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Why do you follow seemingly random clarinet/feel when is the boy! Can Nick relate to that!?! SHUT UP ALLY ETC ETC. Seriously, nabbles.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am hijacking this thread to say... where the FUCK is Paul? He messaged me about two hours ago, saying that he'd run into Ned and Jane on the street, and they were taking him to a pub.

I know that I've lost track of time cause I've been online, but honestly. This is ridiculous. I mean, honestly if he was going to be gone this long, at least they could have INVITED me. Humph.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHOA!!! What just happened? The world has gone topsy turvey, and all threads are back to front, the new posts and the top and everything it backwards and my head just exploded...

::POP::

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Humph? Did you just hump somthing? It wasnt Paul I know

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am confused as fuck with this entire situation, and I think Nick, ie my new love interest - FUCK YOU MIKE - can relate to that anyhow. Can you handle this? No. Go away, Michael, you are a silly man and I don't want to play your games anymore.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NO ones PLAYING your damn reindeer games , fribble!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

kate is rite something odd is happening here.

― Steven James, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's kinda convenient, cause it means that you can see if something has been updated without waiting for the whole thread to load, but it's sure as heck confusing when you're trying to read something in chronological order.

And ILM has gone all funny, too, so it's not just this board!

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah butits a pain in the crevice to have to scrool down anyways to post

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I Really Love Music is fine. Maybe we should all go there. Mike is talking to someone abt Phil Collins.

― mark s, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn! But the fiendish fucks over there have unmasked me as Tiny from Ultrasound in drag!

And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for your meddling kids!

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait, it's back to normal! WTF?!?!?!

Still hasn't explained the mysterious disappearance of Paul. You know, I was really happy rehearsal was cancelled tonight, cause I thought we'd have some quality couple time, but NOOOOOOO...

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!

I'm taking this as a sign from the Internet Deities That Be that I should just get offline now and give up trying to figure it all out.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Internet deity? Christ, I am in a crisis here. At long last I thought I had found my place. A spot where there was no God. Or are you talking about a diety? Munching in chips.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Current compromise: New Questions upside-down, posts now in the right order. I'm really sorry about all this, even though I shouldn't be as it's not my fault.

― DG, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This post is Hanle y's best ever. He should have listened to his parents' warnings about too much wanking the stats cack.

Sometimes your incoherency is so thorough it's almost like sense (to paraphrase Daria).

― Graham, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cack=cock

― Graham, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cack = cock does not compute

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hanle y has ne ve r had cack on his cock?

― Geoff, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is turning into a Dennis Cooper book.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

inside or outside the house nat?

― Geoff, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this some sort of euphemism? Or are you referring to a book of his? I have only read Guide, Closer and... Frisk? Yeah. That's it. Guide and Frisk are pretty good. Closer is a let-down.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can we get back to discussing Mike's question, please?

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I say Ersk can't Tractor. It's just a gut feeling.

― Martin, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick hasn't discover life is random... yet. After he comes back from that trip around the world, trying to track down the flexey tractor, he will discover nightmare is fluxus. He will fart the Aphex Twin Brabanconne remix at a corner in each village as a post modern statement.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm unclear as to my place in this tractor scheme. Everything else I understand perfectly.

Are we talking about 'the other' Nick? If so can people stop calling him Nick, becuase that's my name.

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick..stop feeling.

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or what? You'll eat them or something?

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah gotta agree stop referring to Momus as Nick people, it's hella confusing!

― jel, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The question that kept me awake last night was: who is nabbles?

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nathalie - to NK Roachment: Nabbles!

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let's all dream a bit more, suckers! WHy did yoiur dream die? YOU GAVE UP!

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanley - you can't HANDLE the truth.

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I tried to give it mouth to mouth but I couldn't find a hole. Whole. Hoal?

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dastoor: can't possibly call Currie by his mask name, like NO WAY. Sorry if this confuses you, but there are good reasons for me not to do so. Besides which, Brits, to say Currie sounds like something one has after the pubs when drunk...

― suzy, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

suzy do you supose you are cool and funny?

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometimes. Why, do you?

― suzy, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, you make me burn in the heart and head. I feel strange, like I knew you in another life. Where you Rasputin?

― Mike Hanley, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"His penis constantly dribbles, leaving a stream of incredibly pungent urine." It's late, the television is on, and I have just heard those words spoken by Mariella Frostrup (note to non-Brits: husky-voiced blond Thinking Man's Crumpet presenter). AAAAGH! By the time I finished writing this, Mariella issued forth with "his huge s-shaped penis is incredibly mobile." She was not talking about Hanle y.

― suzy, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy i would sleep with you . Mike i would not sleep with you.

― anthony, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am hiddeaous. I am hated. Hated for loving

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She was talking about elephants...and the speaker was actually Tara Fitzgerald. Just sounded like Frostrup...

― suzy, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Frostrup wd draw a line, surely. Mariella = pro

― mark s, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Draw a line? Considering she hangs out with Gina Bellman and Alex James choppin' a few out is the more likely scenario...

― suzy, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ersk atsy can Tractor!

Is this a Van M. cover done by Beefheart?

ETC ETC ETC is much like Top of the Poops on repeat.

Funnily, nipples.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sure, until you forget carrot!

― Mike Hanley, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...

I have the most threads in " You bloody well catagorise it then!"

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Congratulations!

― Graham, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GIVE IT UP FOR HANLE Y !!!!!!!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ill give it up for you if you get on your knees bitch

― anthony, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two weeks pass...

When did you get so demanding!?

― Pennysong Hanle y, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm always demanding.

― Ally, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is talking to Anthony, tart

― Pennysong Hanle y, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And I was talking to my cigarette. Your point?

― Ally, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CIGARETTE!!!! gimmiee gimmiee gimieee!

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your cigarette is my point.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think its time we ponder this question again for a bit

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I say Ersk can't Tractor. It's just a gut feeling.

I don't know why the above amuses me so much. I like you Martin.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This isn't a question.

― Ally, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

silnce t...

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ersk atsy can tractor...that's what they found written on the walls of the pryamids on Mars. I'm afraid.

― jel, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dont have a cow man!

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maryann this guy linked to yr blog, do you kow him?

― , Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

What is this website about?

― Erskine Atsy, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The secret vagina of pearl kingdom

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

period

― Queen G, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

iUH ndsf; "jjj"?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's this thing.

― Sam, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

No it isn't.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

never go away.

― MR noodles, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

In summer, I feel too fresh

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

but do you still think I am a tart?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 23 November 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

"Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll." K. Loggins
"Your sister can't dance but she can rock and roll...." B. Taupin
"Ersk atsy can Tractor! and he doesn't care who knows it." Holly Johnson

― Candidia, Saturday, 15 February 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ersk atsy can tractor...that's what they found written on the walls of the pryamids on Mars. I'm afraid.

*blink* I thought it was Hungarian for "This Can album left me feeling plowed."

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dimensional.com/~hyperion/yousuck.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ank vin with the muil.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 2 March 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Diesel?

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 2 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

NO, not deisel!

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 26 November 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

finally, another excuse to post this

http://www.imag.us/x/grimstitch/TOE.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 26 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

You need an excuse?

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 11 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

Why do you follow seemingly random clarinet/feel when is the boy! Can Nick relate to that!?! SHUT UP ALLY ETC ETC. Seriously, nabbles.
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), August 8th, 2001. (1 trackback)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 17 July 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

Seriously.

― Kim, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

A transmission from another time.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

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