A UK version of the popular Americano-centric thread.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
Russell Brandhttp://static.igossip.com/photos/celeb9_acting_10829_russell_brand.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01203/boris-johnson-460_1203842c.jpgObviously
― Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01363/lyons-682_1363847a.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
We're spoilt for choice in this country, aren't we.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
it's the tubby + sixpack that's most offensive about that one.
― Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
how...is that even possible?
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
Selective liposuction.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:05 (fifteen years ago)
Either that or he sleeps face down in one of those Greek style armour breastplates.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
who on earth is that
― thomp, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
Someone on the C5 reboot of Celebrity Big Brother.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
dunno know why he didn't select to have the fat liposucked out
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
first thing i thought of was
http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/community-chase_l.jpg?w=240&h=320
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
Looks like he is trying to digest a tortoise he just swallowed whole?
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)
maybe its penmanship
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
Who the fuck is that sixpack guy? He looks like a hapless villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
bebop, rocksteady and cuntbag
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
http://members.fortunecity.com/zobovor/bebop_kitbash_cartoon.jpg
^^^ Same dude.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
it's mr paparazzi darryn lyons of course
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
That looks like an insect abdomen.
― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
lol of shame
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
can't believe this isn't a nahk thread
― zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
cmon uk there must be more besides those three
the USA thread is chock full of shitty hair already
don't tell me there aren't dire haircuts galore in Blighty
― the tune is space, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
boris johnson's hair is the least lamentable thing about him
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i feel like this would be all too easy
― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Si2mx.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Simon_Cowell.jpg/220px-Simon_Cowell.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:02 (fifteen years ago)
A haircut you'd expect to see on a 15 year old boy, not a 39 year old man.http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/12/1273660883875/Charlie-Brooker-006.jpg(Charlie Brooker btw, not the singer from Erasure)
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
i can't find a photo of andrew neil which shows the auburn weetabix in its full glory.
― jed_, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
See also old pics of Arthur Scargill, Terry Wogan, Frank Bough...
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/cm/cosmopolitanuk/images/je/or_1c79e80f125121174915836.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.luxuryup.com/images/shave-richard-bransons-legs-for-us650000-_1.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/images/oasis-liam-gallagher.jpg
http://lipstickandpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Liam-Gallagher-Liam-Galla-0011.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00814/Liam_Gallagher_814658a.jpg
http://www.teensay.com/resources/musicpictures/liam-gallagher-blasts-noel-again-421fvy.jpg
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/6/3/kasabian-pic-getty-771942025.jpg
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thom_yorke.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/207/Jarvis_Cocker_in_17_1_1216830326_crop_318x241.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/Jack-Whitehall415.jpg
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.palomabeach.com/rodStewart.jpg(that one's not too bad, but Rod has rocked some terrible haircuts over the years)
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
I thought his hair was always kind of the same.
― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.startrip.tv/images/6a00d8341bfcfe53ef010536f84c3d970b.jpgRIP and much respect, but this hairdo is a mess.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/3/3/mp-michael-fabricant-pic-sm-pa-542346707.jpg
xp MEN
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
I feel that we're running so short of suitable male candidates that we have to admit women with notable hairstyles as well.
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
(but yeah I forgot to read the title of a thread that I started)
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
Fuck I wish it were Friday already...
Come on people, you're slipping!
http://d3em95xe1a3qkv.cloudfront.net/boisdale.co.uk/members/images/Andrew%20Neil@Editor-in-Chief%20of.3.jpg
― Neil S, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
so many drowned rats
― The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Wayne-rooney-hair-transplant-first-picture-25090-newsmediaimages.jpg
― conrad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
remember the mane
― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/jonathan-ross-photo.jpg
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2008/12/04/peter_stringfellow_1995_allstar_credit_body_152x203.jpg
global champion?
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.belgraviacentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Christian-Jessen.jpg
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i noticed all the pictures of Liam with a woman's haircut seem to have been disappeared...quite odd
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.knaufdrywall.co.uk/images/newsfeeds/Gary+Rhodes_8000206_18918298_0_0_6001046_300.jpg
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theconfidenceinterval.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/396px-Vince_Cable_March_2008.jpg
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00274/Strange_But_True_1-_274164t.jpg
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/18/article-1321681-0BAB3C86000005DC-8_224x423.jpgcrick's so variable, can look fine one moment then like a full combover the next
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theinbetweenersmusic.co.uk/images/gallery/cast/jay/inbetweeners_jay2.jpg
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://photos.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/hari-364--130934533639265200.jpg
― Stevie T, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord3/dec2010/6/9/joanna-yeates-image-1-390724866.jpg
libellous fate threw this man's hat into the ring, yet in truth the only people he kills are sharpe and stringfellow in the battle for the worst haircut of all time.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00186/F_200612_december13_186462a.jpg
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_azWmV5p47Rs/SEgl7rIpbaI/AAAAAAAAAkI/5P488OeyDGg/s400/fred+west.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wuzzup.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bill-bailey.jpg
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u3D7kCdnYZs/TPoHImFEwaI/AAAAAAAAAKA/kYnSZcCvV2w/s1600/David-Icke-launches-h-2932.jpg
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Dennis_Nilsen.jpg/220px-Dennis_Nilsen.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/john.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
At least a third of these have just been 'people who have haircuts' as far as I can tell. I'm thinking we might need a thread of what British ilxors think is a good haircut, because it seems to have run the gamut of most possible styles.
xpost ewwwww I did not need to see that.
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
lol Kasabian tossers have been posted about 3 times now
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
there are loads of styles not represented here...
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
a good haircut mostly doesn't draw attention to itself imo hence difficult to google for "good" haircuts
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
we need a poll on this. i seriously reckon yeates landlord dude is global champion. his haircut is prob largely responsible for the tabloid demonisation of him.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.dagnatt.com/sistenytt/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/silva_280x390_514984a-215x300.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
Didn't the Yeates landlord have a purple rinse or something in some of his younger photos? I might be imagining that though.
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ameyawdebrah.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Benoit-Assou-Ekotto.jpg
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
i thought better of actually posting a pic of stuart cable rip...but he's gotta be top 5 too.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
top 2
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://socialmediapress.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/raoulmoat.jpg
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
why do murderers have such shit haircuts
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
it's a crime
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
too many footballers so just posted the worst
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
(hairvinho)
It's why they're so angry imo. xxp
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
andy carroll xpost
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.globalbass.com/archives/apr2001/nickface.jpg
^ this is pretty much my all-time champ and it makes sad that we'll never see its like again. That whole mullet/braids/birds-nest thing, it's just awful haircut on top of awful haircut.
― NickB, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 25, 2011
a Saki hero had socks which "compelled one's attention without losing one's respect"
― zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2010/01/27/markkermodecreditbbc-LST069602.jpg
― NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/2681/john_robb_1252335785_crop_320x240.jpg
― NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol i saw kermode on the guardian site a second ago and thought of posting him here
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 August 2011 12:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.umbusiness.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/michael-gove-250a-100610.jpg
― NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
tbf his hitlerjugend hair is probably the best thing about him
― NickB, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:51 (fifteen years ago)
cozo actually wins via that telly doc fud
― conrad, Friday, 26 August 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)
xp yeah was going to say Gove's haircut is possibly the least objectionable thing about him.
― Neil S, Friday, 26 August 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
Cheggers Plays Pop has a crap haircuthttp://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1979/gallery/images/340/cheggers.jpg
― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Friday, 26 August 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
The Top Gear guys are an interesting case because it seems as if at any one time they have to have a certain quota of hair length between them, and they can vary who has it longer or shorter as long as overall shared length is maintained.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 26 August 2011 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
JLC here surely wins this thread? It's the only one I'm still smdh over several hours later.
― kinder, Friday, 26 August 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
cheggers haircut is magnificent!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/liam-gallagher-man-city-home-shirt.jpg
gonna post him yet again cos his is my absolute most hated
combination of geezer cuntness with preened sickly ladies coiffure is SO GROSS
― r|t|c, Saturday, 27 August 2011 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/PynFq.jpg
― prego, Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
ugh backlighting not doing liam any favors either
― goole, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
dude's had so many awful hairstyleshttp://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05Ie62n9KfdiB/220x.jpg
― salsa shark, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:02 (fifteen years ago)