MOST ANTICIPATED CELEBRITY BOXING MATCH 5 November 2011

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Poll Results

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Jose Canseco vs Lenny Dykstra (steroid grudge match) 2
Nadya "the Octomom" vs against Amy Fisher (this is just bananas) 1
Joey Buttafuoco vs Lou Bellera (winner gets Amy once and for all) 1
Coolio vs Jeremy Jackson (wait, waht) 1
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee vs Violet Kowal (Jesse & Mel, take note) 1
Tareq Salahi vs Kato Kaelin (White House crasher vs white house-crasher) 0
Tila Tequila vs TBA (probably Michael Lohan) 0


dense macabre (DJP), Friday, 4 November 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

man those fox celebrity boxing matches were so great. Why did they stop putting this stuff on TV?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

oh snap this is a PPV?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

canseco-dykstra is the main event for good reason imo. got my vote.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

"special ringside guest kevin federline"

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

are they really gonna put tila tequlia in the ring with a grown man? thats fucked up

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Friday, 4 November 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think they are really going to have her fight Michael Lohan; he was also listed as a fighter but I couldn't find any mention anywhere of who his opponent might be.

dense macabre (DJP), Friday, 4 November 2011 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

had to go with the baseball one bcz it's the only match where I know who both "people" are.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

jose canseco was on "celebridate" recently & the main deciding factor why he picked the girl he did was cuz the other 1 had hair extensions & he had concerns abt being able 2 pull her hair when sexing her

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

had to go with the baseball one bcz it's the only match where I know who both "people" are.

― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, November 4, 2011 1:54 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

not even octomom-amy fisher?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

oh shit this is tonight right?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 November 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

Feldman said moments ago that he and main promoter Alki David met Dykstra on Thursday and paid him cash. The former Phillies star was to receive another $10,000 after the fight but informed promoters around 6 EST tonight that he would not show up.
Dan Herman, who until severing ties tonight with Dykstra had served as a manager for him, arranged Dykstra's participation in the bout and confirmed that Dykstra was paid a portion of his purse in advance and has pulled out of the fight. "I grew up idolizing Lenny Dykstra but it was all a lie," Herman said.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 November 2011 05:26 (thirteen years ago)

he's like the 5,000th person in america to say that

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 November 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago)

the octomom in a boxing match is super bumming me out for some reason

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 November 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago)

Octomom was some reality-TV phenomenon? What do you think I am, that I would retain that?

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 November 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

nine years pass...

is everyone except logan paul fans rooting for him to get ko'd tonight?

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 6 June 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

lol, I don't really care about sports or boxing but I was looking forward to the inevitable commentary about this 'match'. I think he thinks he's Rocky and that this is Rocky 2 (or at least Rocky 1) but I think that he might actually be Apollo in Rocky 4. That was also an exhibition match iirc.

Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Sunday, 6 June 2021 19:35 (four years ago)

lol, that sounds accurate

i have no shame admitting that i will, at one point, stream this -- without paying for it, for sure

Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 6 June 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

Given who he's "fighting," a simultaneous KO and the Earth opening up to swallow the entire venue and everyone in it is the only outcome that I could care about.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 6 June 2021 19:46 (four years ago)

i feel like youtube is to blame for this kind of stuff

https://www.si.com/boxing/2021/06/05/floyd-mayweather-logan-paul-money

If Mayweather–Logan Paul does business, Mayweather against Jake Paul could do more. And that’s what Mayweather wants. Low-risk, easy paydays. Big paydays. He’s transparent about it. There will be no rematch with Manny Pacquiao. No showdown with Terence Crawford or Errol Spence. Mayweather is back for exhibitions only.

And he believes a sizable audience will be willing to pay to see it.

this was 8 rounds of two guys hugging and literally slapping each other

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 7 June 2021 03:57 (four years ago)

it's nuts that Mayweather gets such huge paydays when he's always so incredibly boring to watch

frogbs, Monday, 7 June 2021 04:00 (four years ago)

this was US$50. next time, i doubt they could get away with this kind of shenanigan. but i think they can pull off a similar stunt and still get their userbase to pay like $10-$15 on youtube

Punster McPunisher, Monday, 7 June 2021 04:05 (four years ago)

Doesn’t sound that much worse than the McGregor fight.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 04:54 (four years ago)

McGregor vs. Paul vs. Mayweather would rake in the dough from guys who still own Affliction shirts.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 04:55 (four years ago)


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