"Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon," Thomas said.
Rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted.
They're calling it "butt chugging."
http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-using-vodka-tampons-to-get-drunk
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/10/pics/10dwxpd6.jpg
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago)
need to poll these soon along with vodka eye
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago)
turning the beer bong tradition on it's head
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago)
I thought this was going to be 'using someone else's rectum as a beer bong'. Thankfully things haven't gone that far.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qVdBNWWSRX0/Rv2Gmn2uQHI/AAAAAAAAAxc/DrDm-9_bnJo/s320/the%2Bidiot.jpgButtchugging,we're buttchuggingIt's what's happening
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
oh and when I said 'using someone else's rectum as a beer bong', I meant while it was still in their body
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
Two girls, one chug.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
The Human Chugapede
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/42000135/Images/3/FLAIR-WEAR-01.jpg
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
Weave a circle round him thrice,And close your eyes with holy dreadFor he on honey-dew hath fed And butt-chugged milk of Paradise.
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
Who's chugged this buttI think I knowHis house is inthe Village, though
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
(He will not see me stopping hereTo see his butt fill up with Stroh's)
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
A+
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cops-sherry-enema-killed-texan
Careful now...there's at least one known case of alcohol poisoning from rectally administered booze.
― stop me before i eat again (j.lu), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
as in, something that never happened?
http://www.theagitator.com/2011/11/11/local-news-hysteria-at-its-finest-rectal-beer-bongs-and-vodka-soaked-tampons/
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
hey goole do a youtube search for "butt chugging"
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
I read that whole article and the phrase I am most bemused by (besides "butt chugging", obv) is "super tampon". Is that an official tampon designation, super? Do they come with a cape?
xp: omg Tracer I cannot stop singing that to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJC9Epd8exE
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
xp The clip that includes the words "a little drinky poo" in the description, smdh
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
― am0n, Monday, November 14, 2011 10:37 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://www.webbizgirl.com/images/just-say-no.jpg
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
i said hey HEYgoole GOOLEyoutube search "butt chug"
[sung to rolling stones 'get off of my cloud']
― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
get out of my dreamsget into my butt
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
(and chug)
Chug my buttIf you chug my butt you'll never stop
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
You know, sometimes I seriously consider taking up drinking again, just to show these kids how it's done properly. You put the beer IN YOUR MOUTH. I mean, what's next, anal kebabs?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
anal kebabs are so 2006
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
the whole can? xp
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
now kids are all about the juice box catheter
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
I gotta say that my initial thought about how kids might be using "vodka-soaked tampons" was 180 degrees reversed from what they meant.
No, I don't know what's wrong with me either.
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
Sung to the tune of "Iced Honey."
― Tower Feist (Eazy), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
beer in the new derriere
― Aerosol, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
beer in the new area
― Aerosol, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
"traditional beer bong"
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
does the thread title remind anyone else of "Skeet Surfin'" from "Top Secret!"?
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
lol I thought beer bong would be something to, you know, smoke weed from
― V79, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
just some college kids exploiting the potential of their mucous membranes, nbd
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
"butt chugging" b/w "drunk off your ass"
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ beer bong stock footage
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
Chris Drella14 mins ago+2 updownHave you ever seen a tampon completely soaked?? It is HUGE!!!! If young girls are able to shove that in their virgina then I must say that is impressive!!!
Have you ever seen a tampon completely soaked?? It is HUGE!!!! If young girls are able to shove that in their virgina then I must say that is impressive!!!
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
Wine box suppository
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
(the latest Captain Beefheart tribute band)
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
I applied for an assistant butt chugger position once but my references didn't check out
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
vaginal vodka doesn't seem as interesting as clitoral LSD
― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
vodka tampons are the lysol douche of a new generation
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but introducing alcohol into your system rectally is a damn good way to kill your self with acute alcohol poisoning.
― Aimless, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
well for your information you are. raining. on. my. parade.
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
I am lolling at teen dudes just shoving booze in each others butts. That's what high school parties are all about, inter-male anal insterion.
― puffy paint (Abbbottt), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
I had a job in the great Northwoods working as a buttchugger for a spell.
― Tower Feist (Eazy), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Lumberjack_Song.jpg/350px-Lumberjack_Song.jpgI'm a buttchugger and I'm OKI chug all night and I work all day
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
As easy a laugh as a Monty Python reference is, I still laughed.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
Anal pints, anal pintsEv'ry morning you greet me
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
Would getting drunk by butt chugging still be referred to as 'getting pissed'?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
And if a police officer makes you take a breathalyser test, do you have to fart into the tube instead?
Getting arseholed more like xp
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
Just imagine what a bar that specialized in this would be like.
― bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
getting pissed up your arse
― owenf, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
Doing body shots this way would be awkward, both physically and socially.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
They'd have to have some kind of specially-designed seating.
― bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
I think they should be calling this "colonic beer-igation"
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
Pooters. Featuring the world-famous Pooter Girls.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
If only there was a way to consume alcohol with your mouth
― shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
If you could poop out of your mouth, imagine the time you'd save in the bathroom.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
South Park already did it
― Number None, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
You'd never need to wipe your arse again.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
this is cracking me up
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
i'm a butt chuggin cheetah with an ass full of popov
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
I am assuming that a very special edition of "JJ and FB will butt-chug it" is impending
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
The last few hours my brain has been saying "They're calling it butt chugging" over and over again.
― polyphonic, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
I'm the runaway butt of the nuclear a(ss)-bomb
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
Me and my girlbutt chuggingMe and my girlout on the shit*
(* butt chuggers' alternate slang for 'out on the piss')
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
taking a shot
― CharlieS, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
What would the butt chugger equivalent of shots be?
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
squats, obv
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
rimshots?
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
*applause*
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
i keep hearing "and they call it butt-chug-iiing to the tune of "they call it puppy love", with the stress all wrong
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
er missed quote mark there
golf clap crap
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42D7oeEJnI
― am0n, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 06:54 (thirteen years ago)
This is quite something (both the video and the statement linked at the bottom)
http://blogs.metropulse.com/the_daily_pulse/2012/10/butt-chugging-the-press-confer.html
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago)
This is some primo lawyering
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago)
man this thread title is all-time.
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, November 14, 2011 3:58 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
quietly mourning an event that never happened
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago)
"My client did not have a vodka enema. Such claims are false and embarrassing to him. Rather, he was merely given an anus-ripping wedgie."
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago)
Oddest/saddest thing to me is that the what seems most important to the kid is proving to the world that he is NOT GAY.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago)
this video, omg
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago)
The movie The Wizard of Oz has many parallels to this vicious media event which has taken place at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville during the past week which has helped to destroy my life. First, Knoxville Police Investigator Patricia Tipton wanted so desperately for there to be a case involving me personally as a person who was "butt-chugging" or ingesting alcohol through my rectum.
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)
Knoxville, The Emerald City
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago)
I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner.
OTOH you would drink yourself unconscious, then shit yourself while fully clothed. There's nothing against that in the Bible, but vodka enemas are a big no-no.
Dorothy, we are not in Kansas anymore.
Alright then Sigmund...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago)