Who most motivates you: Cosby, Guilani, Holtz, McChrystal, Montana, Powell, Dhanam, Belluzzo, Buffett, or Bush?

Cosby -- easily.

Holtz because it's hard not to get motivated by motivation

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lou holtz motivates me to stop watching tv on a fairly regular basis, which could in turn lead to productivity?

someone photoshop these guys into a human centipede

Cosby - crotchety old dude, but kind of hard to fault
Giuliani - generic scumbag
Holtz - as a former D1 coach, he has the most to teach about using corruption to your advantage.
McChrystal - less annoying than Petraeus
Montana - probably only half as good as I thought he was when I was 7; I'd rather have Brady or Manning tbh
Powell - highest lies to human cost ratio
Dhanam, Belluzzo - how pissed is everyone else that these two are co-headlining?
Buffett - maybe it's Warren in drag
Bush - can teach you how to kill a boyfriend and get away with it

Montana and Cosby are the only ones who shouldn't be set on fire on principle, really

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