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Why not bring this place down to the gutter with me? I've gotten three emails this month asking for pictures of my tongue. I apparently made some comment somewhere about how large it is. So, to celebrate these emails: what's the best tongue trick you can do? No points for anyone who replies with sexual stuff, we're talking tricks here people.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can lick salt. THe deers get all pissed though. THey say " Its OUR thing!" Sometimes deers are a apin in the ass.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently I have a very long tongue. When it's windy,I like to hang it out and let it *flapper* about.

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't do a damned thing with my tongue. All my friends could do that "tie a knot in the stem of a cherry" thing, but I never could. I feel so sexually inadequate. But then again, they were really beautiful, and I was not, which means that I am better in bed than them, according to a thread which has been percolating in another forum I frequent... So there.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grrrrrrrrrr!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't touch the end of my nose with my tounge, and my nose is quite long.

― jel, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can touch the end of my nose, and the bottom of my chin. I can tie things with my tongue. My friend Tim can pick up 2 liter Coke bottles with his.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean abr

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

heh. i can touch my nose with my tongue. I can also roll it so when I poke it out of my mouth it looks like a penis coming out of my mouth! Which is a sight, I can tell you.

I hope my dear mother isn't reading this.

― DavidM, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hope IM not reading this!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nope only ICQ, Mike.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a disease which makes the textured "taste bud" stuff fall off my tongue. So then I have smooth patches on my tongue. This is called either geographic tongue or graphic tongue (the latter makes it sound like I have Tourette's w/just the swears bit). Doctors have told me different things, but none seem to know what cause it or why I have it. The same with anosmia. Why do I have anosmia? They do not know. All doctors do for me is verify the fact that yes, I do have every freakish and harmless disease known to humans. (p.s. Is there some nicer word than disease?)

ANYWAY that is my tongue trick!

― 1 1 2 3 5, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My tongue has been pornographically displayed in all its tumescent glory elsewhere on the web, much to my embarrassment. I think Mike Hanley knows what I'm talking about....

― Kerry, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hehe he! Yes, I wonder what you look like with your tongue IN your mouth! :)

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nathalie, that's officially the second worst joke I've ever heard, after a friend of mine saying that the Offspring should have a tribute band called Notspring.

― Greg, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What I meant to say the other day is that I CAN touch the end of my nose with my tounge!

― jel, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jel, that's gross!

― The Toffee Focker, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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