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A collection of men in British public life who have shitty hair.

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A UK version of the popular Americano-centric thread.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Russell Brand
http://static.igossip.com/photos/celeb9_acting_10829_russell_brand.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01203/boris-johnson-460_1203842c.jpg
Obviously

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01363/lyons-682_1363847a.jpg

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

We're spoilt for choice in this country, aren't we.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

it's the tubby + sixpack that's most offensive about that one.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

how...is that even possible?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

Selective liposuction.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

Either that or he sleeps face down in one of those Greek style armour breastplates.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

who on earth is that

thomp, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

Someone on the C5 reboot of Celebrity Big Brother.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

dunno know why he didn't select to have the fat liposucked out

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

first thing i thought of was

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/community-chase_l.jpg?w=240&h=320

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like he is trying to digest a tortoise he just swallowed whole?

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

maybe its penmanship

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

Who the fuck is that sixpack guy? He looks like a hapless villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

bebop, rocksteady and cuntbag

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/zobovor/bebop_kitbash_cartoon.jpg

^^^ Same dude.

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

it's mr paparazzi darryn lyons of course

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

That looks like an insect abdomen.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

bebop, rocksteady and cuntbag

lol of shame

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe this isn't a nahk thread

zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

cmon uk there must be more besides those three

the USA thread is chock full of shitty hair already

don't tell me there aren't dire haircuts galore in Blighty

the tune is space, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

boris johnson's hair is the least lamentable thing about him

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i feel like this would be all too easy

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Si2mx.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Simon_Cowell.jpg/220px-Simon_Cowell.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

A haircut you'd expect to see on a 15 year old boy, not a 39 year old man.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/12/1273660883875/Charlie-Brooker-006.jpg
(Charlie Brooker btw, not the singer from Erasure)

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

i can't find a photo of andrew neil which shows the auburn weetabix in its full glory.

jed_, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

See also old pics of Arthur Scargill, Terry Wogan, Frank Bough...

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/cm/cosmopolitanuk/images/je/or_1c79e80f125121174915836.jpg

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.luxuryup.com/images/shave-richard-bransons-legs-for-us650000-_1.jpg

conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/6/3/kasabian-pic-getty-771942025.jpg

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thom_yorke.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/207/Jarvis_Cocker_in_17_1_1216830326_crop_318x241.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/Jack-Whitehall415.jpg

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.palomabeach.com/rodStewart.jpg
(that one's not too bad, but Rod has rocked some terrible haircuts over the years)

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

I thought his hair was always kind of the same.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.startrip.tv/images/6a00d8341bfcfe53ef010536f84c3d970b.jpg
RIP and much respect, but this hairdo is a mess.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/3/3/mp-michael-fabricant-pic-sm-pa-542346707.jpg

xp MEN

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

I feel that we're running so short of suitable male candidates that we have to admit women with notable hairstyles as well.

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

(but yeah I forgot to read the title of a thread that I started)

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Fuck I wish it were Friday already...

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Come on people, you're slipping!

http://d3em95xe1a3qkv.cloudfront.net/boisdale.co.uk/members/images/Andrew%20Neil@Editor-in-Chief%20of.3.jpg

Neil S, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

so many drowned rats

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

remember the mane

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/jonathan-ross-photo.jpg

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2008/12/04/peter_stringfellow_1995_allstar_credit_body_152x203.jpg

global champion?

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.belgraviacentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Christian-Jessen.jpg

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i noticed all the pictures of Liam with a woman's haircut seem to have been disappeared...quite odd

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.knaufdrywall.co.uk/images/newsfeeds/Gary+Rhodes_8000206_18918298_0_0_6001046_300.jpg

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00274/Strange_But_True_1-_274164t.jpg

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/18/article-1321681-0BAB3C86000005DC-8_224x423.jpg
crick's so variable, can look fine one moment then like a full combover the next

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theinbetweenersmusic.co.uk/images/gallery/cast/jay/inbetweeners_jay2.jpg

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/6/3/kasabian-pic-getty-771942025.jpg

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/hari-364--130934533639265200.jpg

Stevie T, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord3/dec2010/6/9/joanna-yeates-image-1-390724866.jpg

libellous fate threw this man's hat into the ring, yet in truth the only people he kills are sharpe and stringfellow in the battle for the worst haircut of all time.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00186/F_200612_december13_186462a.jpg

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_azWmV5p47Rs/SEgl7rIpbaI/AAAAAAAAAkI/5P488OeyDGg/s400/fred+west.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.wuzzup.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bill-bailey.jpg

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Dennis_Nilsen.jpg/220px-Dennis_Nilsen.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/john.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

At least a third of these have just been 'people who have haircuts' as far as I can tell. I'm thinking we might need a thread of what British ilxors think is a good haircut, because it seems to have run the gamut of most possible styles.

xpost ewwwww I did not need to see that.

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

lol Kasabian tossers have been posted about 3 times now

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

there are loads of styles not represented here...

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

a good haircut mostly doesn't draw attention to itself imo hence difficult to google for "good" haircuts

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

we need a poll on this. i seriously reckon yeates landlord dude is global champion. his haircut is prob largely responsible for the tabloid demonisation of him.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.dagnatt.com/sistenytt/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/silva_280x390_514984a-215x300.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't the Yeates landlord have a purple rinse or something in some of his younger photos? I might be imagining that though.

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ameyawdebrah.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Benoit-Assou-Ekotto.jpg

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

i thought better of actually posting a pic of stuart cable rip...but he's gotta be top 5 too.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

top 2

Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://socialmediapress.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/raoulmoat.jpg

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

why do murderers have such shit haircuts

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

it's a crime

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

too many footballers so just posted the worst

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

(hairvinho)

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

It's why they're so angry imo. xxp

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

andy carroll xpost

LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.globalbass.com/archives/apr2001/nickface.jpg

^ this is pretty much my all-time champ and it makes sad that we'll never see its like again. That whole mullet/braids/birds-nest thing, it's just awful haircut on top of awful haircut.

NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

a good haircut mostly doesn't draw attention to itself imo hence difficult to google for "good" haircuts

― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 25, 2011

a Saki hero had socks which "compelled one's attention without losing one's respect"

zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2010/01/27/markkermodecreditbbc-LST069602.jpg

NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

lol i saw kermode on the guardian site a second ago and thought of posting him here

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.umbusiness.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-gove-250a-100610.jpg

NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

tbf his hitlerjugend hair is probably the best thing about him

NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

cozo actually wins via that telly doc fud

conrad, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah was going to say Gove's haircut is possibly the least objectionable thing about him.

Neil S, Friday, 26 August 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Cheggers Plays Pop has a crap haircut
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1979/gallery/images/340/cheggers.jpg

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

The Top Gear guys are an interesting case because it seems as if at any one time they have to have a certain quota of hair length between them, and they can vary who has it longer or shorter as long as overall shared length is maintained.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 26 August 2011 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

JLC here surely wins this thread? It's the only one I'm still smdh over several hours later.

kinder, Friday, 26 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

cheggers haircut is magnificent!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/liam-gallagher-man-city-home-shirt.jpg

gonna post him yet again cos his is my absolute most hated

combination of geezer cuntness with preened sickly ladies coiffure is SO GROSS

r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2011 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PynFq.jpg

prego, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

ugh backlighting not doing liam any favors either

goole, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

dude's had so many awful hairstyles
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05Ie62n9KfdiB/220x.jpg

salsa shark, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:02 (fifteen years ago)


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