dark and gritty snow white reboot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY67V0wOlz8

can I just

is there brostep

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/SnowWhite.png/800px-SnowWhite.png

lol @ alex mack mirror

God I hate few things more in movies than overacting + British accent

eh

it can't be worse than the original

Looks like they got some sweet graphics software that turns things into smaller versions of that thing.

I think the hunter is scary! I think all hunters are scary!

not the only snow white project in development either I think

wish they'd give 'three little pigs' the dark and gritty treatment

A girl I know did the makeup for this. It looks pretty silly.

everybody involved in dark and gritty versions of things should be put in a dark room and stoned to death with grit

I'd imagine a dark and gritty version of snow white to be set in north london or something and be a kitchen sink drama about the power struggles of a low level crime family and how the matriarch fears relinquishing the domestic power she holds over the family to the new young and pretty usurper.

'snaaww hhwwoooiiiit'

Bunnicula, you are a domestic rabbit and a sissy. Your wild brethren live cold, brutal lives and the kiss of a hunter's shot comes gently to them.

oh good lord, snow white is kstew? i want her to do a movie where she does more than just grimace at things.

also i'm tired of sword-fighting and old-timey battles at this point. no movie is going to top nicolas cage and ron perlman as crusaders in season of the witch so why bother anymore.

I knew this sort of thing was going to happen once Marilyn Manson started producing films.

if they ever do a dark twisted reboot of the Sideways Stories from Wayside School series I may just commit harikiri

i want to be better than this, but tbh this film is so relevant to my interests. look at kstew, in armour, like an angry deer, she is so fascinating.

a dark twisted reboot of the Sideways Stories from Wayside School series

!!! louis sachar would NEVER allow it!

former moderator, please give generously (DG) wrote this on thread Spider-Man 4 (reboot thread) on board I Love Everything on Oct 11, 2010

time is right for a gritty christopher nolan reboot of Hagar the Horrible imho, would love to see what it would be like if vikings were 'real'

Hagar the Even More Horrible

I think the hunter is scary! I think all hunters are scary!

― bunnicula

<3 <3

I spoke with somebody on the production team and she told me that originally this movie was gonna be called "Snow White and the Jon Huntsman"

sounds like a porno to me

this shit looks like deviantart: the movie

one woman, seven midgets, a grizzled hunter. and a mirror to record all

bathed in milk

'lips red as blood' mumbled ironically (maybe?) over a shot of kristen stewart's wan, flat mouth-hole

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1667353/

ruh roh

WTF there is no way I can buy Kristin Stewart as being Snow White/better looking than the evil whatserface. It just doesnt work.

Also was the witch turns into bunch of CGI smoke/crows a direct Cunningham ripoff, or what?

tbh i'll probably see that other snow white one cuz it's tarsem singh and i love "the fall" so much

i liked the brostep red riding movie a lot

Maybe Charlie Kaufman could adapt the Barthelme version.

The only princesss that Kristen Stewart should play is Sleeping Beauty, but only if she doesnt have any lines :l
rojam1tchell 1 hour ago

WTF there is no way I can buy Kristin Stewart as being Snow White/better looking than the evil whatserface. It just doesnt work.

That is the thing that kills me about that movie, it's ridiculous to even suggest that Kristen Stewart could in any way be better looking than Charlize Theron.

I would rather see the Tarsem Snow White because his movies are always visually stunning.

Kristen Stewart always has that look as if she hates her job
dimitrijeadzic 1 hour ago

hi ho hi ho

It's dark and gritty we go

Is it bad that I want the wicked queen to win this??

nonenitity1 4 hours ago

Tarsem's Mirror Mirror trailer

significantly less gritty

oh wow does that look like a trainwreck

tbh i'll probably see that other snow white one cuz it's tarsem singh and i love "the fall" so much

― what the fuck does a horse know about the hero's journey anyway (reddening), Sunday, November 13, 2011 10:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

^^ this, although he also did that new 'the immortals' flick that looks pretty terrible

dear god, yeah that looks dreadful

this doesnt even look that pretty

he also did that new 'the immortals' flick that looks pretty terrible

oh man that's one of his?? i don't know if i love "the fall" enough to subject myself to that.

oh fuck i just watched the "mirror, mirror" trailer, what the everloving fuck was that? the new smurfs movie had more dignity.

wow that looks syfy cheap--could we see one more exterior shot of that castle please?

Rita corny, Michael

lily collins is cuet. I dunno if I could handle those eyebrows for a whole two hours tho

What the hell did I just watch.

i dont wanna see this but you put bob hoskins & ray winstone in a movie together and im p much powerless

There are going to be competing live-action "Snow White" films this year! Whee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLVO396eHs

Oh I see this was covered. :(

This was the dumbest fucking movie I've seen in a long damn time. Oh my god.

kind of want to see it

Matinee prices - PLEASE.

oh well yeah. i'd never pay full price for it. but still....i kind of want to see it.

A.O. Scott seemed to really like it. As did Ebert, apparently.

concept's kinda odd -- no one noticed that 'snow white' is already pretty dark and gritty? even the disney version is probably their most disturbing film.

still waiting for a film version that ends with the wicked queen being forced to dance herself to death in red-hot shoes.

eh i enjoyed this

basically like watching a prettified ep of game of thrones

"deviantart: the movie" otm

everyone ws kstew right?

no.

Yeah, this was fucking terrible. My wife and I were going to go see Moonrise Kingdom, but it was sold out. Dark Shadows was our back-up, but they canceled that showing (which I didn't know they ever did) due to low ticket sales. I was pulling hard for Prometheus, but my wife wasn't buying that and we ended up in this. She apologized to me about eight times throughout the course of the movie.

Kristen Stewart is the worst actress. She didn't convey one single believable human emotion anywhere in this entire film.

After seeing the trailer for this it's really odd that it's the other one that's Tarsem Singh.

the role of kristen stewart's lifetime was joan jett in the runaways because it required her to basically just sulk and have a cool haircut

that dude who plays Thor was the only thing that interested me in that movie and there's always youtube for that

money = saved

that that that

Charlize Theron was easily the best thing about this movie

really? even in the trailer I didn't buy her as an evil queen.

she's a total badass tbh

or at least as much of a badass as you can be in a movie titled "Snow White and the Huntsman"

point taken

I think any and all praise I give this movie should be viewed through the filter of "for a movie titled 'Snow White and the Huntsman'"

ie, "This was surprisingly enjoyable..." etc

"My dress was bought for $23,000 by someone involved with the production who was buried in it. It was a man. I'm leaving it at that."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oscars-rob-lowes-snow-white-422225