Ned’s a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!

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During the great ILX down-time depression of 10-15-2011 through to 10-20-2011 (never forget) I re-watched what, 20+ Seinfeld episodes again (You laugh? Screw you! I had to do something!) and this line stood out. Elaine tries to come up with a new name for her bf who's called "Joel Rifkin":

JOEL: Ned?
ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned?
JOEL: Ned’s a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next!
ELAINE: Ellis.
JOEL: Ellis?! You might as well go with Alex. It’s the same thing!
ELAINE: Ellis and Alex aren’t even close.
JOEL: NEXT!
ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point?
JOEL: NO, NO. COME ON!
ELAINE: O.K. O.K. Remy.
JOEL: Remy Rifkin? Should I get a beret?
ELAINE: Oh, Stuart’s a lot better! (talking like a baby) Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
JOEL: Grrrr!

What first name do you invariably associate with traits of character, of what a person named like that must be like? We know now that Ned’s a guy who buys irregular underwear (no offense). Next!

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

See also: "Claire? That's a fat girl's name" (The Breakfast Club)

emil.y, Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

A vision.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

Someone had to break it to you Ned, don't shoot the piano player

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 October 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

"Need a guy who buys irregular underwear".

Summer Slam! (Ste), Thursday, 20 October 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.leurabooks.com.au/shop_image/product/083162.jpg

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

i've always liked the name "una" in print but i'm not sure how to pronounce it

lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Thursday, 20 October 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol, snoball, I used to have that book and was trying to find it when this thread came up, but it seems to have got lost somewhere in my many shelves.

emil.y, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

I think I have a copy of it somewhere as well.

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

i think pretty much the worst name you can have is "Chad". that's a guy who wears a backwards cap and loves the song "I Love College" by Asher Roth both ironically and unironically.

frogbs, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

I think it was SPIN who, back in the 90s, started a review of an album by Live with something like "Remember how the most pretentious guy you knew in high school was named 'Chad?' This band has two of them."

Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

See also: "Claire? That's a fat girl's name" (The Breakfast Club)

http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/claregrogan.jpg

http://clairedanes.fansiter.com/pictures/claire-danes-image1.jpg

Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)


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