people who fling poop first thing at work in the morning

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I hate my job

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

are you a zookeeper?

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

I work at the NYSE

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Check out the poop
that my DJ's revolving
Poop poop baby

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

wth is this national poop day or something, is it a pre-thxgiving thing or something jeeezus POOP

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

Brown Monday - it's a dry run for Black Friday.

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

long weekend of butt-chugging, man, cut me some slack

shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

'slack' is at the core of your poop problem

asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

I DOODOOED IN MY SLACKS

― Poopy G. Stinkgarten

buzza, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

I could have sworn it was fart day.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

it always starts out that way

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

it always sharts out that way

Fixed.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

one of my favorite bathroom stall ditties:

here i sit
broken hearted
came to shit
but only farted

average internet commentator (remy bean), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

NATIONAL POOP COMING OUT DAY

average internet commentator (remy bean), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

wife pooped in the car over the weekend

calstars, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

jeans retain smell after washing

calstars, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago)


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