STRANGE BUT TRUE DEPT.!!

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so, while on my evening constitutional, I was waiting at a stoplight with three teenage girls, maybe 16-18. “normal” girls, no visible scars or tribal markings. I had my headphones on, as is my want.

one of them yelled, “HEY WHATCHA LISTENING TO?”

the music was low, so I could hear them talking anyway. I took off my headphones.

“uh, AMM. they’re, uh” I fumbled for a quick and dirty description, “uh, a jazz group.”

“oh yeah,” the same one kinda spat the words. “I know them.”

the light changed and they took off ahead of me. I just sorta stood there momentarily dumbfounded.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 September 2002 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

now, I don’t know what’s scarier: that this girl was trying to possibly impress me by lying about knowing an obscure british electro-acoustic improv troupe (spot the redundancy in that phrase) or a future wherein scowling teenagers will blast the damped roar of shortwave radio and prepared piano out of their jalopies.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 September 2002 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and some guys in a big pickup with KC lights yelled “fag!” at me a few blocks later, so don’t worry too much. the old world order is still well in Olympia.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 2 September 2002 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

More life sucks in WA state: the empty apartment next door that I share a bit of a deck with has sadly been rented, to some girl who has just spent 2 hours talking on her cellphone out on the deck. Which might be bearable except for (a) she has a horrible giggle and (b) dear god what a loud & inane conversation. Geesh, and I sound like a fucking curmudgeon.

lyra (lyra), Monday, 2 September 2002 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo u drive with headphones on ? You're a bad mother-SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!

Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 September 2002 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You're having us on Jess! I say if that was true then you should have told them that its not 'jazz' and impressed them with yr knowledge and wisdom in such things.

''I just sorta stood there momentarily dumbfounded.''

but this is what i would have done too i guess...

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 2 September 2002 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe she was thinking of BMRC? or ween?

mitch lastnamewithheld, Monday, 2 September 2002 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

“uh, AMM. they’re, uh” I fumbled for a quick and dirty description, “uh, a jazz group.”
“oh yeah,” the same one kinda spat the words. “I know them.”

She's a liar!! She would have called you out and said "they're not jazz, they're Free Improvisation"!! :)

brg30 (brg30), Monday, 2 September 2002 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The likeliest candidate strikes me as being MMW (Medeski, Martin and Wood).

Phil (phil), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)


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