Mel Gibson and Joe Eszterhas bring you: THE PASSION OF THE JUDAH MACCABEELYPTO!

Or maybe just a sequel to Showgirls but probably not.

a movie about judah macabee starring judah friedlander and mike huckabee

and paul "macca" mccartney

A musical, of course.

just hand it over to the south park guys

Shia Hate Me

Steve Perry to rewrite "Lights" ("...go on...in the templllllllle...")

Your bland and blind accusation is something very easy to do, very much so compared to writing about (or searching for) some sort of higher truth, which is what so-called Hollywood movies are generally supposed to be about. On your blind ignorance I do not have to speak, since you do very well at describing yourself.

As the article says, Maccabee and William Wallace are, indeed, very similar characters, but you stand with their oppressors in every way by your overt hatred of Mel Gibson. Indeed, you’d make a great communist, National Socialist, Fascist or even Moslem totalitarian as you spew your leftist, statist and freedom-hating commentary.

If you’re an American, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. If you’re part of the Euro-American left, you are an Anti-Semite automatically, as the modern left has adopted Europe’s & Russia’s traditional and historic Anti-Semitismm, further making your statements hypocritical to a critical max.

Comment by Miguel — Thursday September 8, 2011 @ 9:50pm EDT REPLY TO THIS POST

i'm gonna start a prussian blue cover band called "russian jew"

A+

Comments are killing me.

fwiw "Apocalypto" was awesome

also comments are hilarious

I see on IMDB that Eszterhas has had one script filmed since 1997, and it was never screened in the US. Good job Hollywood. Why'd you have to break your track record with this one.

Okay THIS is insane:

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/09/mel-gibson-on-judah-maccabee-christopher-hitchens-and-circumcision/244828/

And it is indeed involving all these things.

MG: Yes. Hey, did you know they use foreskins for replacing eyelids?

JG: No they don't.

MG: Yeah, they do.

JG: Come on, really?

MG: You tend to look a bit cock-eyed, though.

JG: I can't believe I just walked into that one.

MG: Me either.

lol @ Gibson's old foreskin jokes

xp!

O... M... G

My Dinner With Mel

"I just read it when I was teenager, and it's amazing. It's almost like" -- here, he grabbed my digital recorder, held it to his mouth, and spoke in a portentous movie-announcer voice -- "They profaned his Temple. They killed his father. They... all kinds of stuff. In the face of great odds for something he believed in"

I want the trailer to be him doing just this.

what could possibly go wrong with this?

Nothing, which is why the soundtrack needs to be done by Lou Reed and Metallica to be the cherry on the cake.

so... the Beaver bombed, right?

Not to be...

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/joe-eszterhas-explodes-mel-gibson-you-hate-jews-36957

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/joe-eszterhas-letter-mel-gibson-36949

hoo boy

this is a little too much Schaden for me to freude

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/mel-gibson-rage-recording-costa-rica-37112?page=0,1

"Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!"

Eugene Mirman ‏ @EugeneMirman

Mel Gibson should remake Lethal Weapon, but instead of the villains being heroin smugglers, it should be a boy celebrating his Bar Mitzvah.

I just posted this is the Joe E. thread, but maybe it's better here.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61M7ox8u%2BwL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-59,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

Interesting because Eszterhas converted hardcore to Catholicism in 2001 (crucifixes in every room, moving from Malibu to Ohio to raise his kids right).

8. Mel’s enema machine

Eszterhas recounts how one day, while staying at Gibson’s Malibu residence, the star excitedly tried to persuade him to try out his personal enema machine. Eszterhas declined.

“…Mel says to me, ‘I’ve got this enema kit upstairs. It cleans all the poison and shit out of you. It’s better than a colonic. I’ll hook you up if you want. An hour later you’re done. Clean as a whistle.’

I thank him. It’s very nice of him to offer to hook me up personally to his enema kit.

Thank you, but no thank you!

‘You sure?’ he says. ‘You just sit there and you shit and shit and shit and you can’t believe what comes out of you! It’s like black sludge! And it smells so bad! It reeks!’

Mel smiles and says to me, ‘Come on, let’s go upstairs, I’ll hook you up.’”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/06/17-craziest-bits-from-joe-eszterhas-ebook-about-mel-gibson-heaven-and-mel.html

Further crazy!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/08/joe-eszterhas-on-his-book-heaven-and-mel-and-his-mel-gibson-ordeal.html

Mel’s hatred of Jews, I discovered, is so deep that he views the story of the Maccabees, the inspiration for Hanukkah, as a “prefiguration” of Jesus Christ. I devoutly believe in Jesus Christ, but he has nothing to do with the Maccabees—a Jewish story, not a Christian one

I don't give one shit about either of these assholes' religion, but the idea of OT and other Jewish writing "prophesying" or "prefiguring" the life of Christ as depicted in the NT is hardly an idea unique to Gibson, or his father, or some fringe idea in Christianity. It's . . . like nearly the entire idea of traditional Biblical exegesis?

This is A+ trolling, though:

Gibson may appear friendly and approachable to his fans but this anecdote suggests otherwise:

“A couple approaches Mel at a surf shop and asks if they can have a picture taken with him. He smiles graciously and says sure. He turns to Randy and hands him the camera and at the same time draws a line with his finger across his throat. Randy takes the picture.

After the couple has walked away, Mel says, ‘Did you chop off their heads?’

Randy is completely baffled.

Mel says, ‘That’s what I was trying to tell you. Never include the heads when you take the picture. Then it’s worthless.’”

"And BTW, REALLY chop off their heads, is what I meant."

"Benny the Rat"