many mirrors. in 1994 i saw such a mirrored set of mirrors in Algiers, it was beautiful. i love you"

putin's kremlin has more gold embellishment in it than nick 2's did, iirc

oh sorry, "medvedev's"

If you change your mind, come and meet phone.

Z S plz gif this man

rococo John Wayne Gacy murders homes

fucking
hurt laughing.

It's impossible. The best image is always the one you're looking at at that very moment.

^would vote this

ok. what i actually voted for is the one where he's in bed dressed as colonel sanders.

yeah i think that one "says it all"

Z S plz gif this man

but which one? feel like this guy is a different planet, i don't even know how to walk there

If you don't vote for 12 you are a dead husk walking around like a person imo

Going with the last, though props to first for making it look like he's piloting a baroque spaceship.

Also Empty Dining Table is kind of poignant.

there is a real pathos to the varying degrees of how he occupies the photographs; like nervously propping a hand against a gold pillar or only gingerly sprawling on the corner of his bed. like you feel like he should have this full on henry viii sprawling messiness. maybe he took the photos himself, and was limited in mobility by having to set the timer and then dash and adopt a makeshift casual position.

http://images.moviepostershop.com/the-devils-double-movie-poster-2011-1010698658.jpg

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/any-girl-interested/any-girl-interested17.jpg

rofl

this must be the guy those direct tv commercials are based on

That bathroom is as depressing as anything I've seen

Also:

"...I heroically deprive you of innocence afterward."

This house is almost surely modeled after a famous palace, right?

It's pure schmaltzy psuedo-Versailles kind of kitsch.

Yeah, exactly.

Though I do give him extra points for the plastic furniture covers

think i'm going to vote kitchen, just bc it seems like it was harder to impose a framework of decadence on something as utilitarian as a kitchen. like it's obviously v opulent but still awkwardly practical, eg it has work surfaces.

I voted for the kitchen one because of all of the plastic covers.

Can't believe this guy stole the life I should have led.

"Ladies, please to enjoy my collection of fine ceramic roosters."

http://i.imgur.com/EKGn5.jpg

Not to mention his collection of rare, invisible bric-a-brac on the left, there.

That's his incubator for ceramic chicks

He's cock of the walk.

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great poll

gotta say, this one was robbed
http://i.imgur.com/Wc436.jpg

^^i voted for that one

that is maybe the best pose, but it's hard for me to get past a) the tracksuit + chains b) the despair of the dining room table

lol @ "despair"

that photo has me pretty psyched for his Flight of the Navigator remake/vanity project