My mom used "teeter"
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
i am a male btw
I only had the one
― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
'weenie' iirc
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
"penis"
― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
Dan you are missing out!
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
wee wee
― Tipper Goregrind (crüt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
bulbul...it's hebrew
― iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
'that bloody thing again'
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://pokemon.supercheats.com/artwork/1.png
bulbulsaur
― piper at the goats of j0hn (rustic italian flatbread), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
no offense but this is a really weird thing to want to know about
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
don't you have some racism to be doing somewhere
― iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
eat a tadpole xp
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
Don't remember any pet names for vagina so I assume it was refereed to as just that. Butt was usually either hiney or tuchus.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ refereed
you know what I meant
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
dingle-winglewinkle
― fit and working again, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
I think 'pet name' is prob a troublesome term here...
― iatee, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
'my dad had a pet name for my vagina'
"source of all your power"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I regretted "pet name" as soon as I hit send but wasn't going to draw further attention to it
THANKS, IATEE
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
yeah mine called mine a penis but we were simple straight-forward folk
― American Horror Sorry (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
"Herr Goebbels"
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
I'm a pretty firm believer in not using cutesy nicknames for genitals with kids. It's just weird. Call it what it is. Maybe if more people did so we wouldn't have a bunch of grown women going around talkin' bout their vajayjays and whatnot.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
But I guess cute nicknames are better than calling it "down there" or "that from which all evil stems" or something.
http://qplog.wordpress.com/files/2007/02/hoohaa.jpg
― fit and working again, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
my parents actually referred to my dick as an "untamed vajayjay" :'-(
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
Friend of mine was telling me recently that her three year old announced one afternoon that they were different. She braced herself thinking this might be some important discussion about race that she hadn't prepared for yet because she's white and he's adopted from Ethiopia but instead he goes, "Yep! We're different cause I have a benis and you have a gina." She couldn't really argue with him there.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
OMG. Probably pee-pee or wee-wee if you don't want to screw up your kid for life.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Nots (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
'purple-helmeted warrior of desire'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
^ what happens when you don't have enough toys as a kid
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
and/or excuse for asking for more toys
I'm just glad no one's said anything like "midnight snack"
― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
elliptically and by arcane allusion
― remy bean, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
my mom was super straightforward, like, i recall pointing out to other kids during more than one of those confused-kid 'conversations' abt penises and vaginas, that vagina and labia are different things. no one really cared :/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
my parents never mentioned anything to do with my, err, particulars. the closest they came was 'privates' but that term was used to grout over lacunae in conversation and body: "you hurt in your tummy? or is it closer to your privates or your knees?"
― remy bean, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
damned if i wasn't a fucking awesome trespasser at 11, though, snooping around on "private property" whenever possible
privates was common. also, "yourself".
― piper at the goats of j0hn (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)
catholic mum, therefore rigorous denial of the existence of genitalia.
― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
I knew a guy who still referred to a vagina as the "ha-ha hole" well into his teens
― dayo, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
Reminds me of Patton's bit "IM GONNA FILL YOUR HOO HA WITH GOOF JUICE!" So much creepier than the correct terms.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
it took me a good 30 seconds to realize you didn't mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
that's probably how world war II was won, tbh
― dayo, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
hitler didn't want eva's hoo ha filled with patton's goof juice
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 7 October 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
My dad always talked about not letting other people touch my private parts as a kid, but it was never explained to me WHAT "private parts" meant. I thought it had something to do with Inspector Gadget.
(I've figured out its meaning in the past 20 years, don't worry.)
-- Abbott, Thursday, August 2, 2007 7:06 PM
― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Friday, 7 October 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
nucker / bun
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 7 October 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
Because four year olds have no qualms about referring to thier junk in public places at full volume, this is parents' way of neutralizing a wide variety of potential c-bombs and other similar letter-bombs.
― Aimless, Friday, 7 October 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
penis
― ,(.__.)/ (silby), Friday, 7 October 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
obliquely
― estela, Friday, 7 October 2011 06:43 (fourteen years ago)
dick
― Poliopolice, Saturday, 9 March 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)
'the beast'
― i don't have to be fair, i'm *right* (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 08:54 (twelve years ago)
I think most people in Denmark use 'tissemand' and 'tissekone' It means something like pee-man and pee-lady. It was way easier back then, today I have to choose between hundreds of names.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 9 March 2013 13:32 (twelve years ago)
the dragon
― Poliopolice, Sunday, 10 March 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)