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idk i was under the impression

'das racist'
was ersatz german

― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

me 2

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

Until last Friday, I thought the opening line to "The Wind Cries Mary" was

After all the tracks are in their boxes

which always conjured toy train sets for me instead of a pretty standard Dylan trope.

― Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

actually thought "New England" was a state

― frogbs, Friday, 18 November 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm hungry"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm tired"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm bored"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

so what were u instead of being hungry, tired or bored

― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

I thought that up was up, down was down, and good would triumph over evil.

I thought that mom, apple pie and Betty Sue were home waiting for me.

I thought that God cared about his children.

I thought that tomatoes were vegetables.

I was wrong. Wrong about everything.

― Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

For I heard the calling of the Dark Lord Lucifer, and devoted my soul to his cause.

― Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Hail Satan!

― Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)


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