"Now I’m a broker for J.P. Morgan"

Because of my PROUD affiliation I cannot show my face.

It’s amazing how many of these begin with ‘I was a paperboy’.
The newspaper industry is on its last legs. The routes that do exist are generally run by adults…in cars. The fuel you supplied to the robust American economy created a sprawling suburban hell in which a little boy on a bicycle contributes nothing of economic value.
You worked while in college 45 years ago - back when you could pay your entire college tuition by working part-time. (But let’s face it, you were in the army = you weren’t even paying your 3 figure tuition bill.)
You spent your life passing from one government sponsored enterprise to another (military, college, ‘putting men on the moon’) oblivious to the fact that you belonged to a uniquely privileged generation where “simi-retired people” who “labor hard during their careers” - that’s to say, marginally competent white people like you - could still live pretty great lives.

Over those years you’ve taken every opportunity to destroy the social and economic infrastructure you benefited from, ensuring that there will never be another generation like yours. And now you spend your golden years wandering back and forth between Tea Party protests and Medicare checkups. And, apparently, posing for Viagra ads.

rad site IMO

the People used to call me a retard, but now I'm a broker for J.P. Morgan response makes me pretty uncomfortable.

any more donations yet?

"Fantastic alternative to universal health care: let’s all work 80 hour weeks just so we can afford medicine!"

amazing how "my granddaddy did it, you can too" never seems to come up when your boss holds that infamous meeting to tell you that it's the end of the line for many of you, and that the people you've just been training are actually your replacements

some ex-gawker dude wants me to do some ows-related posts for his joke bloggy site for $ and I prob will cause I'm poor. this has otherwise lived out its tumblr lifecycle tho.

also I told people at our little ilx-downtime fap but I made $30 at zuccotti the other week cause I was (barely) in the shot for some stupid game show and I refused to sign away the tv rights cause the show looked stupid. so then they had to start offering me money cause they really wanted to use the clip they just got. it's funny cause they didn't give the guy who was actually talking to the host any money.

xp to kf

ha

Go the writing gig, at least. Always nice to have a paid byline, as it were.

go FOR the writing gig, rather

does the VIVA option include the woefully misdrawn logo? It's a pretty impressive feat considering how basic the logo is.

haha yeah I thought about photoshopping that stupid drawing but I couldn't think of anything to do w/ it

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