Worst of the Top Ten Cheapest Celebrity Tippers

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10. Rachael Ray shows up on quite a few lists of measly tippers. "Tipped $1 on a $10 tab" according to List of the Day, which also accuses her of "promoting less than a 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch!" Rachael might have to rename her series of $40 a Day books $40 a Day -- Not Including Gratuities.

9. Bill Cosby is ranked #6 on Glamorati's list of 34 notoriously bad tippers, and the Cos makes it onto just about every other list too. He is said to have once left a $3 tip on a $350 order. This from a man who preaches about the importance of setting a good example.

8. Sean Penn and three others had "New Orleans waiters waiting on them hand and foot. The tip left on a $450 tab? Absolutely nothing. There are lots of instances of Sean Penn stiffing waitstaff," Glamorati reports. He takes the number three spot on the Frisky's compilation of measly stars as well. Of course Penn was in N.O. helping out poor people, so let's at least acknowledge he's generous with his time, if not his money.

7. Mariah Carey is said to have kept a restaurant open late with a very large party. Glamorati, getting its info from the New York Post, wrote that "Mariah and crew were very diva-ish with their demands. Despite keeping staffers jumping and a high tab, no one left a tip."

6. Usher is consistently cited as one of the worst tippers, including the Stained Apron's 44 tipping "sinners," and the number five spot on the Frisky. "Always tries to get someone else to pick up the bill," reports glamorati.com. More damning is the oft-repeated tale of Usher having once left his autograph as a tip.

5. Jeremy Piven, according to Zimbio, showed up at Nobu in Aspen with a party of 12 -- without a reservation. After being seated and served, Piven reportedly told the manager: "Thanks for nothing," and left a signed Entourage DVD as the tip -- which is at least a bit more generous than an autograph. According to the story, a Nobu employee hurled the box at Piven as he was leaving, and Piven was banned from ever returning to Nobu. Sounds like something Ari Gold, his Entourage character, might do. The act earned Piven the number one "worst tipper" on Zimbio's list of ten worst tippers, number two on thefrisky.com, and at or near the top on most others. We would have placed him higher, but he doesn't make as much money as most folks on this list, and it's just one incident.

4. LeBron James comes in at number four on thefrisky.com's list, and perhaps for good reason. Seems he once made a Cleveland steak house stay open until 4 in the morning so he could finish his feast. The bill: $800. The tip: $10. Obviously LeBron is waiting to win a championship and use the windfall for tipping.

3. Barbra Streisand is mentioned again and again for being a cheap tipper as well as a rude and demanding customer. Glamorati says, "Doesn't always tip." Thefrisky.com notes that at a New York restaurant, Babs once "left a $10 tip for a $457 tab." That's not so funny, girl.

2. Madonna: It's just like the old days: Madonna comes in number one on chart after chart. Glamorati in 2008 named Madonna numero uno in its list of the 34 stingiest celebs. "Doesn't always leave a tip, and when she does it's a cheap one." A year later, List of the Day put her atop its cheapster listing and reported that Madonna and then-husband Guy Ritchie left an $18 tip on a $400 tab (Madonna's worth, incidentally, is estimated to be in the hundreds of millions). Madge is also the cover girl for bad tippers at thefrisky.com, nabbed the number five spot on zimbio.com's list of worst tippers, and also appears LoveToKnow's survey as well.

1. Tiger Woods came in number four on Zimbio's scrooge compilation and was cited on every single list. The reason he doesn't tip: The man worth more than $500 million says it's because he never carries cash. The Frisky reports Tiger dated "a gal in Las Vegas who had to tip for him whenever they went out." And according to List of the Day ,Tiger once "pulled a mulligan on a $5 tip, repocketing the money meant for a waitress after realizing he had tipped her earlier in the evening. He was possibly distracted by the $10,000 hand of blackjack he was playing." Hey, Tiger, we have a tip for you: When it comes to leaving money for those who are serving you, just do it.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Jeremy Piven 4
Tiger Woods 3
Bill Cosby 3
Mariah Carey 2
Usher 2
LeBron James 2
Rachel Ray 2
Sean Penn 0
Barbra Streisand 0
Madonna 0


thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

wish I could vote for all of these shitbirds

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

I wuz gonna vote for Mulligan, whoever he is...

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

I think Rachael Ray might be the worst for promoting stingy tipping on her show

thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

^^^

But the sheer dickishness of Piven's DVD is pretty awful too.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

maybe since many of them did nto grow up with money theyt retain their sense of scrappiness - of course this is only one side of the story. maybe some of them just forgot

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

This says more about me than about his tipping skills, but I really didn't know that Jermemy Piven had been involved in anything since PCU.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

Like, I had to google image search the guy and was like "PCU?"

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

its funny how piven was like this everyman schlub back in the 90s, and now he's this guy:

http://www.mutineermagazine.com/img/blog/0809/jeremy_piven_001.jpg

voted tiger woods

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

ctrl+f "frogbs"... "Phrase not found"

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/tumblr_lp1vloy7kP1qbn6wdo2_250.gif

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

Its also funny to see Piven's hairline in reverse. With most actors you go back to their early movies and think, "wow, forgot how much hair he used to have!". When you go back to PCU its like, "wow, dude had like no hair when he was younger, nice plugs".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

The reason [Tiger] doesn't tip: The man worth more than $500 million says it's because he never carries cash.

somebody plz hurl a golfclub thru this douche's windoh wait

They piled into my vagina, fingering everything in sight. (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

maybe the food or service was shit...wouldn't totally excuse them but would excuse them a little.

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

of course this is only one side of the story. maybe some of them just forgot

maybe the food or service was shit...wouldn't totally excuse them but would excuse them a little.

itt posters with L and G initials defend ultrarich people

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

or maybe these stories are just bullshit?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

so someone is always guilty of anything some shit celeb site accuses them of based on their bank balance? right...

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol y so serious?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

not like i'm about to defend sean penn or fucking jeremy piven but this stuff is pretty stupid

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just sayin', living in the Chicago area means I've heard plenty of stories of how awful Piven can be, so his for one I 100% believe.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

in any event, i voted jeremy piven on account of his name being listed as a poll option in a thread where "worst" is in the title

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

But as a former server, I'm 100% down with consistent non-tippers getting called out for it.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

Piven was a camp counselor of mine when I was eleven. I had broken/taped glasses, and he called me "Einstein." Fucker.

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

I think Rachael Ray might be the worst for promoting stingy tipping on her show

That's one of the reasons that $40 a day show really irritated me. She wasn't being "economical" by stiffing her servers, she was just being a miserly asshole. Now her fans think that's proper behavior.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

do you have other stories about j. piven, camp counselor xpost

puerile fantasies (Matt P), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

dont dis racehal ray - she's from Lake George

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

so someone is always guilty of anything some shit celeb site accuses them of based on their bank balance? right...

lol I'm sure Usher is at home right now, inconsolable because some blog called him a bad tipper

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Sadly, no. None of the kids liked him, though (even the ones he didn't make fun of). xp

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sorry but that signed DVD story is hysterical

he either planned on leaving the signed DVD as a tip all along or he just happens to walk around with Entourage DVDs that he can sign and distribute

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

this whole thing about rachael ray "promoting bad tipping" on that show is really hilarious

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

lolling at the idea of a suburban mom being like "hmm, look at that, rachael only tipped 16% for lunch, that's something to think about". there's a new class of housewives out there, stiffing servers all across the country, all thanks to the evils of "$40 a day"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

it's kind of funny how many of these ppl get brought up as the worst ppl on Earth outside of the tipping genre

I mean, even Bill Cosby is now regarded as a dour out of touch scoldface

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

I thought Rachel Ray was more culpable of spreading horrible cooking than bad tipping

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

lol I'm sure Usher is at home right now, inconsolable because some blog called him a bad tipper

if you think that's the point i'm not getting into it...

LocalGarda, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

these stories create a feedback loop where someone famous gets shitty service, doesn't tip, gets talked about, receives shitty service from the next person because hey they don't tip anyway, rinse and repeat

also lol Tiger, tip on yr damn credit card

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

No, I get that your point is that we shouldn't believe everything some little blog says abotu a celebrity, which is fair enough. But I also think that there has been demonstrable evidence (i.e. Rachel Ray's show) and enough stories about the douchiness of others (Piven, Usher) that its not hard to believe that there might be some kernel of truth in these.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

2. Madonna: It's just like the old days: Madonna comes in number one on chart after chart.

except for the part where she's number 2 on this list

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Tonight you're gettin' dinner and I'm gettin' stiffed
Chaaaanging plaaaaces

reggae night staple center (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

expound on usher's documented douchiness plz

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

rofl eazy

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure that rachael ray's "documented history" of being a bad tipper is based less on an ideological bias against properly tipping servers and being bound by the confines of a stupid show called "$40 a day"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

and more on being bound etc

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they all just thought they were in england

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, but eat at a food truck if the only way you can eat cheap is not tipping or tipping poorly. xp

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

expound on usher's documented douchiness plz

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

people who've been on TV whom you've pwned

joe, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

but.. I tip at food trucks too!
xp

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

DAMMIT JOE I WAS JUST POSTING THAT

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

if i was rich i'd always tip generously, no matter what. i'm pretty much poor and i still round up from 15% every single time.

basically if you eat somewhere with a waiter you're signing up for that additional expense, end of discussion.

✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

in defence of the english, if mariah carey's party was very large it was probably one of her own staff not her responsible that one time -- plus "getting its info from the New York Post"

i voted cosby bcz you can only take so much

mark s, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Mariah and crew were very diva-ish with their demands

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

that's probably the most shocking revelation of this whole thing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

basically if you eat somewhere with a waiter you're signing up for that additional expense, end of discussion.

I'd be content if all restaurants just worked off the fast-food/cashier/get it to the table your own damn self model, but it's impossible to get like, Thai or Indian that way.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

I will defend Rachel Ray to the last breath!!!!!

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

I'd be content if all restaurants just worked off the fast-food/cashier/get it to the table your own damn self model, but it's impossible to get like, Thai or Indian that way.

I would like to introduce you to this radical thing called a buffet

also have you never seen food court Indian/Thai places (or is Boston just magical and singular in having that)

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

'hey wait, that's our food'

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

responsible for the tipping i meant: whole obv mariah crew obv divas cosby-style

mark s, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

I'm trolling, lightly. I love restaurants and hate standing up. But I've seen like 2 Indian food court places and 0 Thai food court places in my life.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

can't you get thai/indian take out?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

that was my next post, lol

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

i voted cosby bcz you can only take so much

c'mon, this is just another platform for his Mean Old Man persona

*Dr Morbius joke here*

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

Well if you damn hipsters had any clue who Art Linkletter was, you'd know he was one of the most notorious non-tippers ever.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

I hear Jean Luc Picard is a great tipper

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

i get takeout from a local Indian place all the time...if i pay w/ a credit card they give me a little receipt with a 'tip' space on it and i compulsively feel the need to tip even though i'm getting carryout (so i pay w/ cash now)

✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

I still tip like 5-10% on takeout orders

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Me too, leave a buck or two.

reggae night staple center (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

i'll tip for takeout at places i frequent, otherwise prolly not

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone tip at macdonalds?

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

I put my coins in the Ronald McDonald House box, if that counts

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Much prefer the stories of celebrities who leave crazy tips.

great celebrity tippers I have known: Bobby Hull, Dimebag Darrell (RIP), Jorge Posada. The Yankees in general circa 2000-2002 had a rep for renting out private rooms at restaurants to eat in peace and tipping fat.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

I once tried to tip at a Burger King drive thru, because there was a wait for fries and the guy walked them out to my car. He very strenuously -- not dickishly, but somewhat fearfully -- refused. I think managers frown on their workers receiving tips. xp

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, its always weird when that happens. When my wife and I bought our crib, this younger kid schlepped it out to our car and helped load it into the back and everything, but refused both attempts by my wife and I to give him a tip. It was exactly like you said, not dickishly, but somewhat fearfully.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

re: the cheapest generally being considered the worst people on Earth

http://www.glamorati.com/celebrity/2008/top-20-celebrity-tippers-that-we-know-of/
most of the reputed good tippers are people everyone likes (Paris, Mike Tyson not so much)

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

had to double-check the date on that article to make sure Zombie Paul Newman isn't terrorizing restaurants

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Zombie Paul Newman would still be a prince among (undead) men.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

"I love your salad dressings!"
"Thank you! I love your BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS"

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

HULKSTER just went up 200% in my eyes!!!

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ Latham Green, its okay to believe random shit written on the internet about celebrities only if its positive?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

CORRECT 300%

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

My friend tends bar at (name of williamsburg hipster mecca redacted) and based on his stories I have no problem doubting the ones quoted here.

Matt "new Doctor" Smith, by the way-- shit tipper.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

He probably didn't understand your curious tipping customs

Number None, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 9 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 10 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)


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