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His authorized biography hits the shelves today. Let's go!
1. He's willing to go to "thermonuclear war" to destroy "stolen" Android
I'm stocking my bomb shelter as I write...
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Monday, 24 October 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)
2. he once drank a shot of wild turkey, no chaser
― dayo, Monday, 24 October 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)
3. Rather than take medical treatment that would probably have saved his life, he put his faith in a range of wacky alternative remedies, and then died.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
4. real story of why his thumb became attached to his chin
― conrad, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)
5. addicted to dr. mario
― johnny crunch, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
6. Choice of attire enforced by regrettable Tokidoki® Barbie® style neck tattoo.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
7. How he tried to ban Queen's 'Flash' from the iTunes store.
― The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
He never did get around to furnishing his listening room
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
8. ^^ that should be
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
9. Didn't have the Memphis liver transplanted, ate it with fava beans
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
10. wished he'd spent more time w/his kids rather than posting on message boards as 'the amazing randy'
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
11. Due to tontine, Wozniak is now the proud owner of $10 million of stolen Nazi gold bullion.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
12. Third Apple founder Ron Wayne, who sold off his Apple shareholdings just before the company incorporated, is gay.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that) (Being gay that is, - not holding onto his shares that today are worth over $25 Billion, now THAT there's something wrong with....)
File under: Missed Opportunity
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:30 (fourteen years ago)
13. Discretely maintained a serious cocaine habit in his latter years, leading close colleagues to dub him 'Blow Jobs'.
― moley, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)
14. email password was "markers"
― buzza, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:38 (fourteen years ago)
15. Continue to use the "hockey puck" USB mouse until October 2011.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)
16. iPhone 4S with Siri for the first time allows your cat to speak normally, as Siri translates its meows into standard received pronounciation English that can be sent to you automatically at oppurtune times as text or voice message. As you walk down the grocery pet food aisle, the iPhone 4S GPS proximity sensors will figure out where you are and you'll receive your cat's message to buy more Friskies and to put it in a watered bowl when you get home. A sqreachy-cat ringtone will play loud and randomly until you feed the cat. Near-field proximity sensors record if you fail to buy cat food, casuing phone to send out inaudible high pitches that only dogs and cats can hear, but they annoy cats and cause them to pester you because you didn't buy them food. Do not provoke your iPhone 4S, or and human or pet saved in its contacts. It knows where your family lives, where your friends are, what they're doing, and what they think of you. And remember, your cat can cause unthinkable havoc in just minutes if you don't feed it on time.
Obey your iPhone 4S with Siri!
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:01 (fourteen years ago)
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― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)