America's Next Top Model Cycle 17: ALL-STARS

Because apparently former reality show contestants are called "All-Stars".

WTF Nigel has hair.

this whole thing was dreckitude

and nigel's hair was very distracting

Finally caught this, and the absurdity it promises looks amazing. Can't wait when they record a lol song.

^^^ this! Can't wait to hear the musical stylings of Allison and Dominique!

Bre had no reason to freak, girl's like fly as hell with her makeover.

" i realized that being a girlfriend means i have to be a girlfriend to myself "

oh shit this started? must find.

Was Alexandria really a fan favorite? She's no Jade or Melrose as far as "love to hate her" characters go.

I actually felt bad for Melrose -- she was kind of fake, but nowhere near as annoying as a lot of the other girls who ganged up on her. A better villain would've been Robin, imho.

Anyway! Angelea scared the hell out of me, thought for sure they were sending 716 home.

lol angelea

No you didn't just lol @ my girl!!!!

Also, I enjoy Creepychan reminding everyone that she has a surprising amount of booty.

my boyf loves angelea too

she a hot mess

ps i liked melrose (obv)

Seeing the CSI guy on the judging panel gave me horrible Nole Marin flashbacks.

omg nole, i almost blocked him out

... him and his stupid dog, too!

ummmm we did not talk about ANGELEA'S CSI

that was hands down amazing

I was praying HARD that 716 would win, but tbh I preferred Bre's Strasbergian naturalism.

Did you guys see that Rich fourfour is recapping this cycle?

My girl Angelea is putting the FEAR into me.

Anyone remember if Allison got as little confessional time in cycle 12 as she's getting this time around?

Also, ;_; that we got so little of nu-Bre when she wasn't babysitting Bianca.

can I just say LOL @ this cycle so far being "The Redemption of Lisa D'Amato"

also, given the feuding between Lisa and Bianca, I was a little surprised to see Lisa be so upset about Bre leaving

finally lol forever @ Bianca and a pre-emptive "poor Allison" for next week

I would have love love LOVED it if some of the lolmachines who went home too early had been brought back, like ShaRaun of cycle 11 and Kathleen of cycle 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRhsSI6xHk

lolololololololol gone too soon

Look at you going for some deep cuts there, Dan! I barely remember ShaRaun!

Bianca unleashed was so awesome, it made Bre going home worth it. Of course then she gets bumped for ugh Shannon UGH. Also, RIP Kayla.

Angelea was gold this episode, 716 == getting winner's edit. ^_^

MY NAME IS SHARAUN AND I AM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

^^^^ this is what I waste my brain cells on

zomg I remember her now during that stupid interview challenge with all the judges, how did I forget. u r a national treasure.

can I just say LOL @ this cycle so far being "The Redemption of Lisa D'Amato"

Any redemption arc will end the second they have a diaper challenge.

a pre-emptive "poor Allison" for next week

IS THAT THE POP SONG CHALLENGE< OMG FINALLY??? (Don't answer that!)

Lee I hope you saw this, the lols were neverending

so much stuff I want to post and can't because it really shouldn't be spoiled

this will not be a spoiler: Tyra ruins everything

too good

omg lisa

I wasn't THAT surprised by Lisa because I knew she'd been trying to break into the music business for several years after her cycle. I was more surprised that Dominique could sort of carry a tune!

i hated lisa's song . . . . she was like ke$ha 2.0

but yeah i love Dom like whoa

zomg

Lee I hope you saw this, the lols were neverending

otm even though there is a special Hell awaiting all of us who were anticipating Allison's discomfort.

this will not be a spoiler: Tyra ruins everything

Allison's video was actually kind of quality, except for Tyra I can't even. (Loved Laura's!! ALT is a snob~!)

And lol @ Ty's top-down attempt at viralness, when Allison is an actual meme.

PS Game should replace Jay M. imho.

OTM, GAME is redic hot

also laura is like - if she doesn't win this, imma be DEVASTATED. each week is like better than the last with her. and her FACE.

game was so awesome

game's crush on allison LOL

also laura is like - if she doesn't win this, imma be DEVASTATED. each week is like better than the last with her. and her FACE.

soz but 716 has this in the bag!! There is no way that Tyra keeps saving her from elimination just to string her along.

Dominique is like, when did she become not a hot mess??

WHERE IS THE BUN?

remember 2 episodes ago when she was on panel and they were like uh, dominique why do you look amazing

i'm telling u i always repped for that biotch

Top 4 at this point should be Allison, Lisa, Dom and Laura. I still want Angelea to win but that seems... unlikely.

When Dom had grandma hair on her cycle, she was the embodiment of hot mess.

Massive lols at Tyra trying to tell someone with a Know Your Meme episode how to go viral.

I have not been able to get POT LEDOM out of my head

it's really very good

Shannon's song is so embarrassing

Dominique should have gotten extra props for doing a CoverGirl commercial with her song, lol

also can't really get over the autotune wizardry on Laura's song

omg i know, that was mad skillful of dominique

Dan, I think you mean:

also can't really get over the autotune wizardry on Laura's everyone's song

ok so i am actually watching this for the first time. no idea what's going on this season but i have to say: most of my past antm viewing was via my laptop. seeing it in hd makes me a little sad. also shannon is so tall compared to the rest. makes me miss the first season so much. those ladies <3

ummmm

dominique has released a single.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92VGgR-asuw

also shannon is so tall compared to the rest

Don't get it twisted, my girl Angelea is taller than all them bitches.

Anyway, don't read past this bit, teh!

Good riddance to 7-year-old reality narratives. As much as I heart the OG season, I did not want to relive the same basic arguments again, except stupider. Extra glad she's gone since the episode went out of its way to put Laura in danger.

Also I would so heh heh work out with Angelea to improve her core strength.

no i watched that whole ep, lee, i know she's gone. what happened to her was not nearly as funny as when robin got caught flashing!

okay I haven't seen yesterday's yet but can we just have a moment to discuss how outright PORNY Laura's salad shoot looked

also the previous phrase is begging to be taken out of context in the worst way

also, sorry surm ;_;

o god it did look horrible

Dude, that salad shoot was a top-to-bottom (H2T?) wankfest.

I don't think there's any doubt now that the fix is in for Angelea? Like, she could probably try out for Project Runway and win.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxq80KxD41qbypg1o1_500.jpg

glad angelea is still in