Movies that should never get the "movie -> musical -> movie musical" treatment

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"A Serbian Film"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Good god, lock thread, throw away key.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

But in violation of that:

Salo

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"I Know Who Killed Me"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"White Chicks"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Though the idea of Salo!: A Musical is appropriately amusing/disgusting.

"Eat eat eat!
You'll never get enough.
Drink drink drink!
Might wash away the stink..."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"The Departed"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the matrix revolutions

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

ska wars 3: revenge of the smiths

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

THE THING <-- i wd totally see a thing musical, in fact i am already writing it

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"I Am Sam"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

As we all know, if Silence of the Lambs can be a musical...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"Riding on the Bus with My Sister"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

xp: see, "Silence of the Lambs" SHOULD be a movie musical, esp with that music

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Requiem For a Dream

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Memories!

Silence, the Musical

You said you wanted to record those songs.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Terminator

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Rocky IV

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Riding The Bus With My Sister

xposts DAMMIT DAN

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

also Ned, you know "I Am Sam" is the Sean Penn/Dakota Fanning/Michelle Pfeiffer movie, right, and has nothing to do with Son of Sam

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

duel

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

GAMER

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Transformers

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxxpost - I know, I was just bringing up Silence in general.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Though Sean Penn as a dumpy serial killer hearing dogs = Oscar gold!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

what was the name of that terrifying UK PSA about the kids playing on the farm that kept dying to hazardous conditions

xp: omg crut

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Schindler's List

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"Chatterbox"

wait what am I thinking, this would be both an amazing musical and movie musical

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Nacht und Nebel. xp

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- Hahahah!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

my left foot

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

For those unaware of Chatterbox:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075830/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if "Chatterbox" is on Netflix

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

everything mentioned so far would be awesome : /

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooh, Basket Case

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

"Clerks"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

jonestown: the life and death of the peoples temple

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

also mark is right

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

basket case musical would be amazing

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

also is it wrong my first thought before opening this thread was "a serbian film" and then "what's the maaaaatter with kiiiiids toooooodaaaaaaaay!"

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I was trying to think of a good MST3K film but just made myself long for "Eegah! The Musical"

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Dangerous Minds

Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

DEAD POETS SOCIETY

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean it would be easy to make into a musical but impossible to save

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Love and Basketball

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

my my my my mitchell

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of loops closing

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Walkabout ...featuring songs like "I'm a Mandingo" "To gutter Agutter" "This Car's on Fire"

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I think a Thriller-style dance number featuring bloody St. Bernard costums would be the high point of Cujo.

notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

you know, just adapt a few of Julie Taymor's "Lion King" puppets and you're halfway to a "Human Centipede" musical

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.ukrockfestivals.com/oval-72-tarkus.jpg

the best loops begin with concept alb obv

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Capturing the Friedmans

Beemster roquebag (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Cast Away

reggae night staple center (Eazy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

all of them

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

All Of Me

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxxxp 'Circle of Shite'

three word displayname (snoball), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I Spit On Your Grave

Cannibal Holocaust

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Donnie Darko

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Memento

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Audition

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The Bourne Identity

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Inception

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Anti-Christ

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Festen

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Funny Games

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

shoah

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Irreversible

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Orphan

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Baise Moi

Stone Monkey, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Natural Born Killers

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Belle du Jour

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Scent of a Woman

Mangrove Earthshoe (herb albert), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Sunshine

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Citizen Kane

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Stalker

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Top Gun

remy bean, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

One of those epic Warhol things, Sleep or Empire

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

on the other hand, "Meshes of the Afternoon" could be awesome

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

2001: A Space Odyssey featuring:
Throw Me A Bone
What's Going On, Dr Floyd?
Eeeeeeeeee (WTF Is That Noise - Tycho Crater medley)
Putting Myself To The Fullest Possible Use
Open The Pod Bay Doors, Hal
Daisy Bell
Beyond The Infinite!
Starchild (to the tune of, well, yeah...)

Michael Jones, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Dave (The things I wouldn't do)

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Nell!

(these should all have exclamation points)

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Repulsion!

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Videodrome!

Darin, Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

on long drives my wife and I have half-composed "Nell! The Musical"

the heartbreaking "Chicopay Chicopay (Tay in the Way)" number will melt your heart

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

aaaahahaa

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

citizen kane = velvet goldmine already

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^

I can feel it in my spiritual hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

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mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

dottie gets spanked

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not there

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

reynaldo and clara

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

man with a movie camera

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Question: Can one stage a Troll II musical WITHOUT a previous Troll production?

Twisted Guayaquil Pompadour (j.lu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

yes it's a musical of "troll ii"

mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

some troupe in NYC is doing a Human Centipede musical, but obv it's a parody.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 September 2011 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link


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