LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

OK?

boom

...and all the bad thread happen <pause> miles away
And suggest bans never bother you.
You grant a mod req while the rest of us try to...

in b4 DJP

There is certainly a good tradition of love and hate on ILX....

wow this thread took off

I don't get the reference, and I've been very quiet with my IDGIs for quite some time, so could someone please explain it to me?

― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:12 AM (49 minutes ago)

Vision Creation Newsun is a 1999 album by Boredoms released by WEA Japan. The standard one-disc edition was released in Japan December 10, 1999 and in the United States the following year by Birdman Records.

Natassia Gail Zolot (born September 24, 1989), better known by her stage name Kreayshawn, is an American rapper, editior and director.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:14 AM (48 minutes ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmnbKBsOzsA

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:14 AM (47 minutes ago)

KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:15 AM (47 minutes ago)

yeah idgi other than you're subbing "kreayshawn" for "creation", which is pretty much what the rapper's name is punning anyway?

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:16 AM (45 minutes ago)

Holy shit, I wasted one of my precious IDGIs.

― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:19 AM (42 minutes ago)

hmmm lets see if this one works out of context:

no no you guys this one's pretty easy

"I look outside my window and I watch the Cars" - Paul is in London where Roy Thomas Baker is producing their debut, he sees them arriving at the studio daily for tracking
"I fear I'll do some damage one fine day" - he is thinking of covering one of their songs in his own style
"but I would not be found guilty by a jury of my peers" - old hippies will love my Cars cover no matter what it sounds like
"still crazy after all these years" - I am an axe murderer

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:57 PM (2 days ago)

as an actual scientist, i can tell you there is no actual science in anything you say.

― caek, Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha

Thread?

9/11

figures

Knitting on the train during crowded rush hour traffic. What makes you think this is okay?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:53 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do it jon and will continue forever as Jesus holds my hands

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well Jesus doesn't ride my route, so go for it I fuess.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:57 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He is in your heart always, and sometimes your liver

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:58 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I haven't been able to single out just one Latham Green post for this thread, but I think he deserves an award for outstanding service.

You know 'sleazy' is a better than 'a milli'

― prego, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They really don't do challops like they used to.

― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:37 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a challop a challop a challop a cha a cha a challop a challop

― lil dawg (some dude), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:40 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wasn’t there, like, a hipster caveman? - some guy with a mustache

― :: (Lamp), Thursday, September 1, 2011 3:02 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

These films were never that good. You were six.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:46 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

omg

― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:47 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And you were forty-eight, its okay.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:47 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i can never decide whether to admire nth-wave ska bands fot their never say die spirit or wish we still fed people to lions.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:29 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

Roffle:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-offers-a-compelling-argument-against,61224/

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:14 AM (4 minutes ago)

who CGI'd a ring of flesh around his neck

― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:15 AM (2 minutes ago)

Arby's

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:16 AM (1 minute ago)

thats no cgi man thats real steakfat

― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:17 AM (13 seconds ago)

I care about both of these combined less than the green album.

― esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Thursday, September 1, 2011 1:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're so cool for dismissing awesome 90's weezer. i wish i was cool like you.

― billstevejim, Thursday, September 1, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rivers cuomo would consider that a good chorus in 2011

― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, September 1, 2011 2:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

awesome.

i can't stop hearing that to the tune of "buddy holly" now

you're SO cool for dismissing 90s weezer
i WISH that i could be cool like you

oh shit

i don't care what some dude says about weezer anyway
i don't care about that

doo doo doo
duh doo duh doo

thank got forks showed up or that dead horse would have remained unkicked

i lolled

'kicking a dead horse' is a saying now?

how else you gonna know if the horse is dead

there's a 'dead horse' now?

http://www.abbeytheatre.ie/images/sized/images/uploads/user/shop/KickingADeadHorse-600x400.jpg

http://www.stephenrea.net/currentnews/Rea_horsesept.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/2uzxvk8.jpg

http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Zombie.jpg

^^^ Can't believe that GIS actually worked.

and the bookmark iiiiiiiiiis

moved

ty hoos

i like how yall try to figure the smearograms out

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:49 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just posted them because they look cool

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:49 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well played

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:51 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

science

― let me save you some time - yes, it's probably racist (jjjusten), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:53 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

meets art.
right click on the last one and zoom in

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:53 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes....enhance

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:54 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i cant see the sailboat

― let me save you some time - yes, it's probably racist (jjjusten), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:57 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Abridged from the Lucas thread:

Thank God I was a teenager who preferred Annie Hall

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:52 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Morbs, you sound like the guy spitting opinions on Alvy's neck.

― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i preferred annie hall too; what teenager wouldn't

― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I bet moonship journey to baja thinks man actually walked on the moon, too - his dn kinda indicates that he's in on the NASA con

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, September 2, 2011 11:05 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

looool DLH

seem to remember my brother threatening to beat me up for saying "bullcrap" or "bullcrud" once

still have not said "fuck" aloud to date, except when showering

― dell (del), Friday, September 2, 2011 1:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh that got cut off

supposed to read "except when showering lustful affection on my s.o.'s"

― dell (del), Friday, September 2, 2011 1:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6a09Hg6i1qa1zngo1_500.gif

― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 04:43 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thelonious pug

― mookieproof, Monday, 5 September 2011 04:47 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

9/11 was a day of firsts. There isn't any steel building collapses that can properly compare their collapse propagation to the WTC towers. I imagine that after people accept ROOSD future architects/engineers will know how to prevent the "funneling" from occuring

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:19 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

9/6 is going to be a day of *fists* if you don't stop being a dick

― conrad, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 12:21 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaha

also you spelled "0" wrong

― O CaptainLorax! My CaptainLorax! (silby), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 1:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL!

I hope this isn't somehow rude, but I think it's especially funny in the context of the Captain's post

A machine built specifically for randomizing 1s and Os would not only be better at what it does but also have a clean slate.

I'd like to have a machine for maximizing Os knowwhatimsayin

I'm sure you can order one from any number of Reputable Internet Retailers.

"a well-tailored suit is to a woman what lingerie is to a man: something special to wear while masturbating in front of a full-length mirror."

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:28 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't say this often enough but darragh is the best.

^OTM

thirded

on that tip:

got into a fight with a kid when we were in eighth grade. i wouldn't say i 'beat him up', but i didn't lose. three years later he died of leukemia.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesus how hard did you hit him

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can we keep it to one of the specialised threads please, easier to collate & print for job interviews, apartment references & dates. ta.

darraghmac appreciation thread

lol, gonna read that again this minute

Because I spend a lot of time deep in the wilderness, I am quite familiar with squatting. It's ok, but not exactly revolutionary. Unless you're chronically constipated I can't see where it would do much for your health at all. The difference is marginal.

otoh, the squatting position is very hard on your knees compared to sitting. For example, few catchers in baseball escape at the end of their careers with fully functional knees.

― Aimless, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 1:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it takes you 9 innings to poop?

― dayo, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 1:49 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol I know I've heard Wilco before but they apparently made absolutely no impression on me because I'm surprised this song sounds like this

I am also 100% certain that within 15 seconds of finishing this song I won't remember how it goes

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 16:13 (4 hours ago)

Okay I timed it, aaand... that would be NOW! To test your hypothesis, try humming it.

― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 3:48 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbf I feel the same way about every Wilco song I have ever heard, and I don't even particularly dislike them

it's an incredibly cunning way of keeping sales up, they only have one song but you never know that you've heard it

the only wilco songs i can hum are actually uncle tupelo songs

okay that's a great 1-2-3

woah now that i think about it lana del ray is the white morrissey

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 5:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait what is morrissey if not white?

he's ethnically british iirc

lol i don't even know what that means btw

tbh i'm not sure i do

the white edgar winter

i always thought ethnically british was basically synonymous with white?

no that's dudes from the caucasus mountains, british people are just pasty i think?

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/krasensky/wasp-0071.jpg?

He's ethnically Irish.

are saxons more white than anglos?

Irish blood, English heart iirc

are saxons more white than anglos?

In the British context, most of the Angles live in the North, so they're probably paler at least.

i'm glad i was able to foster a dialogue

I want to take one of darraghmac's classes on ethnicity now

Wonder what he makes of Cothraige's pastiness for example.

morrissey, the other white meat

irish blood, english sausage

kudos

If people can be half italian and claim ancestry and a distinct culture within the US, I think anyone who is either an immigrant or second-generation person can claim English ethnicity.

Long-standing ethnic group
Distinct accent and regional dialects
Specific pasttimes
Common physical characteristics by region
Specific psychological characteristics (post-imperial malaise)
Distinct sociological trends based on hereditary and/or perceived social class

that's... excelsior material??

Lol

oh man, this seems like a clusterfuck worthy topic and i highly encourage it but maybe this isn't the best thread for it?

popcorn.gif

^^^phillies fan f u

xp

everybody better watch it or i'll start posting oi! videos and rare benny hill footage.

this is all because of the 'gangsta Nancy Sinatra' right?

o sorry wrong thread

what thread did you mean to post it on?

the one where I could jokingly clarify "ethnically british" without derailing excelsior iirc

I assume "the white Morrissey" was just a play on the old ILX meme "the black Beyoncé"?

can't we just let an excelsior be an excelsior?

let sleeping lols lie

Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

OMG Awesome!

hahaha quick on the draw