It looks like WALL-E and you shit in it: the Kohler numi

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http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/features/numi_lighting.jpg

Please write bad tag lines for the fashionista's crapper in here.

website

Fellini.Kuti, Monday, 5 September 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/features/remote/remote_dock.jpg

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Monday, 5 September 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

this is dumb

conrad, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

Users?

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\etc (Matt #2), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

why are their bathroom walls see-through?

mark s, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

Users?

Presumably so that you can keep individual logs.

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

if you don't have access to the user code you have to piss on the glass walls

mark s, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/squat-toilet.jpg

conrad, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

Nice sarlacc pit there

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

so not gonna crappen

http://www.kohler.com/numi/images/homepage/numi_integrated_toilet.jpg

buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.kohler.com/numi/#video.html

buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

the video is amazing. this thing has built in speakers! I hope the touch screen remote is either waterproof or cheap to replace because I'm sure I'll drop it in the toilet at some point.

the wheelie king (wk), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

and they're only $4000

the wheelie king (wk), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

lolling at "STOP"

what horrible thing must be happening while you are pooping to make you lunge for the remote and jam the "STOP" button in a panic

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

"heating"

mark s, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

omg "lighting"

DOOKIE DANCE PARTY, Y'ALL

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

i read somewhere that japanese people are having butt problems from all the water-spraying toilets they have

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Does this play when you press music?

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/a/alice-cooper/album-flush-the-fashion.jpg

Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

real talk, i've been wondering when I can get into the economic bracket where people have bidets

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

like if something takes more than two wipes, you're basically just using some paper to smear shit around and should probably just hop in the shower

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

i read somewhere that japanese people are having butt problems from all the water-spraying toilets they have

I want to read this article

Fellini.Kuti, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/FuaMLey.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IaEG5a7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ood4Uyo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mhTppZ7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kHTjGOt.jpg

I need to figure out where and when to drop this bad boy into a slide deck for work
those pictures with the man and woman in the glass walled house are epic

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 July 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

omg "lighting"

DOOKIE DANCE PARTY, Y'ALL

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Friday, 15 July 2016 05:34 (nine years ago)

a light doth shine

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 15 July 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

anybody get one

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 December 2018 00:02 (six years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/video/S10E23/SkC3zgi_P5-ujbvq2kLRwdV4xUs=.gif

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 December 2018 03:42 (six years ago)


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