National Weather Service bulletins of note

WYC001-007-009-015-021-027-031-240415-

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
LAW ENFORCEMENT WARNING
COUNTY EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY
RELAYED BY NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHEYENNE WY
1011 AM MDT FRI SEP 23 2011

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE
WYOMING DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS.

INMATE DERRICK LEE BROCK IS ON ESCAPE STATUS FROM THE
WYOMING HONOR CONSERVATION CAMP IN NEWCASTLE WYO., AS OF
06:30 AM ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2011. HE IS 5 FOOT, 8
INCHES, APPROXIMATELY 170 LBS., FAIR COMPLEXION, WHITE,
BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES. HE IS 40 YEARS OLD. HE WAS LAST
SEEN WEARING BLUE JEANS AND A GREEN SHIRT.

INMATE BROCK IS SERVING A SENTENCE FOR LARCENY. HE WAS
SENTENCED IN 2011 TO 7 TO 10 YEARS.

INMATE BROCK WAS DISCOVERED MISSING WHILE ON A WORK DETAIL
AT THE STATE FAIRGROUNDS IN DOUGLAS. HE WAS LAST SEEN AT
6:00 AM AND DISCOVERED MISSING AT 06:30 AM FOLLOWING AN
INMATE COUNT. INMATE BROCK HAD PLACED HIS BACK PACK UNDER
HIS BLANKETS TO MIMIC A SLEEPING BODY. LOCAL LAW
ENFORCEMENT WAS NOTIFIED AND AREA RESIDENTS WERE ALERTED AS
SOON AS THE ESCAPE WAS CONFIRMED. ADDITIONAL STAFF WAS
CALLED BACK TO THE FACILITY IN NEWCASTLE, AND A FULL
EMERGENCY COUNT WAS CONDUCTED WITH ALL INMATES ACCOUNTED
FOR AT THE FACILITY.

THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED NOT TO APPROACH THIS PERSON, BUT IF
SEEN CONTACT LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT.

$$

your favorite nws forecasts, outlooks, statements, warnings, watches, etc.

MTC001-003-005-007-009-011-013-015-017-019-021-023-025-027-029-
031-033-035-037-039-041-043-045-047-049-051-053-055-057-059-061-063-
065-067-069-071-073-075-077-079-081-083-085-087-089-091-093-095-
097-099-101-103-105-107-109-111-152005-

URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
CHILD ABDUCTION EMERGENCY
MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
RELAYED BY NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREAT FALLS MT
107 PM MST TUE FEB 14 2012

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE
MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.

MISSING PERSON 12 YEARS OF AGE...FEMALE...JASMINE WALKER...HEIGHT 5
FOOT ONE INCH...WEIGHT 115 POUNDS...BROWN HAIR...BLUE EYES.
JASMINE WAS LAST SEEN ON FEBRUARY THIRTEENTH 2012 AT 2100 HOURS IN
THE KALISPELL AREA....BELIEVED TO POSSIBLY BE TRAVELING TO
CALIFORNIA WITH A 27 YEAR OLD MALE...EDDIE LE. SUBJECTS POSSIBLY
TRAVELING IN A BLACK 1996 HONDA COUPE WITH CALIFORNIA PLATE NUMBERS
4...H...V...X...2...2...9. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE
WHEREABOUTS OF THIS CHILD PLEASE CALL 9...1...1...OR CONTACT
4...0...6...2...6...0...4...3...1...9 IMMEDIATELY.

$$

HYDROLOGIC OUTLOOK
WYC003-013-017-019-023-025-029-035-037-039-043-601-281800-

HYDROLOGIC OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE RIVERTON WY
950 AM MST WED FEB 20 2013

...LATE SPRING/EARLY SUMMER 2013 WYOMING SNOWMELT FLOOD POTENTIAL
OUTLOOK...

THIS LATE SPRING/EARLY SUMMER 2013 SNOWMELT FLOOD POTENTIAL FLOOD
OUTLOOK INCLUDES MAJOR HEADWATER STREAMS ACROSS WYOMING. THE OUTLOOK
IS FROM MAY THROUGH THE END OF JUNE.

ALTHOUGH CURRENT SNOWPACK CONDITIONS ACROSS WYOMING ARE STARTING
POINT TO A LOW POTENTIAL FOR SNOWMELT FLOODING, IT IS WAY TOO EARLY
TO MAKE ANY REASONABLE LONG RANGE PREDICTION ON THE MAGNITUDE OF
FLOODING DUE TO MOUNTAIN SNOWMELT RUNOFF.

WYOMING GENERALLY DOES NOT SEE SIGNIFICANT MOUNTAIN SNOWMELT RUNOFF
UNTIL EARLY TO MIDDLE MAY, WITH MOUNTAIN SNOWMELT RUNOFF PEAKING
AROUND EARLY JUNE. FOR INSTANCE, THE PEAK RUNOFF ALONG WIND RIVER
AT RIVERTON DID NOT OCCUR UNTIL JULY 2, 2011. ALSO, SPRING (APRIL -
JUNE) RAIN AND SPRING MOUNTAIN SNOW ACCOUNTS FOR UP TO 50 PERCENT OF
THE TOTAL ANNUAL PRECIPITATION AT MANY LOCATIONS EAST OF THE
CONTINENTAL DIVIDE.

THIS OUTLOOK IS ALSO BASED ON VARIOUS FACTORS SUCH AS SNOW WATER
EQUIVALENTS (SWES) IN THE MOUNTAIN SNOWPACK, BASIN MORPHOLOGY,
EXTENT OF BURN SCARS FROM 2012 FIRES, AMOUNT OF BARK BEETLE KILL,
AND LIKELY TEMPERATURE AND PRECIPITATION TRENDS DURING LATE
SPRING/EARLY SUMMER.

...ADDITIONAL INFORMATION...

WYOMING SPRING FLOOD POTENTIAL GRAPHIC, PLEASE REFER TO:
WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/IMAGES/RIW/HYDRO/FLOODOUTLOOK.PNG
(UPDATED BY THE 25TH OF THE MONTH--JANUARY-MAY)

WYOMING WATER SUPPLY GRAPHIC, PLEASE REFER TO:
WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/IMAGES/RIW/HYDRO/WATERSUPPLY.PNG
(UPDATED BY THE 15TH OF THE MONTH--JANUARY-JUNE)

WYOMING AVERAGE PRECIPITATION BY BASIN GRAPHIC, PLEASE REFER TO:
WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/IMAGES/RIW/HYDRO/WYOMINGPRECIP.PNG
(UPDATED MONTHLY)

WYOMING DROUGHT INFORMATION STATEMENT AND GRAPHICS, PLEASE REFER TO:
WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/RIW/?N=DROUGHT
(UPDATED AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH)

WYOMING MONTHLY HYDROLOGIC SUMMARY AND GRAPHICS, PLEASE REFER TO:
WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/IMAGES/RIW/HYDRO/HYDRO_REPORT.PDF
(UPDATED AROUND THE 15TH OF EVERY MONTH)

CURRENT AND FORECAST WYOMING STREAMFLOWS AND/OR RIVER STAGES:

WATER.WEATHER.GOV/AHPS2/INDEX.PHP?WFO=RIW

WATERDATA.USGS.GOV/WY/NWIS/RT

OTHER HYDROLOGICAL INFORMATION FOR WYOMING CAN BE FOUND AT THE NOAA
HYDROLOGY WEBSITE:

WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/RIW/?N=SNOWPACK

$$
JTFAHEY

http://corrections.wy.gov/Media.aspx?mediaId=106

yeah it's a weird place

The Wyoming Honor Conservation Camp & Boot Camp are two separate programs located in the same complex.

The Conservation Camp is a minimum security forestry camp for males. Inmates assigned to forestry crews, under the direction of the Division of Forestry, fight wild land fires in Wyoming, South Dakota and Colorado. Inmates also complete work on state lands and provide community service.

The Wyoming Boot Camp provides an alternative to long-term incarceration for youthful male offenders. A highly structured 120-day program running from 4 a.m. to 9 p.m., it includes 3 hours of physical activity. Youthful offenders are sentenced to the boot camp by a recommendation from the sentencing judge and cannot have previously been incarcerated in an adult penal institution.

Conservation Camp:

History

The 1986 Session Laws of Wyoming reflect the addition of "camps" to the definition of penal institutions. Chapter 65 relates to penitentiary camps, "authorizing the creation and operation of penitentiary camps to provide places of confinement and employment for persons committed to the state penitentiary."

The Wyoming Honor Conservation Camp was constructed on a school section north of the town of Newcastle. The WHCC received its first funding in 1988. An appropriation of $311,850 was allocated and used for the purchase of modular buildings and site preparation. Site preparation continued through the summer of 1989. At that point, approximately 25 minimum custody inmates were transferred to Newcastle to begin reconstruction of the modular buildings that would become the kitchen/dining facility, inmate barracks and offices. Finally, in February 1990, the facility was virtually complete. Later in 1991 the gym/maintenance building was added to the facility.

Youthful Offender Program (Wyoming Boot Camp)

The Youthful Offender Program was created by the Wyoming Legislature in 1987 in Wyoming Statute 7-13-1001 and the facility was opened in February 1990. The Wyoming Boot Camp is located within the confines of the Wyoming Honor Conservation Camp at Newcastle, Wyoming.

Original Goals of the Wyoming Honor Conservation Camp

The original purpose of the minimum security forestry camp was three-fold. This purpose virtually remains the same today.

1) Smokebusters Fight Fires
First, the inmates assigned to the forestry crews would be responsible for fighting wild land fires. For a number of years, firefighting crews had been selected from the Wyoming State Penitentiary in Rawlins and were used to help battle blazes around the state when called upon to do so. The inmate fire crews are known as the "Smokebusters." Through continued development of this program, it is now possible for the Smokebusters to travel outside of the state and into South Dakota to fight fires. Inmates leaving the facility, who have completed fire training, are qualified as wild land fire fighter by nationwide standards.

2) Forestry
The second mission of the forestry program is to provide inmate crews to complete work on state lands. The primary focus has been managing the land through tree thinning projects. In addition to providing for land management the thinning projects produce approximately 160-200 cords of firewood annually which are sold by sealed bid each year. The funds received from the sale of the wood are returned to the state’s school fund.

3) Community Service
The third mission of the forestry program is to provide work crews for community service projects. Inmate crews have been called upon to assist with city beautification projects, planting trees, cleaning landfill sites and sanding fire trucks. Utilization of inmate work crews for these projects has saved various city and county governments money. In most instances, due to limited funds, these projects would not have been done were it not for the use of the inmate work.

The local district office of the state Division of Forestry completed an analysis and found that there is enough forestry work in this area to keep a 100-man work force busy for approximately the next 75 years. This figure does not include repetition of any of the work that has been done up to this point.

Inmate Pay

The inmates are paid "incentive pay" not to exceed $95 per month. The exception is that while on fires the inmate crews are paid up to $2 per hour (depending on the number of fires they have previously attended). With the incentive pay they receive, inmates are required to take purchase toiletry items, tobacco products, shoes and most of their own clothing. Even when considering the incentive pay that is provided to inmates, the cost savings to local governments and the State of Wyoming is substantial.

Inmates at the Conservation Camp, not working as Smokebusters, are employed in a variety of other positions within the facility. These inmates hold institutional jobs as janitors, food service workers, maintenance, yard crew workers, facility laundry workers as well as a variety of other institutional positions. All Conservation Camp inmates are required to maintain a job while assigned to the facility.

New Construction at the Honor Camp

During the 1996 budget session of the State Legislature, the WHCC received a capital construction appropriation of approximately $3,000,000. This money was used to replace most of the key structures of the original facility.

The first phase of construction began in November 1997. During the first phase, a new administration building, kitchen/dining facility, and two inmate dorms were constructed. Staff moved into the administration building in December 1998. On July 7, 1999, food service staff completed the transition into the new kitchen/dining facility.

Security and maintenance staff prepared the two new dorms for occupation by inmates. As part of the overall construction plan, all dorm furnishings were constructed by inmates housed at the facility. All rooms are identical and inmates are double bunked. The two dorms were occupied on July 28, 1999. Currently the number of inmates in both dorms is reaching full capacity..

The second phase of construction began in June 1999. Part of the second phase was the construction of a new boot camp facility. Changes were also made to the main access road and the road and parking areas were paved.

The old modular buildings, that had been home of operations for the past 10 years, were put up for bid. Following their removal, security fencing and security devices were installed.

The institution utilizes outside experts to present additional programs to inmates. Trainers include individuals from Consumer Credit Counseling, Wyoming Employment Services, Small Business Administration, University of Wyoming Extension Office, and Prison Ministries.

quite a tome

...POTENT SPRING STORM TO IMPACT UTAH EARLY NEXT WEEK...

THE DEVELOPING STORM SYSTEM CURRENTLY OVER THE EASTERN GULF OF ALASKA
WILL TURN SOUTHEAST INTO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST EARLY SUNDAY.
THIS STORM SYSTEM WILL INTENSIFY AS IT TRACKS SOUTHEAST INTO THE
GREAT BASIN SUNDAY NIGHT...THEN SETTLES INTO THE SOUTHERN GREAT BASIN
AND THE SOUTHERN ROCKIES ON MONDAY.

THE MOIST WESTERLY FLOW ALOFT AHEAD OF THE STORM WILL BRING A COUPLE
OF WEAK WEATHER DISTURBANCES ACROSS NORTHERN AND CENTRAL UTAH TONIGHT
AND SUNDAY. THESE FEATURES WILL GENERATE PERIODS OF VALLEY RAIN AND
HIGH ELEVATION SNOW FOR MAINLY THE NORTHERN HALF OF UTAH...WITH
GENERALLY LIGHT ACCUMULATIONS ACROSS THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS.

THE MAIN BODY OF THE PACIFIC STORM WILL HAVE ITS FIRST IMPACTS
ON NORTHERN AND WESTERN UTAH LATE SUNDAY NIGHT. THE LEADING COLD
FRONT WILL ENTER NORTHWEST UTAH LATE SUNDAY NIGHT...THEN
SWEEP SOUTHEAST THROUGH THE STATE MONDAY. THIS FRONT WILL GENERATE
SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS WITH SIGNIFICANTLY COLDER AIR FOLLOWING
THE FRONT ACROSS UTAH MONDAY.

A PROLONGED PERIOD OF WIDESPREAD PRECIPITATION WILL EXIST AS THE
CENTER OF THE STORM STALLS OVER THE SOUTHERN GREAT BASIN AND SOUTHERN
ROCKIES EARLY NEXT WEEK. LONG DURATION AND OCCASIONALLY HEAVY
SNOWFALL WILL LIKELY DEVELOP OVER THE MOUNTAINS BY MONDAY
AFTERNOON...AND CONTINUE WELL INTO TUESDAY. VALLEY LOCATIONS WILL SEE
RAIN OR A RAIN AND SNOW MIX EARLY IN THE STORM. MANY HIGHER VALLEY
LOCATIONS WILL SEE THIS PRECIPITATION CHANGE TO SNOW BY MONDAY NIGHT
WITH SNOW LEVELS GRADUALLY LOWERING ACROSS THE WESTERN UTAH VALLEYS
LATE MONDAY NIGHT AND TUESDAY.

BY TUESDAY THE BULK OF THE STORMS PRECIPITATION WILL SHIFT INTO
SOUTHERN AND EASTERN UTAH. ACROSS NORTHWEST UTAH THE EASTERLY FLOW TO
THE NORTH OF THE MAIN STORM CENTER COULD PRODUCE A PERIOD OF STRONG
CANYON WINDS ALONG THE WASATCH FRONT BY LATE MONDAY NIGHT...AND
CONTINUING WELL INTO THE DAY ON TUESDAY.

UNCERTAINTY STILL EXISTS AS TO EXACT TRACK OF THE STORM THROUGH
THE REGION. AREAS WHERE THE HEAVIEST PRECIPITATION WILL OCCUR ARE
STILL IN QUESTION...AS IS THE THREAT FOR HIGH WINDS ALONG THE
WASATCH FRONT. CONTINUE TO MONITOR YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA OUTLETS...
THE WEB OR NOAA WEATHER RADIO FOR UPDATES ON THIS APPROACHING STORM
SYSTEM.

$$

FOR MORE INFORMATION FROM NOAA/S NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE VISIT...
HTTP://WEATHER.GOV/SALTLAKECITY (ALL LOWER CASE)

FOR INFORMATION ON POTENTIAL TRAVEL IMPACTS VISIT...
HTTP://WWW.UDOTTRAFFIC.UTAH.GOV/ROADWEATHERFORECAST.ASPX

Won't ever forget this one:

URGENT — WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW ORLEANS LA
1011 AM CDT SUN AUG 28, 2005
...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...
.HURRICANE KATRINA...A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED
STRENGTH...RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.
MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT
LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.
THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.
HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A
FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.
AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.
POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.
THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.
AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE
CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.
ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET...DO NOT VENTURE
OUTSIDE!

^^ weather service otm

am I the only one hearing this read by charles bukowski

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BOISE ID
852 PM MDT FRI SEP 27 2013

...VERY WINDY WITH LOCALLY DAMAGING WINDS POSSIBLE SUNDAY MAINLY
FOR SOUTHEAST OREGON...

.WINDY CONDITIONS WILL DEVELOP SATURDAY AFTERNOON ACROSS SOUTHEAST
OREGON DUE TO STRONG SOUTHWEST WINDS AHEAD OF A DEEP PACIFIC
TROUGH. WINDS WILL STRENGTHEN SUNDAY ACROSS SOUTHEAST OREGON AND
PARTS OF SOUTHWEST IDAHO IN ADVANCE OF A STORM THAT WILL AFFECT
MUCH OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST SUNDAY THROUGH MONDAY. WHILE WINDS
WILL GUST UP TO 35 MPH ACROSS HARNEY COUNTY SATURDAY AFTERNOON
MUCH WINDIER CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED SUNDAY. SUNDAY AFTERNOON
PREPARE FOR VERY WINDY TO LOCALLY DAMAGING WINDS ACROSS HARNEY
AND MALHEUR COUNTIES...POSSIBLY AS FAR EAST AS THE OWYHEE
MOUNTAINS.

IDZ029-ORZ061-063-281400-
/O.CON.KBOI.HW.A.0003.130929T1500Z-130930T0600Z/
OWYHEE MOUNTAINS-HARNEY COUNTY-MALHEUR COUNTY-
852 PM MDT FRI SEP 27 2013 /752 PM PDT FRI SEP 27 2013/

...HIGH WIND WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY MORNING THROUGH
SUNDAY EVENING...

A HIGH WIND WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM SUNDAY MORNING THROUGH
SUNDAY EVENING FOR HARNEY AND MALHEUR COUNTIES IN SOUTHEAST OREGON
AS WELL AS THE OWYHEE MOUNTAINS IN SOUTHWEST IDAHO.

* WINDS...FROM THE SOUTHWEST SUSTAINED 30 TO 40 MPH...GUSTS 45 TO
LOCALLY 55 MPH.

* TIMING...SUNDAY MORNING THROUGH SUNDAY EVENING. STRONGEST WINDS
EXPECTED SUNDAY AFTER NOON.

* HIGHWAYS 95...78 AND 20 THROUGH SOUTHEAST OREGON ARE EXPECTED
TO BE IMPACTED BY THESE WINDS.

* IMPACTS...TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES FOR LIGHT WEIGHT AND HIGH PROFILE
VEHICLES. HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES WILL BE IN DANGER OF BEING
TIPPED OVER BY THESE WINDS AND CROSS WINDS WILL MAKE DRIVING
DIFFICULT FOR MANY. BLOWING DEBRIS SUCH AS TUMBLE WEEDS MAY ALSO
CREATE A TRAVEL HAZARD.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A HIGH WIND WATCH MEANS THERE IS THE POTENTIAL FOR A HAZARDOUS
HIGH WIND EVENT. SUSTAINED WINDS OF AT LEAST 40 MPH...OR GUSTS OF
58 MPH OR STRONGER MAY OCCUR. CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST
FORECASTS.

&&

$$

URBAN HAZE AND POCKETS OF FOG WILL CONTINUE INTO FRIDAY. A
COLD FRONT IS EXPECTED FRIDAY NIGHT WHICH WILL NOT ONLY BRING SOME
LIGHT PRECIPITATION TO NORTHERN UTAH BUT ALSO ENOUGH COLD AIR TO
LIKELY SCOUR OUT THE VALLEY INVERSIONS FOR AT LEAST ONE
DAY...SATURDAY.

URBAN HAZE
POCKETS OF FOG
NORTHERN UTAH
+
THE VALLEY INVERSIONS

Saturday Jan 4
Market Hotel, BK
$8

lol

pocketful of fog - goth natasha bedingfield coverband

that was a dumb joke, I now retract it

i lol'd, do i have to retract that too?

lol intact. Do not retract.

If the lol's intact you must not retract.

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HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SALT LAKE CITY UT
627 AM MST SUN NOV 23 2014

UTZ001>016-019>021-517-518-WYZ021-241300-
CACHE VALLEY/UTAH PORTION-NORTHERN WASATCH FRONT-
SALT LAKE AND TOOELE VALLEYS-SOUTHERN WASATCH FRONT-
GREAT SALT LAKE DESERT AND MOUNTAINS-WASATCH MOUNTAIN VALLEYS-
WASATCH MOUNTAINS I-80 NORTH-WASATCH MOUNTAINS SOUTH OF I-80-
WESTERN UINTA MOUNTAINS-WASATCH PLATEAU/BOOK CLIFFS-
WESTERN UINTA BASIN-CASTLE COUNTRY-SAN RAFAEL SWELL-
SANPETE/SEVIER VALLEYS-WEST CENTRAL UTAH-SOUTHWEST UTAH-
UTAHS DIXIE AND ZION NATIONAL PARK-SOUTH CENTRAL UTAH-
GLEN CANYON RECREATION AREA/LAKE POWELL-CENTRAL MOUNTAINS-
SOUTHERN MOUNTAINS-SOUTHWEST WYOMING-
627 AM MST SUN NOV 23 2014

THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR THE WESTERN TWO THIRDS OF
UTAH AND SOUTHWEST WYOMING.

.DAY ONE...TODAY AND TONIGHT

A WEATHER DISTURBANCE MOVING SOUTH ACROSS NORTHERN UTAH WILL
GENERATE SNOW SHOWERS THROUGH THE MID-MORNING HOURS. HEAVY SNOW
SHOWERS ARE EXPECTED WHICH COULD GENERATE A COUPLE OF INCHES OF
NEW SNOW IN SHORT PERIODS OF TIME ALONG THE NORTHERN AND CENTRAL
WASATCH FRONT...AND OVER THE ADJACENT WASATCH MOUNTAINS.

SNOW SHOWERS WILL DECREASE IN INTENSITY AND AREAL COVERAGE FOR
THIS AFTERNOON AND THIS EVENING. A NEW WEATHER DISTURBANCE WILL
MOVE SOUTHEAST INTO NORTHERN UTAH LATE TONIGHT. THIS SYSTEM
GENERATE ANOTHER ROUND OF MODERATE TO HEAVY SNOWFALL OVER THE
NORTHERN MOUNTAINS...AND ACROSS NORTHERN AND CENTRAL WASATCH
FRONT AND CACHE VALLEY.

WINTER STORM WARNINGS AND WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES WILL REMAIN IN
EFFECT ACROSS THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS THROUGH TONIGHT. A WINTER
WEATHER ADVISORY IS ALSO IN EFFECT FOR THE CENTRAL MOUNTAINS...
THOUGH THIS ADVISORY IS SCHEDULED TO END LATE THIS AFTERNOON.

THOSE CONTEMPLATING TRAVEL OR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES TODAY AND EARLY
MONDAY SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS WINTER
WEATHER AND PLAN ACCORDINGLY. THE NEW SNOW WILL ALSO INCREASE THE
AVALANCHE DANGER OVER THE MOUNTAINS OF NORTHERN UTAH.

STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS WILL PERSIST ACROSS THE SALT FLATS TODAY.
SUSTAINED WINDS OF 20 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS APPROACHING 45 MPH WILL
EXIST THIS MORNING. WINDS WILL GRADUALLY DIMINISH THIS AFTERNOON.

.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY

THE LAST PIECE TO THIS WEEKENDS WINTER STORM WILL BRING PERIODS OF
HEAVY SNOWFALL TO THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS AND ADJACENT VALLEYS
INTO MONDAY MORNING. THE HEAVIEST SNOWFALL IS EXPECTED THROUGH
THE WASATCH RANGE...AS WELL AS THE ADJACENT BENCH AREAS ALONG THE
WASATCH FRONT AND IN THE CACHE VALLEY. LOCAL HEAVIER SNOWFALL
COULD ALSO DEVELOP IN THE LOWER VALLEYS SOUTHEAST OF THE GREAT
SALT LAKE.

SNOW WILL TAPER OFF MONDAY AFTERNOON AS THE STORM SYSTEM PUSHES
OFF TO THE SOUTHEAST. HIGH PRESSURE ALONG THE WEST COAST EARLY IN
THE WEEK WILL EXPAND EAST ACROSS THE WESTERN GREAT BASIN BY
MIDWEEK. AHEAD OF THIS HIGH PRESSURE LIGHT RAIN AND SNOW COULD
RETURN TO THE FAR NORTHERN PORTION OF UTAH AND SOUTHWEST WYOMING
ON TUESDAY. DRIER CONDITIONS WILL RETURN TO THE OUTLOOK AREA FOR
WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY...WITH A CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION RETURNING
TO FAR NORTHERN UTAH LATE IN THE WEEK.

.SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT...

WEATHER SPOTTERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO REPORT SIGNIFICANT WEATHER
CONDITIONS ACCORDING TO STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURES.

$$

FOR MORE INFORMATION FROM NOAA/S NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE VISIT...
HTTP://WEATHER.GOV/SALTLAKECITY/ (ALL LOWER CASE)

FOR INFORMATION ON POTENTIAL ROAD TRAVEL IMPACTS VISIT...
HTTP://WWW.UDOTTRAFFIC.UTAH.GOV/ROADWEATHERFORECAST.ASPX

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MTC001-003-005-007-009-011-013-015-017-019-021-023-025-027-029-
031-033-035-037-039-041-043-045-047-049-051-053-055-057-059-061-
063-065-067-069-071-073-075-077-079-081-083-085-087-089-091-093-
095-097-099-101-103-105-107-109-111-162100-

CHILD ABDUCTION EMERGENCY
MONTANA EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY GREAT FALLS MONTANA
RELAYED BY NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREAT FALLS MT
441 PM MDT TUE SEP 15 2015

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE
MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.

THE MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IS ISSUING AN AMBER ALERT ON
BEHALF OF THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE IN ALBERTA FOR THE
FOLLOWING:

THE AMBER ALERT CONTINUES FOR THE ABDUCTION OF A FEMALE CHILD
YESTERDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, FROM THE TOWN OF BLAIRMORE, ALBERTA. THE
CHILD ABDUCTED IS HAILEY DUNBAR-BLANCHETTE, AGE 2, A CAUCASIAN
FEMALE, HEIGHT 2 FEET 6 INCHES, WEIGHT 24 POUNDS WITH LIGHT BROWN,
STRAIGHT HAIR WITH BANGS, AND BROWN EYES. HAILEY WAS ABDUCTED BY
AN UNKNOWN PERSON. THE SUSPECT VEHICLE FLED THE RESIDENCE TO THE WEST,
AT A HIGH RATE OF SPEED. THE VEHICLE IS DESCRIBED AS A NEWER MODEL
WHITE VAN, WITH A LARGE REAR ANTENNA, WITH A FLAG ATTACHED.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CALL THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED
POLICE STRATEGIC COMMAND CENTER AT 780-412-5260.

$$

not for this thread i guess but fyi the outcome of that Amber Alert is legit awful

http://globalnews.ca/news/2223043/remains-of-two-year-old-hailey-dunbar-blanchette-found-amber-alert-dropped/

ugh

I post a lot of weird stuff without explanation too, so not pointing any fingers here. but what's with the Amber Alerts on this thread anyway?