Could Oprah be President

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if so why ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 2 September 2002 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Shes too fuckin fat

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 September 2002 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

no, but gary zukov might be.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 2 September 2002 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Oprah. Black AND Female, that's just going too far. I'd say Ricky Lake might be a candidate, but only because she used to be fat and was in Hairspray.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 2 September 2002 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Her teeth are evil, but not evil enough to run for presidency.

― Marco Mattiuzzo (Psycho Ant), Monday, 2 September 2002 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

she would be the female Taft

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 2 September 2002 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor fucking Oprah -- she's completely normal-sized now and still has to get the fat jokes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 September 2002 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as she gets them.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 September 2002 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

normal-sized

i'm sure you don't mean what you imply here, nabisco.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 2 September 2002 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

okay okay "normal" = "pretty much in the typical and not really unhealthy weight range for a middle-aged African-American woman with her particular body type"

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I hope she runs. She motivates the good in Americans more than any recent president. Look at her Angel network and book club. One of her close friends is Nelson Mandela. Run Oprah run!!!

― david krebs, Sunday, 26 October 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

No, because (in true TurboJugend style) Fuck Oprah.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 26 October 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

1. She has enough money and exposure to mount a campaign
2. She's be a total spoiler among Democrats (assuming she's a Democrat, not too far a leap) because she's actually a recognizeable figure, huh, huh, no really
3. She was born in the U.S. so there's no Arnold problem
4. She ain't no fool, girlfriend
5. She wouldn't win, so her money would be wasted
6. She ain't going to waste her money (see # 4)
7. She'd be too afraid that Clinton bitch would scratch her eyes out in a cat fight, Chicago girls, you know, next time Hil was on the show. She wouldn't risk that
8. So, no.

― Skotie, Sunday, 26 October 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

She would never run. She's wealthy and powerful enough to satisfy just about anyone's ego, however huge. And the risk would be excessive, like leaving a perfectly good boat to walk on the water. Far safer to use the levers of power she already has a good grip on.

― Aimless, Sunday, 26 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

She has enough money and exposure to mount a campaign

huh huh huh you said "mount" huh huh huh

― beavis? or butthead? (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

why wouldn't she win though?
I think she probably would.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she could win too. I also think Nolan Ryan could be governor of Texas if he wanted to.

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That, my friend, would be awesome.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.becki-informator.at/bilder/dnevno/03-02/2/Oprah.jpg

― bobby bedelia (van dover), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

Oprah Winfrey showed off her generosity during a lunch at a posh Beverly Hills restaurant earlier this week by ordering her entourage to buy a homeless man a lavish lunch.

The TV titan was in a creative meeting with executives from her OWN network on the Scarpetta eaterie's patio, and enjoyed a five-course meal while she listened to her employees' ideas.

But the star interrupted the chat when she was approached by a man who asked for a bowl of soup - and she made his day by giving him a wad of cash and organising a sumptuous feast.

A source tells New York Post gossip column Page Six Oprah was heard saying, "Please, can we get him some money, get him a meal."

When the man told the star his name was Eddie, she reportedly replied, "God bless you, Eddie."

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

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