The Joy (division) of Chicken Sex

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There was a story in yesterday's Sun about a man who's wife is divorcing him because she caught him masterbating into a chicken from the fridge. When she expressed distaste he said: "It's okay, we can still eat it." Nice.

Thing is, the guy's name is Ian Curtis. I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead and I'm a big Joy Division fan, but nothing is sacred. Joy Division chicken sex puns?

― Anna, Thursday, 29 August 2002 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

The best, if obvious ... Unknown Pleasures.

― Anna, Thursday, 29 August 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Did she ask him "What you gonna do when the novelty is gone?"

― MarkH, Thursday, 29 August 2002 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

what seven better is having sex with turtles. who will be mankind's first/

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 29 August 2002 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it just me or is everyone imagining the guy still pumping at the chicken while he says that? Like, propping one elbow on the refrigerator door and going "What? What's wrong?"

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 August 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Nabisco.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 August 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone is NOW.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 29 August 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

He's lost control.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 29 August 2002 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

The confusion in his eyes would say it all, yes. But maybe he's walking in silence or asking someone to take his dreams away.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 August 2002 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

He's gone from living in the ice age to jizzing in the ice box.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 August 2002 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(To the tune of "transmission")

F'latio
From a chick-un...

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 29 August 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, you do know that Ian Curtis watched the film 'Stroszek' before stringing himself up. Last line of said film: 'there's a dead man in the cable car and the chicken's still dancing'

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 29 August 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

If he was getting rough with the chicken, Ian's wife might've piped up 'love will tear our supper-parts again!'

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 August 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(if anyone anywhere ever used the phrase 'supper-parts' that is. oh well, I tried)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 August 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I - I - I - I'M JIZZING IN THE ICE-BOX!

"Look how it holds, look how it fits

The chicken would smile if the chicken had lips"

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 29 August 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

'love will tear our supper-parts again!' Wow Fritz! Truly inspired. Respect.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 29 August 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

He's gone from living in the ice age to jizzing in the ice box.

If I were the type to use a sig file, I would have to use this line. But thankfully I'm not that type.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 29 August 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

disorder.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 30 August 2002 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

If he found a lot of mates who shared his perversion and they wanted to know where the chicken was, he could lead them to the kitchen open the fridge door and say "This is the way. Step inside."

Here are the Young Hens, the Baste on their Shoulders.

― MarkH, Friday, 30 August 2002 06:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Chicken: I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through!

Ian: I'm ashamed of the person I am!

― MarkH, Friday, 30 August 2002 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Atrocity Exhibitionist??

― gazza, Friday, 30 August 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

24 Hour Poultry People?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 August 2002 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Leghorn Monsters

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 30 August 2002 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

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