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people who fling poop first thing at work in the morning

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I hate my job

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

are you a zookeeper?

― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

I work at the NYSE

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Check out the poop
that my DJ's revolving
Poop poop baby

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

wth is this national poop day or something, is it a pre-thxgiving thing or something jeeezus POOP

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

Brown Monday - it's a dry run for Black Friday.

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

long weekend of butt-chugging, man, cut me some slack

― shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

'slack' is at the core of your poop problem

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

I DOODOOED IN MY SLACKS

― Poopy G. Stinkgarten

― buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

I could have sworn it was fart day.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

it always starts out that way

― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

it always sharts out that way

Fixed.

― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

one of my favorite bathroom stall ditties:

here i sit
broken hearted
came to shit
but only farted

― average internet commentator (remy bean), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

NATIONAL POOP COMING OUT DAY

― average internet commentator (remy bean), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

wife pooped in the car over the weekend

― calstars, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

jeans retain smell after washing

― calstars, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)


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