Favorite Word On This Scrabble Board (Also: Call For Poetry Submissions!)

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ej jo

but of course 'queef' wins by a margin

i'll vote for "ya."

i hope that opening was the full 7-letter tongued.

after a game of scrabble in my younger brasher days (i guess if i was playing scrabble i was never very brash) we decided to combine all of the tiles in the most offensive way possible. perhaps too brash and offensive to share. but it's a fun game to play nevertheless.

'flinger', the crookedness of the letters makes it look autobiographical.

they swayed to the ego flinger
in the runes of old beverlywood
it was a romp
al and jo
after takeout grits from roscoe's on pico
and tongued tacos from a truck in palms
and lox from barney greengrass
and post-nosh taxis from the westside
to the dark side
where no one could see her zit that looked like a bee sting
the embarrassment reminded her of PE
a bad fit in red mesh shorts with blue piping
the whole school yawning in its loins
tell the instructor she had cramps
and go queef in the ladies' room

but who's the spaz in the median
across from 8000 sunset
fleas, filthy hair, throwing himself at the h2 tank
stopped at the red
jo saw him on the train
but she didn't tell al
she takes the train
even if she could earn enough for the h2
i mean, never
she's more like the spaz
loping through the urban souk like vinyl warp
a lumberjack shapeshifting between lumber and ax

Our duo loins tongued a souk;
An ego spaz, like grits in a tank.
A fact fit to die for!
Evict the flinger bee, and
Dig thy earn.
Taxis to the lumber lox romp,
That swayed to the train nosh yawn.

QUEEF.

don't let this die

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i'm glad "thy" got a vote.

"ej"?

smdh